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On 5/13/2021 at 2:55 PM, Nungali said:

Thats not a lion , its a  spider .

 

 

I wish there was an icon for a groan...

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A German Shepherd an Akita and a cat all died in quick succession. Arriving in heaven they approached God Whom from her throne asked each of them each in turn  "What do you believe?"

To which the German Shepard replied I believe in loyalty to my master. Fine came Gods reply, you may sit on my right side.

Next came the Akita who replied I believe in protecting my family. To which God replied very good! please take a seat on my left side.

Finally it was the cats turn, her reply was short and to the point, "I believe you are in my seat."

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29 minutes ago, virtue said:

The unmistakable sign that you have accomplished Dao through semen retention and Mantak Chia's sexual alchemy.

 

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I see Xi Jinping above Yin and Yang.

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3 hours ago, Nungali said:

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Maybe if I just keep quiet she will go away .

 

 

KNOCK KNOCK !

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Since I'm creating some confusion I'll finish my own joke...

 

26 minutes ago, steve said:

 

Manitou...

 

 

Manitou who?

 

 

Manitou-k a long time for someone to say who's there!

 

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

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Elvis has left the building.  I can't remember what I was going to say.  Men, never leave knockers waiting.

 

 

 

 

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More English language logic:

 

A wonderful bird is the pelican,

His bill will hold more than his belican,

He can take in his beak

Enough food for a week

But I'm damned if I see how the helican!

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There once was a jokestress called Manitou

Kinda like a Daobum-y  Vish-y-nu

Though her riddle had no end

Still she yanged and she yinned

As Silent Thunder played his kazoo.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Taomeow said:

More English language logic:

 

A wonderful bird is the pelican,

His bill will hold more than his belican,

He can take in his beak

Enough food for a week

But I'm damned if I see how the helican!

 

You left out the 'falsies' .  Pelicans have 'false boobs' on their breasts , sacks full of air  ... that act like , well, an air bag .

 

 

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