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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and combined with the drink, it facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked what I was doing, and I said intuitively, "Nothing dear". The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are by nature deep thinkers about various topics, which would then lead to other questions. 

 

Finally, I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another really satisfying beer, and some more deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion... A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another kid". On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". 

 

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap. 

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18 hours ago, Taomeow said:

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It's actually a good question re: Lovecraft's work... his general outlook is one of an indifferent cosmos, personified by these monstrous beings, rendering all human endeavors, hopes, fears utterly insignificant, yet humans often play a pivotal role in their summoning or their vanquishing (e.g. ram a yacht into Cthulhu's head and he's back to sleep for another 1000 years).

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8 hours ago, SirPalomides said:

This photo from May Day 1968 (Lvov, Ukrainian SSR)

 

Happy May Day to all

 

 

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The one from today reads, "Where is everybody?" 

 

Image may contain: 1 person, standing and outdoor, text that says 'где вÑе?!'

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12 hours ago, ऋषि said:

 

 

This made you laugh?

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