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People asking for free spiritual teachings even after they are kindly explained that the teachers' time should be fairly compensated.

 

"Hey babe! I want to take you out for a dream dinner, but I don't have any money so you will have to pay. It's only fair because I am such a charming and nice guy."

 

If you want to take your sweetheart to a free romantic dinner, there is always dumpster diving option available for a free range gourmet course. She'll love it how dedicated and frugal you are.

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On 2/1/2020 at 9:07 PM, manitou said:

 

 

I wonder what The Rapture would look like?

Ok, so it's not real, but it is pretty funny. Trichophobia, indeed.

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2 hours ago, moment said:

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Seems like a Pelican

but she thought

A Pelicant

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On 2/8/2020 at 8:29 AM, gatito said:

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It looks like you're waiting to scare the poop out of someone coming through that gate.

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I tried to make a joke and failed so badly that it had to laugh.

Then I was told thatgggg.jpg.c0bf71409bb20f433ccceeb083abd33e.jpg if I would only stop looking and sounding like I was going to a funeral, then people would laugh at my jokes.

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After all these years, World Taekwondo Federation has finally decided to change its name "over negative connotations" of the abbreviation

 

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On 05/02/2020 at 6:31 AM, moment said:

Ok, so it's not real, but it is pretty funny. Trichophobia, indeed.

 

 

We had a Christian couple with a few little kids staying here . dad was a pastor in some unmainstream church .   They had been doing river baptisms    down river near town .   We are down the river beach at our place  , hot day, all swimming , but not their little fellah ; Come in , come in !

 

Nope , no way , just would not . Then finally Dad  " Why  dont you want to come in ? "

 

" Jesus will get me . " 

 

 

 

 

:) 

 

 

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On 2/9/2020 at 12:32 PM, manitou said:

It looks like you're waiting to scare the poop out of someone coming through that gate.

 

That's actually the front door to our practice room, and it could be scary if shown when finished and seen by surprise in person.  The cats don't like it.  It's a Halloween mask I was working on, of a spirit entity that came to see me a long time ago, and there's no doubt it would scare a lot of people out of their skin to see it like I did.  I originally had that picture taken to show an artist, a painter of dragons, who was interested in doing a painting of something realistic.

 

What's amazing is the deep level of immaturity shown by those here who use it as an insult.

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7 hours ago, Starjumper said:

 

 

What's amazing is the deep level of immaturity shown by those here who use it as an insult.

 

 

gotta love 'em anyway

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42 minutes ago, manitou said:

gotta love 'em anyway

 

Now there's a concept.

 

I had to reflect on both sides of that coin for awhile, because most of the time I feel an unconditional love for people I see in real life.

 

But here.

 

They can be felt as  living beings with spirits or as little thorns in the side.  Feeling them as living beings, it's kind of sad about their karma.  Feeling them as faceless no-name thorns hiding behind the silver screen, It's kind of gladdening to know about their karma.  I guess on forums it's too easy to feel them as the later.

 

Thank you for your advice.  One thing is for sure, I can't teach them anything.

 

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I had no luck with girls in high school but, I fooled everyone, I would go into a drive-in movie and do pushups on the back seat of my car.-- Rodney Dangerfield

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  Lookit me !   I got a woman in my car   !   

 

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Hmmmmm .... not really trying ;

 

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1 hour ago, Nungali said:

  Lookit me !   I got a woman in my car   !   

 

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Hmmmmm .... not really trying ;

 

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That's the old Rapture Carpool Lane gag for Evangelicals.

If pulled over, you simply look over and exclaim... "Holy Shit!  The Rapture took him!"

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