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People asking for free spiritual teachings even after they are kindly explained that the teachers' time should be fairly compensated.

 

"Hey babe! I want to take you out for a dream dinner, but I don't have any money so you will have to pay. It's only fair because I am such a charming and nice guy."

 

If you want to take your sweetheart to a free romantic dinner, there is always dumpster diving option available for a free range gourmet course. She'll love it how dedicated and frugal you are.

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On 2/1/2020 at 9:07 PM, manitou said:

 

 

I wonder what The Rapture would look like?

Ok, so it's not real, but it is pretty funny. Trichophobia, indeed.

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2 hours ago, moment said:

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Seems like a Pelican

but she thought

A Pelicant

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On 2/8/2020 at 8:29 AM, gatito said:

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It looks like you're waiting to scare the poop out of someone coming through that gate.

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I tried to make a joke and failed so badly that it had to laugh.

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After all these years, World Taekwondo Federation has finally decided to change its name "over negative connotations" of the abbreviation

 

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On 05/02/2020 at 6:31 AM, moment said:

Ok, so it's not real, but it is pretty funny. Trichophobia, indeed.

 

 

We had a Christian couple with a few little kids staying here . dad was a pastor in some unmainstream church .   They had been doing river baptisms    down river near town .   We are down the river beach at our place  , hot day, all swimming , but not their little fellah ; Come in , come in !

 

Nope , no way , just would not . Then finally Dad  " Why  dont you want to come in ? "

 

" Jesus will get me . " 

 

 

 

 

:) 

 

 

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