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"Wash your hands as if you had just been cutting Chillies and then wanted to masturbate."

 

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From Ecuador.  What are the chances that severe isolation will be lifted in fifteen days?

 

Brown:  Not a chance.

 

Blue: Not a chance, but in blue.

 

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On 23/03/2020 at 1:30 AM, Apech said:

"Wash your hands as if you had just been cutting Chillies and then wanted to masturbate."

 

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Do you think that paper is meant to be a joke or a serious recommendation ?

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On 3/26/2020 at 8:29 AM, CloudHands said:

 

Do you think that paper is meant to be a joke or a serious recommendation ?

Either way, it's good advice and hilarious. 

Laughter continues to be strong medicine!

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3 hours ago, moment said:

 

 

Top 10 Scary Gifs On The Internet - YouTube

 

I love those photos with the big red circle ;   no, not the girl .... not the tap ....  the mirror , look in the mirror

 

Nooooo ... not that tree  down  in the corner ... the bigfoot in the middle of the picture ;

 

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No, not the trash can ... no no  NOT the car !  That alien , right there in the middle of the picture !

 

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Thank goodness for big red circles , otherwise we might not see this 'cryptoid'   (due to its disguise and how it blends in with nature )

 

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54 minutes ago, Nungali said:

 

I love those photos with the big red circle ;   no, not the girl .... not the tap ....  the mirror , look in the mirror

 

Nooooo ... not that tree  down  in the corner ... the bigfoot in the middle of the picture ;

 

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfW7O6J7vzMHuY214bCDA

 

 

 

No, not the trash can ... no no  NOT the car !  That alien , right there in the middle of the picture !

 

bfe4df96b97a8ac7bdff185fc534bd61.jpg

 

 

Thank goodness for big red circles , otherwise we might not see this 'cryptoid'   (due to its disguise and how it blends in with nature )

 

 

I actually thought the false arms on the Emu was cornier.

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Oh ?   I didnt notice them

 

 

 

Thats what happens with no  big red circle around them .

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Posted (edited)

Some stupid shit!  Enjoy!

 

 

 

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And the bonus is:

 

Spoiler

That he seems to have pissed himself before filming and he forgot to change his trousers.

 

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