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zerostao, March 3, 2011 in General Discussion
"As a Mortician, I always tie the deceased's shoelaces together.
That way, if there is a Zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious."
Nothing... was in the middle of kunlun this morning... and laughed mindlessly. Then sang tunelessly the rest od the morning
I went to the post office to get some stamps. The guy at the counter asked me what kind. I said 'Anything but the flag'. He smiled and said 'you wouldn't believe how often I hear that'.
A 3lb Yorkshire terrier barking and posturing at a large coyote on the other side of a window.
At the store.
Mom: what part of no do you not understand.
Kid: the part that says I can't.