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I went to the post office to get some stamps.  The guy at the counter asked me what kind.  I said 'Anything but the flag'.  He smiled and said 'you wouldn't believe how often I hear that'.

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A 3lb Yorkshire terrier barking and posturing at a large coyote on the other side of a window.

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At the store.

Mom: what part of no do you not understand.

Kid: the part that says I can't.

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This was pretty funny :)

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This poem (of sorts) is in honor of me changing my status from junior to Dao Bum on my profile.:)

Your a doabum:
If you are sitting on the pot but your really just posting a lot. Your a doabum
If you posted a great theme but nobody knows what you really mean. Your a doabum
If your walking out the door then you pause to post one more. Your a doabum
If you left your body behind and you are posting using only your mind. Your a doabum
If your holding onto your chair posting from a keyboard in the air. Your a doabum
If you transcended onto a new plane while your still posting your last refrain.

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A British ship was floundering off the coast of  Germany, they get on the radio .

 

" Hello, hello, is anyone out there ! "

 

" Hello, yes,  this is the German Coast  Guard ... what can we do for you ?"

 

" Oh, thank God  ... we are sinking ... we are sinking ! "

 

" I see .... and what are you sinking  about ?" 

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my son and I at the museum.

walking by an oil painting of adam and eve at the apple tree... with the serpent.

 

my son:  Dad?

me:  yea?

my son:  why do they always paint adam and eve with belly buttons?  what were they supposed to be attached to?

me:  i love you. 

 

 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, silent thunder said:

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Makes perfect sense.  The function of the Dao is reversion.  In this case it only took 4,000 years.

 

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Nungali's  proper grammar;

 

Did you know that a sink is only called a sink  while  you are using  it  ?

 

After you stop using it, it becomes a sunk .

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Saw one of the best political bumper stickers ever yesterday driving home in traffic.

 

GIANT METEOR STRIKE

2020

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