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This is in English ...  Wait for it:   (The work of the future)

 

 

Alternate ending:

 

 

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I'd be wholly unfit to fulfill the duties, I'd be a naughty guiding hand... I just know it. 

 

Guiding them into piles of dog shit... into puddles... into lamp posts.

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On 02/04/2018 at 12:15 AM, silent thunder said:

I'd be wholly unfit to fulfill the duties, I'd be a naughty guiding hand... I just know it. 

 

Guiding them into piles of dog shit... into puddles... into lamp posts.

 

cant find it now but a story about a guide dog ... we will call him 'Woftam'  *  .   Woftam kept getting new 'owners'  ... after he led the previous ones to disaster !  Leading them in front of cars, running off,  falling asleep and missing train stops, even 'getting lost' .

 would just assign him to a new victim ...   blind person.

 

Those responsible said  :  " We would not tell the owners about the dog's past history ... it might make them nervous, and that would make the dog nervous ... and we dont want a nervous guide dog out there . "     

 

WTF ! ?  :wacko:

 

 

 

*  Waftam ;  Waste Of Fuckin' Time And Money

 

 

 

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Here is what you say to a flat earther : 

 

'  Earth be so flat    'cause yo mamma be sittin on it . " 

 

 

besides  ...

 

 

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32 minutes ago, Starjumper said:

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

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27 minutes ago, Nungali said:

Here is what you say to a flat earther : 

 

'  Earth be so flat    'cause yo mamma be sittin on it . " 

 

 

besides  ...

 

 

if-the-earth-was-really-flat-cats-would-

LMAO! :lol: You guys just won the internet!

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2 hours ago, Starjumper said:

 

The 2nd one   ... as    "true story' ;

 

A young girl here with a FE mum was asking us about it .  Sadly, at about 16, she has no idea whatsoever abut natural science and how nature, logic or common sense works .... poor kid.

 

Anywayz, she asked something and I told her the reason and she countered and I said, what about ... (cant remember now ) and she answered something which meant .... so I asked  " Wait a minute ... re you saying its flat on top but round underneath ? "

 

"  Yes . "   

 

" What ?  A  hemisphere ?

 

"Huh ?  "

 

"I mean ....   like an orange cut in half ? "

 

 " Yeah . "

 

Well  .... thats a first !    She couldnt tell me what was 'underneath'   she couldnt tell from 'up here '    as ......  I suppose  .....

 

.. when she looked , it had its pants on  . 

 

( Poor modern kids   :(   ) 

 

 

It is a common philosophical question though  ; 

 

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2 hours ago, silent thunder said:

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LMAO! :lol: You guys just won the internet!

 

 

Broke the inter, you mean  ...

 

 

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"The conclusion of the epic saga that didn't used to have a coherent story but now kind of does."

 

 

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