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Do you want to be a part of an elite martial arts attack squad?

 

Do you long to raid the samurai stronghold in the dead of night?

 

Are you super sneaky?

 

Do you look good in black?

 

Then the Ninja Hit Squad wants you!

 

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Please apply by posting in this thread. Include your qualifications, previous ninja hit squad experience, and 3 references.

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My qualification- this:

I eat Ninja Hit Squads for breakfast.

For lunch I destroy the armies of evil empires

and stop alien invasions before dinner.

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I haven't worn colours in years. I'm a bit goth really.

 

So sneaky, you never see me during the day. I black my windows out and stay in listening to The Cure.

 

Therefore, I have no references. But I did learn 7 years of fight skills from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

 

Am I in?

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I haven't worn colours in years. I'm a bit goth really.

 

So sneaky, you never see me during the day. I black my windows out and stay in listening to The Cure.

 

Therefore, I have no references. But I did learn 7 years of fight skills from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

 

Am I in?

 

I think you'll work for our Vampire Special Operations team.

 

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My qualification- this:

I eat Ninja Hit Squads for breakfast.

For lunch I destroy the armies of evil empires

and stop alien invasions before dinner.

 

Ninja Hit Squads the breakfast cereal!

 

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I think you'll work for our Vampire Special Operations team.

 

Currently the most active unit of the NHS.

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...

 

So sneaky, you never see me during the day. I black my windows out and stay in listening to The Cure.

...

 

OMG! So ARE you Robbie Robertson? (sorry I can't the references of Robbie and the blackened windows, so this instead)

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I have my own nun-chucker ... it can send a mother superior over 40 feet on a windless day.

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I'm too old for that stuff anymore so I just try to make sure I don't tee off the wrong people.

 

Dat good advice!

 

Jah!

 

Hmm.

 

Me pretty damn old too ya know.

 

You are very wize mr marblehead sir.

 

I always knew it.

 

I can kinda spot it.

 

/me bows before mr marblehead.

 

You, mr marblehead, are a cool dood.

 

Not a do do.

 

Well, maybe not a dood.

 

Maybe still just a bit of a...

 

Bozo!

 

Ha ha ha!

 

Zen stylee.

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For several years while living in Brooklyn and studying Shao Lin and JKD, I would head out at night, hop the nine foot fence and break into the Brooklyn Botanic Garden. I would then practice all my forms under the light of the moon, among the cherry trees, or the lavender field, or at the Inari Shrine in the Japanese Garden; dodging the security guards as needed.

 

One night, near the cherry tree lane, I discovered a eucalyptus tree that had formed a perfect bowl about 15 feet off the ground and would sleep there until the sun woke me up. I'd then hop the fence, grab my rollerblades and ski back down the hill of Park Slope with my bokkens on my back.

 

Supreme Garden Ninja am I...

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edited

 

Don't want ta tempt Fate!

 

;)

...

 

 

You're talking sense at last cap'n.

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Oh! You haven't seen 'A Fistfull of Yen' ? Do watch it .....

 

WTF that clip is like enter the dragon on crack!!!!!!!!!

 

 

actually WTF is the last thing on the trailer

 

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