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23 minutes ago, manitou said:

Okay.  No foot support for me any more -

 

You have my support. 

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2 hours ago, manitou said:

Okay.  No foot support for me any more -

 

How do you know that you're not one of the people who need it? 🤔

 

 

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23 hours ago, Daemon said:

 

How do you know that you're not one of the people who need it? 🤔

 

 

 

 

I was just jerking around with Taomeow 

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Perseverance rover lands on Mars and immediately provokes reaction:

 

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I met this guy at a conference interstate , he invited me to break my journey home on the way home and stay at his place at Canberra ( Oz capitol city ) .  At the end of the weekend I was heading off and he had to go to work on Monday and invited me to stop off at his work on the way out to 'see what I do' .   Well, it was at  ' Tiddy ' .

 

Tidbinbilla -  Joint Oz NASA Deep Space Communication Complex .

 

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So I am getting a tour , being shown all this stuff,  they where friendly and informative from my questions , except for one room I wasn't allowed in, the door had a small window and I peeked through  "  What's in there . "

 

" You are not allowed to know that . "

 

" Oh .....   is this the room where you filmed the fake Moon landing  ? "

 

 

 

............

 

 

 

Deadly silence  .... my friend looked horrified  .  The guys sitting around the control desk froze too and looked at me as if I just let off a huge fart .

 

 

 

:D   

 

 

 

One of the guys then snapped out of it when he realised I was joking  ' No, its where we filmed 'Alien Autopsy ' .

 

But for a moment there .... they all froze .... I think communications went down for about  20 seconds .

 

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1 hour ago, Taomeow said:

The essence of a selfie 

 

May be an image of apple

 

I often compare my felt sense of myself to other people´s social media selfie presentation of themselves, not a good idea as I often end up feeling lesser than.  But perhaps this is comparing apples to oranges.

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9 hours ago, Nungali said:

.... I always thought dreads would be hard to keep clean    :D 

 

 

i've seen worse

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Politics and slang in Oz ;

 

We have the  National Party  ..... known as  'The Nats ' .

 

We have the Liberal Party  ....  known as   ' The Libs ' .

 

We used to have the   Country Party   ..... but that was disbanded for some reason         :rolleyes:

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You're a naughty boy.  The naughty boy from Oz. 

 

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On 25/02/2021 at 3:11 PM, manitou said:

You're a naughty boy.  The naughty boy from Oz. 

 

 

Its not just me  ...... its the whole nation .

 

We used to have this dumb crazy backwards  Dunning-Kuger Premier (of Queensland )   Joh Bjelke Petersen

 

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For some reason his wife  ' Flo'  became popular - Jo and Flo -  known for making pumpkin scones  ( for some obscure reason ?  :huh: )  and being the epitome of a CWA lady   ( Country Women's Association  - they put on street cake stalls and have bake off competitions and other stuff , charity work etc  )

 

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Flo

 

 

Anyway ,  some idyuts thought  Jo should be PM  and put out posters and t shirts  ' Jo for PM '

 

It was countered with a t with Jo's picture on it and the slogan 

 

'  Flo has one -

    Jo is one  '

 

And now ..... another naughty joke  ;

 

CWA bake off

 

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I love going to those CWA bakeoffs , because at the end , after the judging

they have all these old left over fruit cakes and tarts

 

.....

 

 

 that will let you eat their cakes .

 

 

 

 

:) 

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Surstromming challenge.

 

I can't even be in the same room with it, let along try a mouthful.

 

 

Freaking Swedes and their delicacies...

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Man !  read the label .... open  can underwater ! 

 

I saw one guy open the can  (it is pressurised from ferment and decay ! ) while camping , some sprayed  right into his mouth and some into his mates eyes .    They where both staggering around the campsite , one retching, the other blinded     :D 

 

 

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