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I'm watching an old episode of Downton Abbey, and I burst out in laughter as soon as I heard some squire say to another squire of some sort:   "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it".

 

I laugh because of all the money I've spent on books and seminars where everyone's moving their arms around in the air.  Just to get to pretty much the exact same mindset.  I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.  LOL, they taught us that expression in the 3rd grade.  Why didn't I just listen?  :lol:

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So I just got back home from work. My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages, then I ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming. so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage!!!

 

(random fb joke) 

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3 hours ago, C T said:

So I just got back home from work. My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages, then I ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming. so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage!!!

 

(random fb joke) 

 

 

That's like something from a scary movie; Pet Cemetery or Chuckie or something. :wacko:

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2 hours ago, Wuschel said:

From Mia Love's newest DVD: Mindfulness: The Key To Higher Living.

 

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Thanks for the reminder! 

Santa Ana's will be blowing soon, time to get the neti pot out for Summer.

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What was the first thing AOC said when told she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

 

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Watching the bird feeder:ph34r:: a sparrow flies down, and misjudges its landing on the polished brass bird perch:huh:, it holds on with its feet while hanging upside down as it swings back and fourth looking around for the bird seed:blink:, finding nothing but open air, in seeming disgust:blush: it does a graceful back flip and lands on the ground below.:)

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1 hour ago, mrpasserby said:

Watching the bird feeder:ph34r:: a sparrow flies down, and misjudges its landing on the polished brass bird perch:huh:, it holds on with its feet upside down while it swings back and fourth looking around for the bird seed:blink:, finding nothing but open air, in seeming disgust:blush: it does a graceful back flip and lands on the ground below.:)

 

:lol:  Who in their right mind has a polished brass bird perch?  That's just plain mean, Mr. P.

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 He he he  .....   mwa ha har !

 

< starts polishing the bird perch >

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16 hours ago, Nungali said:

 He he he  .....   mwa ha har !

 

< starts polishing the bird perch >

 

I just have a thing about seeing sparrows spin around and around on a highly polished brass bird perch....:huh:

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And seriously.  Some guy polished my brake pedal with Armour All once.  That was one wild ride home.  I felt like a sparrow who just landed on a polished brass perch.

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On 7/1/2019 at 5:35 AM, silent thunder said:

Thanks for the reminder! 

Santa Ana's will be blowing soon, time to get the neti pot out for Summer.

imageproxy.gif.e46044d75e1f154b4a5551cc190c1ac9.gifOh! at first glance:blink:, I thought that she was poring tea, in a new-age sort of way.:lol:

 

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I was driving home from work one early evening when I saw the flash of a police camera. 

I figured it went off for exceeding the speed limit even though I knew I wasn't speeding. 

Just to be sure, I went around the block again, passing the same spot, driving even more slowly, 

and again, the camera flashed. Now I began to think this was quite funny, so I drove even slower

as I passed the spot once more, but the camera again flashed! I tried a fourth and fifth time with

the same result, and was now laughing in between muttering unutterables as I rolled the car past 

at a snail's pace. By that time, I had almost forgotten how preoccupied I was as I left work, 

trying to make sense of an internal audit that was taking longer than it should. 

 

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt. 

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CT - You aren't one of those people who sucks people into a joke, are you?  I've heard a lot of ticket stories.  That one is just a little too perfect.  :lol:  But really funny.

 

Tell me you're not one of those geezers who keeps these bizarre little scenarios in your head to pull out and use in social situations?

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 A friend did it in Sydney when the new under harbour tunnel first opened. It wasn't used that much at first and she was  a very early commuter, no traffic, had a nice car new car, no one about so ;     zoooooom   through the tunnel. That was fun. Same next day and the next and the next  and

 

Then about 8 days later got a ticket in the mail   for speeding , the next day another ticket tin the mail ... and so on.

 

" They got a camera in there !    "    she said .

 

:lol:    ................   :rolleyes:

 

 

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My father had always encouraged me to work until my bank account looked like a phone number. 

 

I paid attention, and followed thru with his sparkling advise. 

 

 

 

YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED IN 

ACCOUNT BALANCE: $9.11

MAXIMUM WITHDRAWAL $5.00

OVERDRAFT FACILITY: N/A

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1 hour ago, C T said:

My father had always encouraged me to work until my bank account looked like a phone number. 

 

I paid attention, and followed thru with his sparkling advise. 

 

 

 

YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED IN 

ACCOUNT BALANCE: $9.11

MAXIMUM WITHDRAWAL $5.00

OVERDRAFT FACILITY: N/A

 

 

I'm real close to getting this joke, but it hasn't come through the mist yet.

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