What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

[zerostao]

The bugs have been bad this summer

 

 

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[Nungali]

Went shopping with a  woman friend   .....       

 

And she goes into all these shops, looks but doesnt buy anything  .... so I am getting a little   agitated  and want to leave  and she ;

 

" You know, its a shame men dont treat shopping like we treat sex ."

 

" What do you mean ? "

 

" Well ,  we just put  up with it until you are finished . "

 

 

.....     

 

 

[Apech]

 

[Marblehead]

Yep.  That's variation of opinions alright.

 

[oak]

[windwalker]

 

[windwalker]

 

He probably wouldn't go over to well in this day and age....what happened to the US.

[Marblehead]

11 minutes ago, windwalker said:

He probably wouldn't go over to well in this day and age....what happened to the US.

Well, I still like Carlin.

 

And I doubt anyone can accuse me of using soft language.

 

[Apech]

[Apech]

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[sagebrush]

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Edited November 18, 2018 by sagebrush

[zerostao]

[windwalker]

 

[Apech]

[Kar3n]

[rene]

"As a Mortician, I always tie the deceased's shoelaces together.

 

That way, if there is a Zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious."

 

[Apech]

[rkc]

Nothing... was in the middle of kunlun this morning... and laughed mindlessly. Then sang tunelessly the rest od the morning 

[manitou]

I went to the post office to get some stamps.  The guy at the counter asked me what kind.  I said 'Anything but the flag'.  He smiled and said 'you wouldn't believe how often I hear that'.

[guest25]

A 3lb Yorkshire terrier barking and posturing at a large coyote on the other side of a window.

[guest25]

At the store.

Mom: what part of no do you not understand.

Kid: the part that says I can't.

[Patrick Brown]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Doll_(TV_series)