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1 hour ago, RiverSnake said:

Intent is the key. Tune your desires to Love. If your intent is unbalanced, then the dynamics in lovemaking will become screwed....whether its casual or a committed relationship.

 

 

damn I love this forum.

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11 hours ago, manitou said:

 

 

Is it just me, or is the upper half of your body too big for the lower half?

 

Nooo ... men are like that  , sorta like an inverted triangle   all shoulders and no hips  ........ broad in shoulders and thin in the 'lower half' .  The short shorts   sorta accentuate it   * 

 

While, on the other hand  woman are  much much bigger  in their lower half   ..... than the upper half .

 

B)

 

 

 

 

 

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8 hours ago, manitou said:

 

 

damn I love this forum.

 

 

You are our fairy Godmother .

 

 

 

(Hopefully mother of some cool pagan God that is  :)  )

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5 hours ago, Nungali said:

 

 

You are our fairy Godmother .

 

 

 

(Hopefully mother of some cool pagan God that is  :)  )

 

And you are our fairy. ;)

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12 hours ago, Nungali said:

 

Nooo ... men are like that  , sorta like an inverted triangle   all shoulders and no hips  ........ broad in shoulders and thin in the 'lower half' .  The short shorts   sorta accentuate it   * 

 

While, on the other hand  woman are  much much bigger  in their lower half   ..... than the upper half .

 

B)

 

 

 

Tell me that's not actually a picture of you, Nungers.

 

If that is you....your hips look quite....guidable.

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8 hours ago, Apech said:

 

And you are our fairy. ;)

 

 

I TOLD you not to do that while you are driving ! 

 

 

@   1 : 25

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, manitou said:

 

 

Tell me that's not actually a picture of you, Nungers.

 

 

Thats not actually a picture of me .

 

2 hours ago, manitou said:

 

If that is you....your hips look quite....guidable.

 

 

" Guidable "   ....   :blink:      

 

Ummmmm   ......   wot  ?

 

Guidable  by what  ,   and to  where   ?

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You won a prize !

 

 

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In the Nungers ;  ' Hey Dude  ,  you  said something that I could not look up on google  award ! '

 

'Guidable hips'   hits  :

 

Tour guide for Japan says Japanese women have small hips .

 

Take a guided tour to  Shimokitizawa ( Tokyo's most 'hip' neighbourhood. )

 

" Doing hip circles will improve circulation and make you more guidable "    WTF ?  

 

https://books.google.com.au/books?id=hVGkfQrfEsgC&pg=PA85&lpg=PA85&dq=guidable+hips&source=bl&ots=bJWciQTy41&sig=ACfU3U3O7lkQ7IODy7-nmzCftZFvT1BWaw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiM-MPL6MfnAhUq6nMBHaPLDgsQ6AEwAnoECAgQAQ#v=onepage&q=guidable hips&f=false

 

  - Ooooo ... nearly lost the mug  with that one !

 

Guidable instruments for hip replacement

 

Inner shell for a hip joint socket

 

Magna Carta - " And that the Lord'hips, Towns, Parishes, Commotes, Hundreds and Cantreds of ... and every Part thereof, shaki sland and be guidable  for ever, from and after

 

Not even pics  .... just  some  images of Shimokitizawa  and German Shepards  ( the dog kind )

 

 

- Now I am going to have to ask   .....   'she who knows all '     ( things 'hip' ) .

 

 

You have really flummoxed me with this one  .....  last time I got flummoxed like that I was told that I had  ' pornographic lips '   :blink:

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omg I'm dyin' over here!

 

In Nordic parlance... guidable hips is on par with being put in the 'paint shaker'.

 

When making love to a Nordic Woman, if you're incapable of 'doing it sufficiently'... they have a tendency to smile while grabbing you by the hips and saying "no my love... do it like this"  Where then then begin vigorously guiding your hips to the correct form.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, silent thunder said:

omg I'm dyin' over here!

 

In Nordic parlance... guidable hips is on par with being put in the 'paint shaker'.

 

When making love to a Nordic Woman, if you're incapable of 'doing it sufficiently'... they have a tendency to smile while grabbing you by the hips and saying "no my love... do it like this"  Where then then begin vigorously guiding your hips to the correct form.

 

 

 

 

:blink:

 

 

Nooooo  .... she cant have meant that !    I mean . she is a nice dear sweet Fairy Godmother  !   :o

 

Hmmmm .... she did imagine I was trying to look down her cleavage once   .

 

 

Perhaps she needs a reminder  ... from fairy to Fairy Godmother  ; 

 

 

 " Ummmmmm     ...... my 'wand'   is  up here  !   " 

 

 

 

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This sex talk is flopping all over the place - it should be far more rigid!

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Ok - Manitou!

That avatar You’re wearing is effecting everyone and now the guy jogging up the hill is sporting wood

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On 2/10/2020 at 12:46 PM, silent thunder said:

 

When making love to a Nordic Woman, if you're incapable of 'doing it sufficiently'... they have a tendency to smile while grabbing you by the hips and saying "no my love... do it like this"  Where then then begin vigorously guiding your hips to the correct form.

 

 

 

 

Exactly.  :lol:

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16 hours ago, Spotless said:

Ok - Manitou!

That avatar You’re wearing is effecting everyone and now the guy jogging up the hill is sporting wood

 

She accused me of looking down her cleavage !

 

How dare she !  and you cant even see down there .... not if you stand up tall and look down, try to get a side angle , squat low and look up , even with binoculars you cant see in there .

 

Even with  'astral vision ' ... its hard to .

 

 

 

 

 

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18 hours ago, Spotless said:

Ok - Manitou!

That avatar You’re wearing is effecting everyone and now the guy jogging up the hill is sporting wood

 

 

I think instead that's a tennis ball in his front pocket.  How that thing moves around....

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Nungali said:

 

She accused me of looking down her cleavage !

 

How dare she !  and you cant even see down there .... not if you stand up tall and look down, try to get a side angle , squat low and look up , even with binoculars you cant see in there .

 

Even with  'astral vision ' ... its hard to .

 

 

 

 

 

:)

 

 

If you just wait until I come a-flittin' up to you there's no problem.  The cleavage is slightly deeper than the wrinkles and it is often moist.

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14 minutes ago, manitou said:

 

 

I think instead that's a tennis ball in his front pocket.  How that thing moves around....

 

Guy is  jogging and he finds 2 tennis balls  and decides to keep them, but having no pockets he sticks them down his shorts.  he stops to talk to a neighbour and she looks down and 

 

" Ohhhh ... my goodness ! "

 

Jogger ;   " Tennis balls ."

 

Woman ; "  Oh you poor thing !  My husband gets tennis elbow and even that is very painful ."

 

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If you just wait until I come a-flittin' up to you there's no problem.  The cleavage is slightly deeper than the wrinkles and it is often moist.

 

 

:D    'Nana' ,   a very elderly friend who had  nice long hair and a trim figure used to delight in ;

 

hearing the young lads in town wolf whistle me  from behind while   I am out walking  , I wait until they are just behind me  and I turn around and stick my old toothless wrinkled face at them and 

 

" Oooooo hello darling !  "

 

 

and watch them  

 

 

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:D 

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