Nungali Posted December 29, 2023 A joke from Portugal : Jesus with his followers enters a restaurant. Comes waiter and Jesus asks for a table for 26 persons. Why so large a table, asks the waiter, you have only 12 friends with you. Don't worry, answers Jesus. We'll take only one side of a table. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted December 29, 2023 Response from a 16 yo boy when it was suggested to him that , 'the Universe is full of all sorts of possibilities ' ; " The Universe is BULLSHIT ! " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted December 29, 2023 This was posted elsewhere by TDB's MythMaker, I'm just a messenger. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oak Posted January 7 You listen to the blues on youtube and the advertising is all about having therapy... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unota Posted January 24 I was making coffee this morning, when I suddenly remembered 'Swiss Army Man.' I started laughing so hard that I had to put my cup down otherwise I'd spill it. There's a special place in my heart for this ridiculous movie. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted February 19 (edited) Edited February 19 by silent thunder 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted February 19 Poor old Joseph , always in the background. Maybe some one should start a Joseph sect ? ( yeah , I know , you look on the inter net and you are bound to find it already exists ..... good ol' internet ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted February 19 @Nungali I've always admired the archetype of The Joseph for fulfilling what I find to be one of the more challenging roles in familial life... the 'step parent'. Always the addition. I sometimes wonder if Jesus ever turned to him in annoyance and shot out "You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real Dad!" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted February 20 (edited) 11 hours ago, silent thunder said: @Nungali I've always admired the archetype of The Joseph for fulfilling what I find to be one of the more challenging roles in familial life... the 'step parent'. Always the addition. I sometimes wonder if Jesus ever turned to him in annoyance and shot out "You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real Dad!" The New Testament According to Joseph . . . Christ ? * Ooooo ! I wanna read that ! * I am assuming that's where Jesus Christ got the name from ? . Edited February 20 by Nungali 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted February 20 10 hours ago, silent thunder said: @Nungali I've always admired the archetype of The Joseph for fulfilling what I find to be one of the more challenging roles in familial life... the 'step parent'. Always the addition. I sometimes wonder if Jesus ever turned to him in annoyance and shot out "You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real Dad!" Wait ! Isnt there a song about that .... let's see " if I where a carpenter and you where not my baby would I accept you anyway or would that be a maybe ? " http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/ifiwereacarpenter.shtml 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted February 28 From an Aussie comedian : " Kids nowadays ! Always trying to be so cool . So, I pull up and this kid with pink dyed hair and a pierced eyebrow goes , ' Oh cool Man, ya got the top down ... ya got the top down , cool Man ! ' And I am , ' But it's not even a convertible . ' And he , ' Yeah ... well, ya got ya window down ... ya got ya window down, Cool Man . What do you want , I can get you anything Man, anything ! ' ' Just the cheeseburger and fries thanks . ' " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cobie Posted March 2 (edited) On 19/02/2024 at 12:24 AM, blue eyed snake said: … On 19/02/2024 at 12:45 AM, silent thunder said: … On 28/09/2023 at 6:59 AM, Nungali said: … In contrast, anti-Semitism and anti-Islamism are usually not so openly professed. Edited March 2 by Cobie 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blue eyed snake Posted March 2 57 minutes ago, Cobie said: In contrast, anti-Semitism and anti-Islamism are usually not so openly professed. when I stumble on a meme as funny as this one about jewish religion or islam I would have posted it too dear lady. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted March 3 (edited) @Cobie your fundamentalism is showing again... Spoiler eta: when finger points to moon... Spoiler Edited March 3 by silent thunder found some crayons... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Nungali Posted March 3 On 3/3/2024 at 8:37 AM, blue eyed snake said: when I stumble on a meme as funny as this one about jewish religion or islam I would have posted it too dear lady. She will put you on ignore for that . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
