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2 hours ago, manitou said:

Wombat?

 

Nope .

 

here is another pic  of the same critter 

 

 

 

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My sister went and did some  scientific work there ; testing fish in streams .  But there is a little more to her story,. She travelled with her boss , they had other work in different places  before and after.  They used to get on great, had a great trip working together , doing what she loved in various locations in different countries .   But then she said ;  " All of a sudden, just after we arrived in Egypt from Chernobyl. he had this weird massive personality change , started accusing me of things that never happened , got aggressive, the rest of the trip was a nightmare , thank God  Egypt was the last place."

 

Me;  "  Just after you left Chernobyl  ? "

 

Her;   < thinks >  " Do you think that had something to do with it ? "

 

Me; "  Dont know, but if there are no other causes , what do you think happened ?"

 

Her;       :unsure:   

 

 

 

Anyway ... some humour

 

I pull up at the local store for a refuel .   A group of bikers pulls in , (all on giant modern high tech bikes) .  One has girlfriend  on the back and she gets off and looks over to me and my bike  (old school, simple, retro ) and she goes ; " Ohhhh , that's beautiful ! "

 

Boyfriend ;    < frown >

 

Me;  'Yeah ... but  ....  check the  bike out . "  <points >

 

Boyfriend ;  : I knew you would have a good sense of humour   ....... riding   that thing ! "

 

:D 

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On 9/16/2020 at 3:27 PM, Nungali said:

 

Nope .

 

here is another pic  of the same critter 

 

 

 

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BABY YODA! I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU!

 

shunka

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Obviously no interest to  anyone on DBs but in case you have a friend:

 

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14 minutes ago, Apech said:

Obviously no interest to  anyone on DBs but in case you have a friend:

 

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What in god's name is she holding, off there to the side?  (I'm assuming those aren't your fingernails!)  What an interesting juxtaposition.  And the other book - is it Why Men Love Bitches?  :angry:

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51 minutes ago, manitou said:

 

 

What in god's name is she holding, off there to the side?  (I'm assuming those aren't your fingernails!)  What an interesting juxtaposition.  And the other book - is it Why Men Love Bitches?  :angry:

 

No its not me - I got this from the jolly old internet.

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More 'men's jokes'  ;

 

Spoiler

 At work, I noticed a couple of women where sitting behind  and  eavesdropping on a conversation between my boss and the unit manager in the mess tent . So I go up to the unit manager  and complain.

 

" Those porta loos are dangerous !  They have that flap at the bottom of the bowl, and my privates keep getting caught under it "

 

My Boss ;  " What ! ?   When you are sitting down . "

 

Me:  "  No , when I  am standing up for a wee . "

 

.... then later  someone cut their finger, so it was bandaged and had a rubber  finger stall put on it . In the process they spilled rolled up  finger stalls all over the floor at the entrance to the mess tent .

 

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  My boss ( who is Iranian) is standing near the door, people are lining up for lunch and my workmate comes out , looks at the ground and says out real loud ;

 

" Hey !  Who spilled all these Iranian Condoms everywhere ? " 

 

And finally ;

 

Another day, some women are sitting around complaining about the physical effects of  menopause .

 

I offer ;  "Yeah,  womenopause is pretty bad too ."

 

"What's that ?"

 

"Its what men get when they get older ..... you get this really weird sensation here   < puts hands over genitals  ... women wince , one goes " Ewwww."  >   that rises up to here ."  <move my hand slowly up the center line   to head >   ......

 

......   as the brain starts to ascend to its proper place . "

 

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my roommate just told me that his gas is getting so bad that he's going to start dragging a wooden chair behind him

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9 hours ago, Nungali said:

Cant you use your 'wand thingy' on him ?

 

I've already tried.  It just made things worse.  Previously they were silent....

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