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A joke from Portugal  :

 

Jesus with his followers enters a restaurant.
Comes waiter and Jesus asks for a table for 26 persons.
Why so large a table, asks the waiter, you have only 12 friends with you.
Don't worry, answers Jesus. We'll take only one side of a table.

 

 

 

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Response from a 16 yo boy when it was suggested  to him that ,  'the Universe is full of all sorts of possibilities '  ;

 

" The Universe is BULLSHIT  !  "

 

 

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You listen to the blues on youtube and the advertising is all about having therapy...

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I was making coffee this morning, when I suddenly remembered 'Swiss Army Man.' I started laughing so hard that I had to put my cup down otherwise I'd spill it. There's a special place in my heart for this ridiculous movie.

 

 

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Poor old Joseph , always in the background.

 

Maybe some one should start a Joseph sect ? 

 

( yeah , I know , you look on the inter net and you are bound to find it already exists  ..... good ol' internet  ! 

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@Nungali 

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I've always admired the archetype of The Joseph for fulfilling what I find to be one of the more challenging roles in familial life... the 'step parent'.  Always the addition.

 

I sometimes wonder if Jesus ever turned to him in annoyance and shot out "You can't tell me what to do!  You're not my real Dad!"

 

 

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11 hours ago, silent thunder said:

@Nungali 

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I've always admired the archetype of The Joseph for fulfilling what I find to be one of the more challenging roles in familial life... the 'step parent'.  Always the addition.

 

I sometimes wonder if Jesus ever turned to him in annoyance and shot out "You can't tell me what to do!  You're not my real Dad!"

 

 

 

The New Testament According to Joseph . . .    Christ  ? *

 

Ooooo !  I wanna read that !

 

 

* I am assuming that's where Jesus Christ got the name from ?

 

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10 hours ago, silent thunder said:

@Nungali 

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I've always admired the archetype of The Joseph for fulfilling what I find to be one of the more challenging roles in familial life... the 'step parent'.  Always the addition.

 

I sometimes wonder if Jesus ever turned to him in annoyance and shot out "You can't tell me what to do!  You're not my real Dad!"

 

 

 

 

Wait !  Isnt there a song about that .... let's see   :unsure:

 

" if I where a carpenter

and you where not my baby

would I accept you anyway

or would that be a maybe ?  " 

 

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/ifiwereacarpenter.shtml

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From an Aussie comedian :

 

"  Kids nowadays !   Always trying to be so cool .  So, I pull up and this kid with pink dyed hair and a pierced eyebrow goes , ' Oh cool Man, ya got the top down ... ya got the top down , cool Man ! '  

 

And I am , ' But it's not even a convertible . '

 

And he , ' Yeah ... well, ya got ya window down ... ya got ya window down, Cool Man . What do you want , I can get you anything Man, anything ! '

 

'  Just the cheeseburger and fries thanks . '   "

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Posted (edited)
On 19/02/2024 at 12:24 AM, blue eyed snake said:


 

On 19/02/2024 at 12:45 AM, silent thunder said:


 

On 28/09/2023 at 6:59 AM, Nungali said:

 

 

In contrast, anti-Semitism and anti-Islamism are usually not so openly professed. 

 

 

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57 minutes ago, Cobie said:


 


 

 

 

In contrast, anti-Semitism and anti-Islamism are usually not so openly professed. 

 

 

 

when I stumble on a meme as funny as this one about jewish religion or islam I would have posted it too dear lady.

 

 

 

 

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@Cobie your fundamentalism is showing again...

 

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eta: when finger points to moon...

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found some crayons...

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On 3/3/2024 at 8:37 AM, blue eyed snake said:

 

when I stumble on a meme as funny as this one about jewish religion or islam I would have posted it too dear lady.

 

 

 

 

 

She will put you on ignore for that .

 

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