Apech Posted May 23 Write something that makes everyone go 🤦♂️ ‘oh boy’! 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cobie Posted May 23 3 hours ago, Apech said: Write something that makes everyone go 🤦♂️ ‘oh boy’! You start please. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted May 23 1 hour ago, Cobie said: You start please. <deleted> 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted May 23 I can't think of anything except cite an instance of someone facepalming in real life. Or semi-real, i.e. online. I just remembered how Brian (RIP) facepalmed to my mentioning this song, Margaritaville. "Please! No Jimmy Buffett!" It stuck in my memory because I had no idea who Jimmy Buffett was, but I had heard of there being this billionaire, Buffett, vague on his first name though. So in my mind I conflated the two and imagined that this guy was not only a business mogul but also a singer, and briefly marveled at his versatility. It's a good thing I didn't post something to that effect or there would be no end to facepalms in response. What I wanted to write but didn't was, "what's wrong with being a singer AND a billionaire?" (Now that there's Taylor Swift I know exactly what... Triple facepalm...) 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted May 23 I used to make people go "oh boy" all the time, but then the mods did away with the Current Events section. 1 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Foote Posted May 23 3 hours ago, Taomeow said: I can't think of anything except cite an instance of someone facepalming in real life. Or semi-real, i.e. online. I just remembered how Brian (RIP) facepalmed to my mentioning this song, Margaritaville. "Please! No Jimmy Buffett!" It stuck in my memory because I had no idea who Jimmy Buffett was, but I had heard of there being this billionaire, Buffett, vague on his first name though. So in my mind I conflated the two and imagined that this guy was not only a business mogul but also a singer, and briefly marveled at his versatility. It's a good thing I didn't post something to that effect or there would be no end to facepalms in response. What I wanted to write but didn't was, "what's wrong with being a singer AND a billionaire?" (Now that there's Taylor Swift I know exactly what... Triple facepalm...) I think Jiimmy Buffet did alright too, although he was no Warren Buffet. Jimmy had a real estate and restaurant thing going for a while, in Florida and around. You can read all about it, book a stay, even!https://www.jimmybuffett.com/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted May 23 30 minutes ago, Mark Foote said: I think Jiimmy Buffet did alright too, although he was no Warren Buffet. Jimmy had a real estate and restaurant thing going for a while, in Florida and around. You can read all about it, book a stay, even!https://www.jimmybuffett.com/ Thanks, Mark. I still don't know much about Jimmy Buffett -- except for that one song. I've always liked this refrain: Some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I know it's my own damn fault. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Foote Posted May 23 26 minutes ago, Taomeow said: Thanks, Mark. I still don't know much about Jimmy Buffett -- except for that one song. I've always liked this refrain: Some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I know it's my own damn fault. "but I love her--it's my own damn fault." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted May 23 Funny, I just did a facepalm before my last post in another thread. Here's one that might get a few, though maybe not everyone - the nature of reality is non-dual 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted May 23 9 minutes ago, doc benway said: the nature of reality is non-dual Where´s Daniel when we need him? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted May 24 1 hour ago, liminal_luke said: Where´s Daniel when we need him? He has 'passed on' as well . AEF * apparently . As Lois Cypher said in Angel Heart ; ' Weinstien ? Daniel ? .... Oh, he died , a terrible tragedy ." * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoerotic_fatality 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted May 24 'Winning ' ... with two face palms ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted May 24 1 hour ago, Nungali said: 'Winning ' ... with two face palms ! People aren’t trying hard enough! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted May 24 11 hours ago, Apech said: People aren’t trying hard enough! OK. Let me try to deliver. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted May 24 Humans: summer penises, summer vaginas, summer in between. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted May 24 Everywhere he looked, non-dual people living in a non-binary reality. Liminal Luke didn´t know whether to wave a rainbow flag or schedule an emergency appointment with his shrink; "oh to hell with it," he muttered as he sliced himself another slice of berry pie and put on The Bachelor. Ahh...now there was something he understood. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Foote Posted May 24 (edited) Sorry--I thought you said, "face plant"! Edited May 24 by Mark Foote 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted May 24 (edited) And an extreme version: Edited May 24 by Taomeow 3 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sanity Check Posted May 25 (edited) Jiri Prochazka. 1+ year after opening his 3rd eye & attaining enlightenment or whatever it is 3rd eye does. Edited May 25 by Sanity Check 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted May 25 Some one has to say it .... what a shitty Christmas Tree ! (in the back ground I meant ) 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted May 25 8 hours ago, Nungali said: Some one has to say it .... what a shitty Christmas Tree ! (in the back ground I meant ) He's Eastern European, hence he got the original and the best -- a fir tree. Not a pine tree. Big difference in smell -- the fir tree brought indoors smells like a whole forest, and with pine trees you have to stick your face into the needles for any noticeable olfactory impact. The downside of the fir tree is that it starts shedding those little needles from day one, but a daily sweeping takes care of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
