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Nungali, July 21, 2014 in General Discussion
Definitely need structural support. Maybe you need an engineer. Or is this a math problem?
Nice steel work there.
could be house movers (literally)
I was told there would be no math...
Do you have piles?
Thats the issue .... they are old and decayed .... its not pleasant
Bad luck old son ... I used to have piles but i went to the doctor and now my troubles are all behind me .... boom boom.
Last time I went to the doctors I had a terrible ear infection , all sorts of stuff oozing out ... yuk! Thick yellow stuff and jelly goo.
The doctor said I was a trifle deaf.
- you deserved that.
- Doctor, doctor I'm suffering from terrible memory loss.
- How long have you had this problem?
- Problem? Who are you again?
Is it possible to cure fallen angles with qigong and meditation?
I tried for years!
" Ya Gotta help me Doc, this flagellation, necrophilia and equine bestiality I got is driving me crazy."
" You are flogging a dead horse. NEXT."
Doctor, Doctor I'm suffering from premature ejac .... ooops sorry I'll come back later.
Triage nurse ( newbie).
"Doctor there's a man been admitted to casualty with one leg called Arthur Jones."
" What's his other leg called?"
Just the punchline this time, can you guess what the patient said?
". ..... .. . .... .. ........"
" Well pull yourself together!"
A guy comes into the doctors with a little steering wheel from a toy sticking out of his fly.
"Ya gotta help me Doc! This thing's drivin' me nuts! "
- good morning I am your hospital customer care assistant.
- good morning.
-this is the receptionist, she is your friend.
-this is the nurse, she is your friend.
- hello, nurse.
-this is your doctor, he is your friend.
-good morning doctor.
- and here is your enema.