Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan

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  1. Been a while... Anyone for a chat?

    pokeitybumpoke edit: actually... it's pretty late, and im exhausted... maybe tomorrow morning after i get off work... some time around 2:30 AM PST.
  2. Software Junkies

    and chimp from single celled organisms, and cells from molecules, and molecules from atoms and so on and so forth.
  3. how soon before the US in same state as Greece?

    All conceptual ideologies are fiction. POINT BLANK. you can create any amount of factual representations of this fictional IDEATION, but it is NOT FACT. Quit polluting your mind and the minds of the planet with this diseased rubbish!!!
  4. Haiku Chain

    unhurried and calm: A fictional messiah; three day death stasis.
  5. Software Junkies

    it was taught to my class in 4'th or 5'th grade... but i didnt retain much due to my head injury
  6. how soon before the US in same state as Greece?

    no, but if i have it, i can GIVE it to you.
  7. Software Junkies

    i forgot how to abacus. what's it read out?
  8. The Cool Picture Thread

    To which the crow responded "Who you calling a monkey, ya flamingo?!?"
  9. Cannabis effect on Cultivation; views in CTM

    cannabis is not conductive to violent, high impact, or long enduring practices, except as a supplement between sessions... HOWEVER... There is a "secret" about cannabis that makes it whatever you need it to be: It exaggerates the active mentality of the user. If your mentality is one of focused hard working intent, then smoking before practice would emphasize your very practice: I smoke it before doing warmups, because it helps me unify my mind/body conncetivity. BUT this is also because i INTEND TO unify my mind/body connectivity; THUS cannabis amplifies the mentality that "i will unify my mind and body" and my practice is extremely efficient AND effective. LIKEWISE, however, if your mentality is one of lazy dull-minded, carelessness, cannabis will amplify this mentality and you will be lazier, duller of mind, and far less cautious.
  10. 100 Day Surrender Experiment and Book Giveaway

    been taking on this challenge inconsistently for the last 18 years I'm in. im already a vet
  11. crown projection, phowa, kundalini, mahasamadhi, death, tao

    the crown chakra and "accidents" are mutually exclusive. you cannot "accidentally" kill yourself via crown chakra interactions.
  12. how soon before the US in same state as Greece?

    Debt is fictional. more people are waking up to that fact every day. Soon: No one will ever pay any debts and anyone who wants you to pay them a debt will get shafted. eternally so.
  13. Powering Up Lower Dan Tien

    maintaining all your focus on the LDT area, use ONLY THOSE MUSCLES TO BREATHE. The result is a VERY CONTROLLED inhale, retain, exhale, deprive cycle. Be sure to RELAX and AUTOMATE every couple "reps" of this controlled breathing, just to give your abs a break because if done right, one or two should wear you out big time. OH, i should mention, you are also aiming to breathe very slowly, as if not at all.... and FEEL the Qi fill your LDT, rather than having any intent to inhale oxygen... think of it as drinking Qi with your LDT, but by forced and controlled lower abdominal expansions and contractions.
  14. Everyone post some favorite quotes!

    "Your funhole's gonna land you in yer gravehole!" ~Rodney "No more GunFu! It's time for- SUPER KING SMASH MASTA KNUCKLES MC JUNK PUNCH! and his twin bro... LUCY..." "which is totally a girl's name so he grew up even meaner than his bro... earning him the nickname: THE WONDEROUS UNCLE THUNDER KNUCKLE MILLIONS KILL-POWER!" ~Rodney "Impossible! He crushed the unstoppable juggernut and Jhonny scrotum seed!! EVEN THE SLANT EYED SERPENTINE CYCLOPS, EMPEROR WANG!" ~Rodney Ala Raven's Dojo
  15. the world (at war)

    citizens, civilians, serfs, and soldiers have no right to exist on this earth, period. Slaves are split between humane embrace and civil embrace. Slaves embracing civility cannot be forgiven or tolerated and must be extinguished with the rest of their precious civilization. Human Beings who are BEING HUMAN are almost extinct, relatively speaking (not literally!), in contrast to the ratio of human beings and civil beings. There is no excuse for civility. it is deliberate cancer. deliberate disease of the planet is not an accident and is not excusable. I may still be here, but i will be here until i am the only remaining expression of civilization to ensure that it goes extinct, as punishment for its crimes against reality. The extinctions caused by civility shall be the basis of its judgment: it must be exterminated with extreme prejudice.