Nungali Posted May 2 Daobums left wing moderation wall ; 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted May 5 What on earth is that dark green one looking at down there ..... and why are they so shocked about it ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted May 5 That's Mary... his wife, she's checking the hem on his robes to make sure he's not making a bad impression while out in public. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted May 13 We are probably nearing the limit of all we can know about astronomy. ~Simon Newcombe in 1888 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve Posted May 14 Thank you George Carlin : • I think I am, therefore, I am … I think. • Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? • I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. • What if there were no hypothetical questions? • Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? • When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to hear ’27 months.’ ‘He’s 2’ will do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place. • If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? • Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. • Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that. • Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. • ‘Bipartisan’ usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. • Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. • Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. • I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it. • One can never know for sure what a deserted area can look like. • When you step on the brakes, your life is in your foot’s hands. • Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
natural Posted May 14 1 hour ago, steve said: Thank you George Carlin : • Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. You have uncovered my super power! Please keep it secret. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bindi Posted Tuesday at 03:04 AM If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted Thursday at 10:56 PM Rise up O people ! Overthrow the reptilian overlords ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites