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Overheard my son make a brilliant argument in a politically sensitive dispute with a longtime friend of his.  In confirmation of his take my son sent this friend some links, and the friend pooh-poohed the information in the usual (for such debates) manner: "that's just some dingy such-and-such-wing website, it's not a reputable source!"  I thoroughly enjoyed my son's response:

 

"Dude.  Remember when, back in high school, we wanted weed and would go get it?  Remember how we had to cross over Passaic River into this dingy, unfriendly and unsafe territory where, however, weed could be procured?  Or how we had to deal with Archie the dealer, a shady enough character, or else ask Tom for an introduction to his dealer who was only a little less shady but a lot more expensive?  Now why were we so stupid as to not go to a reputable source, huh?  Why didn't we go to CVS next door, or to Rite Aid a few blocks away, to get our weed?  Mighty reputable drug dealers, aren't they?  Oh...  but CVS and Rite Aid didn't have any weed to sell.  None.  Ever.  And if we tried insisting at the CVS counter that we wanted weed, not bubble gum, they might have even called the cops on us?..  Well...  there's a lot of information out there these days that you can't buy from CVS, nor from any other 'reputable source.'  If you want to obtain specific information, you need to cross Passaic River to get it -- at your own risk -- and then use your own senses to ascertain its quality.  But when we wanted weed, it didn't stop us, remember?.."    

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4 hours ago, liminal_luke said:

 

Somehow this reminded me of a real-life experience of long ago...  When I was in my early teens, my father, an engineer/physicist, was approached by the director of the local beer brewery, a huge one, producing beer by the millions of buckets.  State owned of course, like everything else then and there.  They ran into a technical problem with their process, a serious one, which beer scientists and engineers were unable to solve.  Apparently the tech for solving it didn't exist and whenever they tried approaching specialists, top authorities in the field, they hit a wall -- "nothing can be done, it is what it is."  I don't remember the details, but somehow -- miraculously, accidentally, via out-of-the-box research, don't really know how -- it came to the director's attention that my father's PhD thesis, which had nothing whatsoever to do with beer production and everything to do with aluminum, described a production process that ran into a similar problem and successfully solved it. 

 

The brewery, upon discussion, commissioned an invention.  My father was asked to invent some equipment based on the same idea he used for the aluminum thing but applied to beer fermentation.  I remember those days -- while he was working on that invention, he had to visit the brewery often, and our home was awash in fresh top-of-the-line beer which he always brought back and which I was too young to appreciate.  After the job was completed, it worked so well that that improvement was eventually adopted at all major breweries in the country.  Alas, the country had the kind of laws that prevented my father from patenting the invention and becoming a billionaire, but the point is, specialists in that particular field couldn't think out of the box enough to solve the problem -- took someone from an altogether different area of knowledge to crack that nut.  Kudos to the brewery director for having an open enough mind not to cringe at the thought that someone whose only prior beer technology expertise was limited to knowing how to pop a lid off the bottle might figure it out.  Well, he did try the specialists first.  All of them...       

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That's a great anecdote.  I know you've written poetry and I've heard talk of a novel.  Those works are/will be wonderful, I'm sure.  Personally, I like to take the long bet and am waiting for a memoir. -_-

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A fable.


A man came to the usurer and said,
- Sir, lend me one dollar, I absolutely have no money,  can't buy any food.
- Why not? - the moneylender said. - But I charge a sizable percentage. In a month you will have to give me two dollars.  It's the law.
- I'll give it to you, I will! - the man said.
- OK,-- the usurer said. - But we can't do it without a collateral. It's the law. What do you have to pledge?
- Only my axe...
- An axe? Fine. Give it to me.  Here's your dollar. And remember - in a month you will bring me two dollars, and you will get the axe back.
- I'll bring it to you, I will! - the man said, took the dollar and was about to leave.
- Wait! - the usurer shouted after him. - Giving me two dollars, it will be hard for you, right?
- It's hard, sir, very hard...
- Here's how we can make it easier for you.  We'll do you a favor, as the law stipulates. You can give it back in parts. Will it be easier for you?
- Easier, sir, it would be easier, oh my benefactor!
- Then give me one dollar right now, and the second dollar at the end of the month.  Deal?
- Deal!
The man then goes home and thinks,
“So. I don’t have any money. I don’t have my axe. And I still owe a dollar...  But the important thing is, everything is perfectly legal!"  

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