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They all stare in disbelief of this new police weight loss system. How in the world can you just sit down and lose weight?

 

The confusion gathers more and more police but little do they know that the sitting teacher just got them walking on the beach, out of their cars and away from the donuts.

 

Who knows maybe this new weight loss system for police officers has more to offer than meets the eye.

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it seems he doesn't know that a mask is needed to meditate :D

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On 2/5/2021 at 12:52 AM, Toni said:

it seems he doesn't know that a mask is needed to meditate :D

 

 

LOL.  That was my thought too.

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2 hours ago, Nungali said:

I thought it was ;  'wearing a manbun in a public place ' .

 

It could be that, or any number of other things that beg for felony charges.  Wearing a shemagh on one's neck can easily be interpreted as a sign of paramilitary, militia, or terrorist radicalization.  Sitting cross-legged with the knee up in the air instead of on the ground, as distortion of sacred teachings and/or an expression of privilege.  Not looking the authority figure in the eye, as clear evidence of the suspect lying about something.  (Looking in the eye, as clear evidence of defiance and noncooperation.)  

 

Or it was just our city in the spring of last year, when the beaches were off limits and some people were slapped with hefty fines for wrongfully watching the sunset from inside their cars, naively thinking that they were being compliant.  No.  Full compliance can't fall short of erasing without a trace the very knowledge, memory and cognizance of the ocean existing, and of our beaches being 70 miles long and criminally wide.  And, ideally, of the sunsets one might be tempted to watch instead of the TV/computer/phone screen a compliant responsible citizen is expected to be looking at at all times.  And better yet of the sun itself.  High time to turn it off anyway.

 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/arielcohen/2021/01/11/bill-gates-backed-climate-solution-gains-traction-but-concerns-linger/?sh=5d18524b793b

https://bigthink.com/surprising-science/harvard-scientists-controversial-plan-dim-sunlight

 

 

 

  

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What a strange world it is  ..... away from here . 

 

 

Here  are  some Aussie   police  ..... 'policing' Sydney's  gay Mardi Gras

 

 

 

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12 hours ago, Nungali said:

What a strange world it is  ..... away from here . 

 

 

Here  are  some Aussie   police  ..... 'policing' Sydney's  gay Mardi Gras

 

 

 

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Our cops can dance and be merry and gay too.  But a police officer is not one of those job descriptions where creativity and self-expression rule one's behavior, so it all depends on the tune played to the cops by their superiors.  And that, in its turn, on the tune played to the superiors by politicians, and that, on the tune played by their corporate handlers.  And that, on whether the director holding the baton is the devil himself or just one of his lesser disciples.

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On 2/6/2021 at 2:36 PM, Taomeow said:

 

I had a dream, which was not all a dream.
The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space,
Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth
Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air;
Morn came and went—and came, and brought no day 

                                                                                                 -- Lord Byron 

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An old joke.  What's the difference between kinky and perverted? - Kinky is when you tickle your lover's ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

 

I wonder what it's called when they use the whole chicken to tickle the guinnea pig.    

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Thats a guinea........  foul 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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