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[GrandmasterP]

It's still here at the moment.

Maybe there's been some delay.

[GrandmasterP]

I rescued a mouse earlier and now the cat is giving me the evil eye as it was the cat's intended supper.

No sign of that apocalypse yet and it's been an hour since it was due.

I'm giving it ten more minutes and if it hasn't arrived by then it's off to bed for me.

 

[Birch]

Just because the world hasn't ended in the UK yet doesn't mean it hasn't already ended elsewhere Mr GranP. Never heard of 'String Cheese Theory'? I thought not. Those mice are as you well know pandimensional geoengineering sages. But let's stick to topicness.

 

Edited to 'pandimensional'

Edited December 22, 2012 by -K-

[GrandmasterP]

((((((Strokes beard))))))))

Interesting, so maybe in a parallel universe...........

That mouse was severely traumatised for sure.

I put it on the bird table with a bit of fruit cake.

[Birch]

Here's an erudite film documentary as proof

[GrandmasterP]

The question being...

What is the product of seven times six?

That's all there ever was or needs to be known.

Ultimately.

[Apech]

Just because the world hasn't ended in the UK yet doesn't mean it hasn't already ended elsewhere Mr GranP. Never heard of 'String Cheese Theory'? I thought not. Those mice are as you well know pandimensional geoengineering sages. But let's stick to topicness.

 

Edited to 'pandimensional'

 

Pandimensional ? I've got a pan about maybe 10 inches across ... that's one pan dimension sorted.

 

Edited December 22, 2012 by Apech

[GrandmasterP]

In a multiverse a pan-dimension cuts little mustard.

[Apech]

In a multiverse a pan-dimension cuts little mustard.

 

What kind of cook are you? Cutting mustard with a pan?

[Birch]

 

 

Pandimensional ? I've got a pan about maybe 10 inches across ... that's one pan dimension sorted.

 

 

You forget the void within the pan Apech. How as a practicing pan-practitioner could you???

[GrandmasterP]

Once you have the skill-it's the only way.

[Apech]

You forget the void within the pan Apech. How as a practicing pan-practitioner could you???

 

Its not a void its an omelette. One you can't make without breaking eggs.

[Birch]

You do realise how close you're getting to Tao with that egg comment? Ssh, lest some newbies take it seriouslyness!

[Apech]

You do realise how close you're getting to Tao with that egg comment? Ssh, lest some newbies take it seriouslyness!

 

Eggs is eggs.

[GrandmasterP]

Ahhh but without the pan the void within could not 'be'.

Not in the pan anyway.

Cos there'd be no pan.

Sure enough the void could maybe move somewhere nicer so it would still not-exist as it were. Just elsewhere.

But not as anything in any way related to the pan.

Which to all intents and purposes, being now no-pan, possibly never existed in the first place anyway.

Hence Apech has not nor could ever have truly cooked an omelette nor any other pan related comestible.

All is egg related illusion.

[Birch]

 

 

Eggs is eggs.

 

Then be like eggs my friendness. Be like eggs.

[Apech]

Ahhh but without the pan the void within could not 'be'.

Not in the pan anyway.

Cos there'd be no pan.

Sure enough the void could maybe move somewhere nicer so it would still not-exist as it were. Just elsewhere.

But not as anything in any way related to the pan.

Which to all intents and purposes, being now no-pan, possibly never existed in the first place anyway.

Hence Apech has not nor could ever have truly cooked an omelette nor any other pan related comestible.

All is egg related illusion.

 

Anti-pancomestiblist! How dare you ... I have had the voids removed from all my pans and other cooking appliances ... they were taken away last week by Void-Removals-R-Us ... you sir are a voidist of the worst sort.

[Apech]

Then be like eggs my friendness. Be like eggs.

 

I tried that and someone sliced the top of my head off and dipped toast into my brain.

[三江源]

I believe we are speaking about germoloids.

[Apech]

Supposit or supposit not so.

[GrandmasterP]

Chap goes back to the doctor and complains....

"Those twice a day suppositories you prescribed for my piles haven't worked at all. For what use they've been I might as well have shoved them up my erse!"

[GrandmasterP]

 

 

I tried that and someone sliced the top of my head off and dipped toast into my brain.

 

 

It's awful when that happens.

Really bad acid.

[Apech]

Chap goes back to the doctor and complains....

"Those twice a day suppositories you prescribed for my piles haven't worked at all. For what use they've been I might as well have shoved them up my erse!"

 

Q. What's the connection between a sore arse and a right wing politicians?

 

A. Suppose its Tories.

 

(Just made that up and still larfing).

[GrandmasterP]

Rather good.

LOL

Rest assured, it shall be recycled.

What a morning!

Next to the domestic duck (Indian Runner variety), the Andalusian horse is possibly the stupidest creature in all of creation.

Muck out, groom, feed, nice clean new horse blanket on. Three hours hard graft.

Into paddock, find biggest pile of shit and mud...

Roll

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[zerostao]

Eggs is eggs.

but a chicken came first,

a very scrappy one

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

mick shot up a horde of zombies but he cam out on top