Stigweard Posted January 3, 2009 School? I never went. Life as a cactus, I have spent. Prickly without shave. Prickly without shave. An annoyance to my wife. Smooth as baby's bum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shontonga Posted January 3, 2009 (edited) Prickly without shave. An annoyance to my wife. Smooth as baby's bum. Smooth as baby's bum. ...or was that a Tao bum's bummmmmmmmmm.... Oh? Nope. Can't say that!?! *edit* (sorry for saying That!) Edited January 3, 2009 by shontonga Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mal Posted January 4, 2009 Smooth as baby's bum. ...or was that a Tao bum's bummmmmmmmmm.... Oh? Nope. Can't say that!?! Oh? Nope. Can't say that Sit-up, push-up, squat and stretch. smooth bum now sexy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted January 4, 2009 Oh? Nope. Can't say that Sit-up, push-up, squat and stretch. smooth bum now sexy smooth bum now sexy smooth tum six pack ecstasy smooth tongue slippery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stigweard Posted January 6, 2009 smooth bum now sexy smooth tum six pack ecstasy smooth tongue slippery. smooth tongue slippery this one could go in strange ways Ha! Slip of the tongue! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zanshin Posted January 7, 2009 smooth tongue slippery this one could go in strange ways Ha! Slip of the tongue! Ha! Slip of the tongue! eyes and ears are so tricksy the nose always knows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shontonga Posted January 7, 2009 Ha! Slip of the tongue! eyes and ears are so tricksy the nose always knows. the nose always knows. Yup. That Chicken is WAY Bad! Tie It to a string! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted January 7, 2009 the nose always knows. Yup. That Chicken is WAY Bad! Tie It to a string! Tie It to a string Which may make you ask : how long is the piece of string? eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zanshin Posted January 7, 2009 Tie It to a string Which may make you ask : how long is the piece of string? eh? is the piece of string. that makes him jump, dance and spin higher boy! oh it broke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted January 7, 2009 is the piece of string. that makes him jump, dance and spin higher boy! oh it broke. higher boy! oh it broke my vow of cultivation one hundred days spent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shontonga Posted January 8, 2009 higher boy! oh it broke my vow of cultivation one hundred days spent. one hundred days spent by the water with that string and all that bad bait. (Hmm? Here in New England ... bad chicken is common blue crab bait? They make for very good dinner but the chicken is ... rather repulsive maybe? ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stigweard Posted January 8, 2009 one hundred days spent by the water with that string and all that bad bait. (Hmm? Here in New England ... bad chicken is common blue crab bait? They make for very good dinner but the chicken is ... rather repulsive maybe? ) and all that bad bait waiting to catch blue whats-its would they like my toes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted January 9, 2009 and all that bad bait waiting to catch blue whats-its would they like my toes? Would they like my toes? Cos I'm sick of counting them, its ten every time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zanshin Posted January 9, 2009 Would they like my toes? Cos I'm sick of counting them, its ten every time. it's ten every time. but mine go to eleven good to have a spare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shontonga Posted January 10, 2009 it's ten every time. but mine go to eleven good to have a spare. good to have a spare, just for when those feet go flat, then "they'll" let you serve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stigweard Posted January 11, 2009 good to have a spare, just for when those feet go flat, then "they'll" let you serve. then "they'll" let you serve feet used for seafood platter don't mind the toe grit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted January 11, 2009 then "they'll" let you serve feet used for seafood platter don't mind the toe grit don't mind the toe grit there will be no extra charge for the seasoning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stigweard Posted January 13, 2009 don't mind the toe grit there will be no extra charge for the seasoning. for the seasoning we had glazed maple syrup on fresh baked salmon Last nights dinner is obviously still tantalising me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted January 14, 2009 for the seasoning we had glazed maple syrup on fresh baked salmon on fresh baked salmon, celtic silver wisdom fish, rests my hungry eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shontonga Posted January 18, 2009 on fresh baked salmon, celtic silver wisdom fish, rests my hungry eye. Rests my hungry eye. He jumped into the pan to fry! Hear the seagulls cry!!! (am seagull minded lately. It's weird? Might have to go spend time with some tomorrow???) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted January 20, 2009 Rests my hungry eye. He jumped into the pan to fry! Hear the seagulls cry!!! (am seagull minded lately. It's weird? Might have to go spend time with some tomorrow???) Hear the seagulls cry, Lamentations on the shore, They're calling you home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zanshin Posted January 20, 2009 Hear the seagulls cry, Lamentations on the shore, They're calling you home. they're calling you home can't remember why we left maybe the sky knows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stigweard Posted January 20, 2009 they're calling you home can't remember why we left maybe the sky knows. maybe the sky knows that its about time it rained its gotta rain soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest artform Posted January 21, 2009 maybe the sky knows that its about time it rained its gotta rain soon its gotta rain soon if the temperature could produce wet water (it has certainly produced and continues to produce lots of the solid version! ) Happy New Year! and Happy New President! after my absence without internet connection for a month... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted January 21, 2009 its gotta rain soon if the temperature could produce wet water produce wet water say hello to porcelain pure white pissing bliss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
