The fastest Swordsman on the Internet

[Sanity Check]

 

 

 

 

 

Critique his technique.

 

 

[Apech]

10 hours ago, Sanity Check said:

 

 

 

 

 

Critique his technique.

 

 

 

 

Easy.

 

 

[Nungali]

Rubbish !    I AM  the fastest swordsman  on the internet !

 

Just last week I was sitting in the garden , sword by my side , in its sheath .  I was entertaining some young ladies , they had served tea and I was amazing them with tales of my prowess . But one winced and fanned the air ;  ' Oh , a mosquito ! '  she exclaimed . 

'Allow me .' I offered . and like a flash I  drew , slashed and re seathed .  'That will teach that little annoyance some respect .' I announced . 

 

One of the women observed ; 'But  it is still flying about with an annoyed buzzing .' 

 

'Yes,' I answered , 'But that mosqito , he  will never have children again !  ' 

[Nungali]

7 hours ago, Apech said:

 

 

Easy.

 

 

 

But .... but  .... its   'an intangible heritage of China '    !  

 

 

  

 

 

 

intangible

/ɪnˈtan(d)ʒɪbl/

adjective

 

1.  not having a physical presence.

    

   and ... 'he practices tirelessly '  

    

   

Edited yesterday at 12:44 AM by Nungali

[Sanity Check]

Martial arts are not what I'm best at.

 

Seeing this, however.

 

Makes me feel like getting a plastic or rubber practice sword and refining technique from zero.

 

 

[Nungali]

Oh yeah ....  wielding a plastic sword will help with that  .

 

 

 

[Sanity Check]

A good thing about plastic swords.

 

Practice correct posture. Practice sequences and technique.

 

No chance of accidental injury.

 

[Nungali]

Choose your weapon , then  

 

 

Edited 6 hours ago by Nungali

[ChiDragon]

46 minutes ago, Sanity Check said:

A good thing about plastic swords.

 

Practice correct posture. Practice sequences and technique.

 

No chance of accidental injury.

 

One will never have a correct posture with a non-metal replica weapon. The feeling of the weights of the weapons is never the same. The lightness of the non-metallic weapon does not give one the true feeling of the original weapon. To me, it just doesn't feel right anyway.

[Nungali]

14 minutes ago, ChiDragon said:

One will never have a correct posture with a non-metal replica weapon. The feeling of the weights of the weapons is never the same. The lightness of the non-metallic weapon does not give one the true feeling of the original weapon. To me, it just doesn't feel right anyway.

 

But none of that will matter if he only ever uses a plastic sword   

 

 

 

[Sanity Check]

2 hours ago, Nungali said:

 

But none of that will matter if he only ever uses a plastic sword   

 

 

 

 

 

There was a lightsaber dueling tournament last year.

 

$50,000 prize for 1st place.

 

$20,000 2nd.

 

$10,000 for 3rd.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C58Vr21LROx/

 

Maybe its time to put that steel sword down.

 

And pick up a plastic one.