The fastest Swordsman on the Internet

[Sanity Check]

 

 

 

 

 

Critique his technique.

 

 

[Apech]

10 hours ago, Sanity Check said:

 

 

 

 

 

Critique his technique.

 

 

 

 

Easy.

 

 

[Nungali]

Rubbish !    I AM  the fastest swordsman  on the internet !

 

Just last week I was sitting in the garden , sword by my side , in its sheath .  I was entertaining some young ladies , they had served tea and I was amazing them with tales of my prowess . But one winced and fanned the air ;  ' Oh , a mosquito ! '  she exclaimed . 

'Allow me .' I offered . and like a flash I  drew , slashed and re seathed .  'That will teach that little annoyance some respect .' I announced . 

 

One of the women observed ; 'But  it is still flying about with an annoyed buzzing .' 

 

'Yes,' I answered , 'But that mosqito , he  will never have children again !  ' 

[Nungali]

7 hours ago, Apech said:

 

 

Easy.

 

 

 

But .... but  .... its   'an intangible heritage of China '    !  

 

 

  

 

 

 

intangible

/ɪnˈtan(d)ʒɪbl/

adjective

 

1.  not having a physical presence.

    

   and ... 'he practices tirelessly '  

    

   

Edited 21 hours ago by Nungali

[Sanity Check]

Martial arts are not what I'm best at.

 

Seeing this, however.

 

Makes me feel like getting a plastic or rubber practice sword and refining technique from zero.