manitou Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. Â Â Â One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. Â Â Â She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: Â Â "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." Â Â Â The husband texted back to her: Â Â "I'm on the toilet. Please advise." Â Â (Note: this was just one of those silly things going around the internet. I wish the images of the sweet little elderly couple had come out in my cut and paste) But funny nonetheless. Edited January 12, 2015 by manitou 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soaring crane Posted January 12, 2015 Haha! Â I know an elderly couple who got matching smart phones for Christmas. I can easily imagine them doing exactly this! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 12, 2015 I got a chuckle out of this one yesterday; Â Impatient Judge to lawyer in court; Â " Is your client going to appear ?" Â "No your Honour, he is supposed to be here right now." Â Â Â Â ( a pier ) Â Â Â or how about this : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
