Nungali

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  1. What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

    Oh wow ... instant flashback ! Seriously ..... " Yes, he is behind the curtains . " This really happened . Two crazy pranksters shared a flat , they where friends of a girl I knew . All three where angry about their recently broken away from, evangelical Christian upbringing . The lads had been getting door knockers , they talked to them and agreed to try what they said 'To bring Jesus into the hearts and homes .' They came back as arranged the next week . Lad one had nice tea and bikkies set out and sat them down and said it came true and how good it was . The doorknockers where overjoyed , a convert ! "He is still here now . " ( You know where this going .... the large lounge room window curtains where drawn closed . ) " Yes, Jesus will always be with you ... in spirit . " " No, he is still here .... right here now , in person . " " ..... Errrmmmm ..... " He opens curtains and , of course , there is other lad ..... full gruesome crucifixion scene .
  2. Dao Bums (here i am)

    No . Is Mercury retrograde ... or something ? I didnt say 'you all' are supposed to not do or do anything . I said that I was not going to do that , then .
  3. Dao Bums (here i am)

    I know . I never said it should be thrown away . ...... I said it was 'sacrilicious' - deliciously sacred . I would not throw it away . I dont throw any food away - zero waste ; Meat and bones go to the many goannas that live in my space and the ravens and kookaburras . Possums get fruit ( but they get the good stuff ) and honey , grains and veg to other birds , Oh .... and bandicootes like Thai sweet chilli and coriander prawn shells to crunch up . The ravens polished off the gruesome remains of the stingray I ate . And the multitude of life in the big compost pile gets fed the rest , and that turns into more food .... for plants - the Great Wheel turns and the cycle continues . Oh yeah , and the goat got the last lot of left over prasadum that the visiting Hare Krishnas made for a feast here a while back , they kept some, we kept some, still a lot left ..... 'Thea' ( the goat ) loved it ! One of the HKs looked on approvingly ; " He might even get born reborn as a Devotee ! "
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    ' Prasadam smoothie . ' Mmmmmmm ...... 'sacrilicious !' .
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    Of course not ! That would be sinful . Only a Priest or Monk can do that . - many years back as a young fella , I worked in this HUGE cemetery , it was vast, with old closed down areas that had not seen human presence in years . I was working with an old hand there and all of a sudden .... fireworks ! WTF ? other guy was delighted ; "Yahoo ... Chinese for lunch today ! " I didnt get it , he explained ; after some Chinese funerals they leave a little banquet behind on the grave . He spied through some bushes after we approached , as soon as they left ; " Quick, we have to beat the wild dogs that live in the cemetery to it ! he sat there happily munching away ..... I declined . " I .m not eating 'grave food ! "
  6. Stranger things

    Here is a strange thing .... three girls all having the same dream . GFs twin daughters and their friend (having a sleep over ) . They wake up freaked out that they where on the front lawn of the house , they went outside because there was a 'witch' out there , a nasty one . They surrounded her and where about to kill her but then they woke up . Curious . We all know who it is , its the very weird neighbor , who has been mounting psychic and other 'attacks' all over the place ( for some time it appears, as her past history comes to light . ) I had a weird situation with her 2 weeks back : I am siting inside talking to a friend and he is facing me and observing out the window behind me ; " There are people in your back yard !" WTF ? I go out but they are walking away to the driveway ; " Excuse me.... hello ..... do you want something ? " They appeared to be huddled over something one held in her hands . It was strange woman with another woman , a bearded woman, I had never seen before . She starts with an introduction and quickly goes into a confused babble , apology , an 'asking for forgiveness', various bodily contortions and attempted yoga positions , getting on the ground, standing up , revealing parts of her anatomy ( with no underwear ... ugh ! ) as she is 'dressed' in her usual collection of scarfs and sarongs . 90% of her talk is new age cosmic babble speech ; " I feel in my heart center a oneness and desire to communicate with unbound less love from my heart chi .... " ( which is typical language from her ..... then she goes on to do underhanded shit ) ... ie. extremely passive / aggressive ' attempted manipulator . After telling them they had to leave a few times , the bearded lady tried to take hold of my arm , I evaded ... she didnt persist , she came very close to getting some aikido lessons - but I preferred the evasion with no contact at all method . Wow - if I had gone and done that to her place, or any other woman's place . Anyway they left but then bearded lady came back with a 'present' from the other one .. a present ? "peace offering " - nope, I am not gonna touch it . Then she offered me her own 'present' .. no, go away . She asked me again explaining that she had no idea what got sprung on her was going to happen ; " I was asked if I wanted to go with her to meet you , I have never had an introduction to anyone like that before and I hope I never do again . " So I shielded more and took the 'present ' , she left , ( a small little hand made 'dolly')... what the fuck would I want with a little dolly ??? I put it on my fuchsite slab, under the restraining hands of my Anpu statue . It was deemed 'innocuous' with the smiling comment ; " Nice of them to supply a voodoo doll for you . " But since I dont do that shit, I put dolly in a little reed boat and floated her off down the river towards the Great Sea . Due to other shit she has done there is a 'sit down' scheduled meeting with her and a couple of others this week , my GF ( who has had years long issues with her and now they have ended up neighbors ( .... great ! ) has asked me to come along as her 'energy guardian ' . This should be 'interesting' .... at least . What will the 'evil witch' do when cornered and exposed ? ( Her 'bestie' will be there too as a support person for her , but this woman has also confided in me that her friend is 'getting a bit too much' and has started trying to fuck her over as well ... when all the time she sprouts these love and light slogans .) But three girls having the same dream ??? Even to me and my experience ... that's a 'strange thing ' .
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    That reminds me of something else that is unpopular ; the public discussion of masturbation - so of course I include it in my 'stand up ' act : '' So .... masturbation , some people seem embarrassed to talk about it , I dont know why ... everyone does it . Well, not me ... but I have heard everyone does it .... you guys probably do it . So I cant really criticize it , unless I try it . So I decided to. I consulted some books, watched a youtube ( well, I think it was a youtube ) and talked to a confidential friend on how best to do it . Okay I will give it a go. I have a Playboy magazine open at the center -fold , I am flogging away and just as I am about to .... there is a tap on my shoulder , Newsagent : " Are you going to buy that magazine or not ?"
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    I guess our unpopular equivalent is the funnel web spider . Fortunately there are not that many * of them around here . When I lived in the 'Hawsbury Basin ' geological area ; lots of sandstone through the ground and above surface , hollows, cracks - they like that , my neighbour had her driveway excavated a little wider . Later that day the excavator driver warned her ' When I got home I had to pressure wash the funnel webs off the excavator and trailer " . She came and got me and we looked at the new cut into the bank ; a maze of webby tunnels - funnel web city . * one night I went into the kitchen a few times and didnt bother turning that light on, it was dimly illuminated by the main room . I had been stepping over , in bare feet , some crap I though I dropped on the floor . Eventually I was ; 'What is that ?" , turned the light on ... a huge funnel web female ! I put a jar over it , did the paper thing , then got a lid on . Put the jar on the shelf, that thing stayed alive about a week in there , then I let it go somewhere else . Ahhhh .... I remember now, I posted about that here years back . I suggested I keep it in a box by the front door to keep the key in instead of under the mat . Then some 'wag' Daobum here asked ; ' But what if you get home and find someone has stolen your spider ? '
  9. Dao Bums (here i am)

    I forgot to tell everyone ... they changed that number ;
  10. Dao Bums (here i am)

    You are a large female cat with short clipped hair riding a Harley Davidson ?
  11. Dao Bums (here i am)

    Good God ! The 'Deleting Pandemic' has started !
  12. Beautiful Moments

    I do this a bit to my friends ; " Stop ... wait , you feel that ? Nothing is going wrong ! The birds are singing , I can hear the waterfall across the valley . We are not starving or badly sick or injured . There is no war , we are not fleeing . There are no volcanoes, tornadoes, bushfires coming, no floods . No one is yelling at us . I have a home with a dry bed and food stored there . Stop ... wait a moment .... this moment is worth appreciation .
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    Some guy asked me to do that in a public toilet - but I decided ..... nah , just leave , now . .
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    No ... our male rats fuck themselves to death and then the females eat the dead males genitals . You think I am joking dont you ? https://www.nationalgeographic.com › science › article › why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates Why A Little Mammal Has So Much Sex That It Disintegrates It's August in Australia, and a small, mouse-like creature called an antechinus is busy killing himself through sex. He was a virgin until now, but for two to three weeks, this little lothario ... https://www.smh.com.au › national › this-aussie-rat-dies-by-sex-now-we-know-it-s-a-cannibal-too-20240119-p5eylt.html Antechinus: The kamikaze sex rat that's also a cannibal The antechinus' kamikaze sex style is a quirk of evolution. It's thought females prefer big mates with big testes, so males have evolved to be huge - three times the weight of females ... https://www.nationalgeographic.com › magazine › article › basic-instincts-antechinus-marsupial-sex-until-death Sex, Sex, and More Sex, Then Death: The Antechinus Story The Antechinus population has been halved—until the females bear their annual litters of four to 14 jelly-bean-size young, which, six months later, will be adults. https://www.australiangeographic.com.au › topics › wildlife › 2024 › 01 › antechinus-sex-cannibalism Antechinus observed engaging in cannibalism after sex fest A mainland dusky antechinus during the mating period, with fur loss visible on the shoulder, eating another antechinus. Image credit: Elliot Bowerman. Mercifully, death occurs only after the males have unloaded their precious cargo of sperm, mating with as many promiscuous females as possible in marathon, energy-sapping sessions lasting up to ... https://wildportraits.com.au › nature-articles › going-out-with-a-bang Going Out With a Bang: The Fast and Furious Sex Life of the Male Antechinus July 2, 2023. Yellow-footed Antechinus Antechinus flavipes, Australia's most widespread species of Antechinus. Credit: Craig Boase. In the world of mammals, both sexes of most species tend to live for an extended period of time to ensure they pass on their genes, usually over multiple breeding seasons. One group of mammals have bucked that ... https://www.livescience.com › 51371-animal-sex-antechinus.html Animal Sex: How Antechinuses Do It | Live Science Antechinus sex involves ambushes, intermittent copulation lasting 14 hours and ultimately suicide. ... Scientists have documented antechinus copulation events lasting for 10, 12 and even 14 hours. ... https://www.news.com.au › technology › science › meet-the-antechinus-a-mouselike-aussie-marsupial-that-kills-itself-by-having-too-much-sex › news-story › 48d907e3a1260057cc9f2372179f6328 Meet the antechinus, a mouse-like Aussie marsupial that kills itself by ... This mouse-like marsupial, called an antechinus, humps itself to death. Over a period of two or three weeks, the antechinus has sex practically nonstop until its body disintegrates. https://cosmosmagazine.com › nature › animals › sex-death-and-cannibalism-antechinus-lives-get-nastier Sex, death and cannibalism: antechinus lives get nastier - Cosmos The antechinus appeared to be missing one eye, a common sign of stress-induced death. Credit: Elliot Bowerman The
  15. Ha! I am a martial artists and ' a relatively famous IMA/Neigong teacher ', here on Daobums, once threatened to kill me with his 'iron palm strike ' to the heart .... in fact he said he would 'delight in doing it ' . I recently heard (here ) that he has died of a heart attack . One needs to be careful of what one puts out 'onto the astral ' .
  16. Thats what I like about you Luke, so accepting . Would you like to accompany me to the annual Neo-nazi, Aztec sacrifice , hipster man bun rally ?
  17. Voidisyinyang

    I made the mistake of thinking someone called Chang dao ling - would know that .
  18. I support the above .
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    Anyway , back to the kundalini . Its not a metaphor at all , we all actually have a big snake curled up inside us . It masquerades as part of the large intestine so as to hide during x-rays . The correct yogic procedure to activate it is to calmly sit in lotus , while holding a live rat with your teeth . Now .... come on ! Who is gonna say I have no experience and read that one in a book ?
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    ... actually , its not the first . many years ago I posted a quote from the Mikado followed by a you tube of three gay guys doing a version of 'Three Little Maids from School are We . " .
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    My childhood household had a selection of their LP records . I spared you the longer version
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    ' Eros' and 'agape' , best not to confuse those - " There is the dove and there is the serpent - choose ye well . "
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    ya gotta watch that ... Love unrequited, robs me of me rest, Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers, Love, nightmare like, lies heavy on me chest, And weaves itself into my midnight slumbers. When you're lying awake with a dismal headache and Repose is taboo'd by anxiety, I conceive you may use any language you choose to Indulge in, without impropriety; For your brain is on fire, the bed-clothes conspire of Usual slumber to plunder you: First your counter-pane goes, and uncovers your toes, And your sheet slips demurely from under you; Then the blanketing tickles, you feel like mixed Pickles, so terribly sharp is the pricking, And you're hot and you're cross, and you tumble and Toss 'til there's nothing 'twixt you and the Ticking. Then the bed-clothes all creep to the ground in a heap And you pick 'em all up in a tangle; Next your pillow resigns and politely declines to Remain at it's usual angle! Well, you get some repose in the form of a dose, with Hot eye-balls and head ever aching, But your slumbering teems with such horrible dreams That you'd very much better be waking; Well ..... You're a regular wreck, with a crick in your neck, and No wonder you snore, for your head's on the floor And you've needles and pins from your soles to your Shins, and your flesh is acreep, for your left leg's Asleep, And you've cramp in your toes, and a fly on your nose, And some fluff in your lung, and a feverish tongue, And a thirst that's intense, And a general sense that you haven't been sleeping in Clover; But the darkness has pass'd, and it's daylight at Last, and the night has been long, ditto, ditto my Song, And thank goodness they're both of them over!
  24. Voidisyinyang

    They look so good becasue they are only 50 years underwater .....'someone' built a dam . We got them here to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Adaminaby_and_Lake_Eucumbene The lake next door also has flooded ruins ; and my back yard looks just like Mars;