Nungali

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  1. Voidisyinyang

    ... besides , I can make people faint ..... from a distance . I had just come out of McDonalds and ....
  2. Voidisyinyang

    If I faint , hold a folded wet napkin to my brow . ( That's the nice polite 'Victorian' way of getting a bucket of water in the face ... by the way , dont give me 'smelling salts' to revive me , I errrr ... keep 'something special ' in my 'snuff box' for that . )
  3. Spotting a fake master

    I just remembered ! I was fake spiritual master for a bit ! Many years ago I was involved with radio broadcast , community radio . It was established fairly early , in the local , by then , alternative town (or rapidly becoming 'alternative ' ) . It was this mud brick and wood building built by local craft people with a lyrebird tile mural on the front wall . I started helping on a pagan show and its various forms ; ' Pagan Roots ' - we did music and documentary stuff and invited people in various fields on air for interviews . Then it went to night time - 'Pagan Knights ' . Then I did it by myself for a while at night ... 'Pagan Knights Rooting ' , but the station knocked that back. It eventually evolved to an all round eclectic 'spiritual' theme / world music / various indigenous / and some 'modern ' stuff . We announced ( I had helpers by then ) that next week , a renown Guru and spiritual master would be in town and he would be coming into the show for an interview . We even stuck up some posters . ' Debloaty Buddha ' was his name ( that came from someone dissing my physique and proclivity to sprout philosophical snippets at them ; ' The Bloaty Buddha ' . ) It was me of course doing a silly voice with my co-host interviewing me , and me (in my normal voice ) asking me questions as well . We also took phone in questions . After a while it became apparent something was wrong ... Q ; " You have an unusual title ? " BB ; " Not in Rangoon ..... Debloaty is common name . " Q; " Debloaty is your name ? Ok , so, who made you a Buddha ? " BB: " .... What ? ... My parents , I suppose . " Q; " Parents?" BB ; " Yes, Mr and Mrs Buddha . They have a baby , liitle Debloaty, and this is me . " Q : " Your parents surname was Buddha ? Thats a little unusual ." BB ; " Not in Rangoon . " Q: (me as host ) : " I think someone has made a stuff up here ." Q ( woman co-host ) : " Okay .. anyway, Mr Buddha , we wanted to ask you about Tantra ... as people around here are very interested in it . " BB ; " Tantra ! Tantra ? You want to know about Tantra ? What would a white western woman like you know about about tantra ? Tantra this, tantra that - you westerners , you just ..... 'have a good one ' .... and you think it is tantra ! " ... and so on . I mean I thought it was obvious ! But later feedback from listeners was varied : ' Who was that nut you had on ' to ' was he a real guru ? ' all the way through to some that thought they where listening to one but they had trouble understanding his accent and strange wisdom. One guy even kept asking me who it was ; " You could not tell ??? It was me ! " " But but ... I heard you asking him questions and he answered you . " 'Dude ! That was just me doing a silly voice . " - so .. aint that hard .
  4. Voidisyinyang

    'Part of ' ... being part of the 'reaction ' of the 'TCR . ie . 'in association ; the TCR's afferent limb is the trigeminal nerve, and the efferent limb is the vagus nerve. See the link I posted above in answer to 'how to twitch ( 'elicits' { to get or produce something, especially information or a reaction } ) the Vagus nerve ' .
  5. Voidisyinyang

    He thought I was a 'neo-Nazi' due to a specialists interest I have in lost advanced civilisations of the early Bronze Age in southern Turkmenistan / Margiana and the various cultural contributors to that ' cross-roads of ancient secret civilisations ' .
  6. Voidisyinyang

    Stick your head in a bucket of water . No ... I ' m serious . " Cold water face immersion: immerse your forehead eyes and at least 2/3 of both cheeks into cold water. This elicits the vagus nerve, decreasing heart rate, stimulating the intestines and turns on the immune system. " https://www.allied-services.org/news/2020/june/the-vagus-nerve-your-secret-weapon-in-fighting-s/
  7. Voidisyinyang

    Others can join in then you can all have .... a .... Mass debate . ' at a distance' .
  8. Spiritual arrogance and it's pitfall

    Hang on, I will dig out my 'Confessional vestments ' . " Godammit ! Is it the lilac or the mid forest green one ? I can never remember this shit . "
  9. Voidisyinyang

    Yes, the mods where considering adding a new choice of emoticon in our post boxes ..... but then he left .
  10. Alien encounters during dream

    Especially for those with a 'cat brain '
  11. Stranger things

    'strangely coincidentally ' ; ..... I just after the above ... 'coincidental mother's day stuff ' My XGF .. who is a CHAMP , and gets on well with my GF ... they have both had twins and similar difficulties in kind .... - Okay you Daobums ... NO ... that does not include me (well, maybe a little bit ) - has been flogging it ! twins, an older boy , a daughter , single , working 4 jobs , helping others , collapsing but continuing solely because she ' has to ' , got invited to some 'north coast woman's business seminar ' she went along and they had sprung an award on her about her awesomeness and achievements . Now thats opened up several new avenues for her and she has made new contacts .... a bit of recognition and assistance , finally !
  12. Spotting a fake master

    Yep . I noticed that in martial arts club ; (to me ) " How do you do that / know that ? etc " It seemed strange to me that they did not / could not . Me; " You guys do practice solo and with others outside of these sessions, dont you ?" Them : " Errrrrr ..... " And also , over 40 years back when I was a councilor in the Baha'is , even a newby, I noticed some 'old members' where 'misbehaving ' ( allowing ego and arguments into council ) ; me ; " Have you guys been doing your daily practice and prayers ?" Them ; " Errrrr .... " And of course the biggest lesson in this one is my own failing in this regard ; only two days back I re - implemented a daily practice I should have been doing , which I have been neglecting ... and things got 'messy ' .
  13. Stranger things

    It passed me by and not a single woman mentioned it to me ... except you . The main thing that happened yesterday, in my world , was some messed up woman launched a magical attack on my GF ... then sent out emails to people about how she was going to start harassing her on the physical plane .... great timing ! I noticed also that last Mother's Day seemed to be more ignored more than usual , I got a bit freaked out about that ; one woman friend was sad as her German partner and father of her child (who can be a bit weird ) said he doesnt celebrate it because 'Hitler invented it ' ! She went to stay with her mother instead so I sent her (and her mum ) some flowers ( I found her crying in the street earlier ) . Another one, who has a little girl (who is half Moroccan , but they live here permanently and her mother is Australian , but father lives in Morocco ) ; I was going to help her make a card for her mother but when she realized she shut it down " They do not celebrate Mother's Day in Morocco , so dont bother ... I would probably throw it in the bin anyway ." Wow ...... I went off to sit in the forest by myself for a while .
  14. Spiritual arrogance and it's pitfall

    Now now Stimpy ..... you are not being critical of the ' Holy Vestments ' are you ? { Dont miss the finale }
  15. Stranger things

    The butcher up on the plateau, nearby, only has local meat . Combine this with mobile abattoir (a truck that comes to your farm and does a neat job of it - so no horror truck trip to the huge death factory ) and things are much better . Butcher does the same with chicken, and sources pork and lamb from small holdings from the next shire to the west . It also has excellent soil and produces good spuds and a local trout farm and smoke house .... smoked trout , yum . Its a bit more expensive , but you know what you are getting . Local herd ;
  16. Voidisyinyang

    Whatever . He can be if you want sensationalism or are interested in Satanism . OR You could look into Allan Bennet more ... that might answer you question , or hopefully it might elucidate the very base of the nature of this thread and its subject matter, the 'choices' and changes of 'paths' one chooses, 'left and right hand paths ' , if one ascribes to that concept , etc ... IMO , all more interesting than a 'dead Satanist ' .
  17. Voidisyinyang

    Or as Allen Bennet ( Aleister Crowley's teacher and mentor in 'The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn ' , and also the second Englishman to be ordained a Buddhist Monk { Theravada} , and instrumental to introducing Buddhism to England , and established the first Buddhist Mission in the UK , etc. etc . ) once said to Crowley on meeting him , and giving Crowley 'the stern eye' ( after , probably, scanning his aura ) ; ''Little Brother , you have not been 'playing with the Goetia' *, have you ? " < frown > * another 'rabbit hole' . Charles Henry Allan Bennet - Bhikkhu Ananda Metteyya
  18. Voidisyinyang

    Well ... if you go chasing rabbits , you know you are going to fall ( down the rabbit hole you chased it into - , it will be strange in that world, so ) just tell them a hooker smoking dao bum , tried to warn you , but you didnt heed their call . You go check with Nungali ... when he was just small . When the posters on the forums are talking sloppy dread , and Voidisyingyang is talking backwards and the Mods are 'Off with his head " , Remember ... what I just said ..... use your head ... use your HEE- EE- EEEEEE - EEEEEEEE- ED ! .... CRACK ! ( that was the screen cracking ) ( or something like that )
  19. Alien encounters during dream

    I enjoyed ' Galapagos' by the late great Kurt Vonnegut . He talked about how humans had suffered so much from a giant swollen organ ..... the brain . After the collapse of civilisation and many millennia , the last surviving humans (after a lot of 'evolution' - now their 'advanced' technology had gone and evolution had a chance ) settled on Galapagos islands , with brains shrunk to the normal size (like other animals ) and the development of 'flipper' like hands ( 'nubbins' ) the human race finally found happiness .
  20. Spotting a fake master

    One of the people i went to see that film with worked in the kitchen there .... he got freaked out by a few incidents of having to trash the food for a large number of people, clean everything and start again ..... food 'contamination' . ..... somehow .
  21. Alien encounters during dream

    In case some dont realize - Wells ' concept came from the idea that the 'big heads ' where future evolved humans - he assumed our big heads ( brains ) where the cause of our advancement ... so' naturally' the more we advance the bigger the brain gets . Maybe the story caused an image and that lodged in Crowley's brain . I remember once, during an 'Enochian pyramid trip' I ended up , very vividly on a strange desert planet having a very interesting lucid conversation with a VERY strange looking alien , it was an interesting and revealing conversation . Later , on review in normal consciousness (an essential part of the process ) I realized said alien had a form just like a character from a Daffy Duck cartoon I watched when I must have been about 10 years old Still , its message had some relevance . ( and just before anyone starts up going ; it was from your unconscious ... I dont care , alien or unconscious or whatever , it worked and was relevant and increased my understanding . )
  22. Alien encounters during dream

    I am sure he read H.G. Wells
  23. Alien encounters during dream

    Nothing like it . BUT Crowley ; " Whoa ! Look at that spirit with the big head ! " Harris ; " Oh , silly Beast ... I told you not to come to the carnival with us while you are tripping on your home made cactus juice .... we are in the 'hall of mirrors ' . "
  24. Alien encounters during dream

    I think the 'shadowing' isnt needed to make the connection , it does make it look MORE like it though . I dont understand what you mean by 'shadow overlay implies anything real ' ???? - look at it this way ; when did these images or ideas about (forget 'greys' or whatever ) 'swell headed' aliens start to appear ? Could Crowley have copied Whitley Strieber ? I dont think so . But what about the other way around ? A vague timeline seems to be ; H. G. Wells ( ? 1864, 1887) , Crowley , Barney Hill 1961 ( another case of 'hypnotic regression ' ), The 'Outer Limits' - early 60s , various people , Strieber ... then everyone else .
  25. My Experience With Black Magic

    ' How to Make Money through Acupuncture and Magic ' by Maddie Madperson .