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I have been trying to find a more ridiculous picture, but surprisingly there are not many more ridiculous than that Tom pic, unless, of course I choose another Tom pic. I live in hope though!

Yes, that's the bain of my existence! Some people are very kind and try to tell me I don't look a bit like him, but I know the truth. That's why I wear the sunglasses see, to disguise myself.

I do like that thoughtful hand on chin pose! You're older than I expected, although you're wearing it well. It looks like there's something on top of your head, don't tell me what it is, it adds mystery!

It leaves me with an anagram of sandwich, which is 'dawns chi'. 'Maker' is 'ark me' though, which isn't very impressive at all.

I don't have a toaster, I'm far too 'la di da' for that, how offensive. I have a sandwich maker. By the way I'm not sure I should reply here or on my own one, but I would feel kind of stupid replying on my own one, not that I am inferring a lack of stupidity on my part, quite the opposite.