Celestial Fox Beast

Same.

That wasn't a response... that was just a joke...

I am pretty sure that Jesus was somthing special, but of course I wasn't there... if I have to guess... Yes I think he is a savior with a timeless spiritual message, on the other one... I think he is just a epileptic pedo crackpot possesed by demons that only has brought death, slavery and suffering both in life and in death, but of course that is politically incorrect nowadays, so I'm not gonna say it. I can't blame you for taking all of this as a joke, I myself take life as a joke, but I can assure that this is a serious matter, maybe someday you will experience it, or you will discover that your spiritual guides are just crappy demons doing gweeee gweeee. Just act with caution on the other side, they use your most intimate beliefs and hopes, remember that a true spiritual behing don't need you to do anything for him, and don't need to teach/show you anything either. Salvation is something that one must found himself.

So... what GF should I start with? the Thomas Cleary version or the old one?

Same as above.

Yep... pleyadian digievolved big space brothers... just demons in disguise using modern pop culture, in the not so distant past, they come from venus... when that sounds to stupid, they come from the pleyades... also the ship aspect and tecnology seems to evolve, the message is always the same crap, peace, love, make a cult, kill yourselfs. But you can abduct me anytime baby... Same for you, you just gonna be drugged by a fake shaman and toyed by some demons.

Same.

Well... yes, there is a lot of well documented stuff, you can search the case of Emilie Sagee, who seems to bilocate a sort of doppelganger of herself without any control, or some taumaturgic saints, even most recent ones like that one from Barcelona from 1800 something that can teleport, or more recent history... Ingo Swann, Fassman (Josep Mir Rocafort) who even have his mental powers cheched by CIA and rejected to work with them. Of course there is always fraud and fakes, but there is real phenomena as well if you search objectevily. Is it that hard to think that, someone that studies the spiritual, could reach spiritual phenomena? you can reply... well.. there is thousands of people meditating and following ascetic religions, why we don't see any of it from them? My guess on that, is that they are doing it wrong. Did I know how to do it wrigth? hell no... but if you want diferent results, try something different, that's what I'm trying at least.

Same as above.

Nup, I didn't see that, but sometimes when I return or on some practices, I see a sort of geometric lines and patterns, like a tunnel and acceleration, and sometimes when I re-integrate with the physical body, I see like electric circuit patterns behing my eyes, if I move them, they are static, complex, non cambiant... and I am... WTF... so, those are the most similar things I have seed regards your enigmatic photo.

If I have to elaborate a bit more... I experience ''some'' spiritual practice, so I recognice some states, sensations, things that happen in those states and experiences... I can spot a fake astral voyager no problem (99.9999% of people that claim to do it basically), I can know who lies about it, who takes self-induced dreams for actual projections, and who is just doing low grade mental projections. Can I demostrate my awesome astral power to someone that has no real experience of the subject?... meh... difficult, maaybe I could focus enough to project to somewhere to see some object or thing that the other person arrange, but spiritual world is a jungle and the phenomenon is much richer and complex than pop culture represent it. With my poor skill that will be difficult (but not impossible). In fact, I participated in some serious studyes about it, here is some footage of my crappy intuition prowess, the fist photo is me in one of those studies: A 50% on 6 options x 16 times is a bit further than pure chance... the app btw is has been developed by Rusell Targ, one of the researchers on Stargate roject about remote viewing (see Sun Streak and Grill flame, the conclusions of those is that RV is real), I also recomend to read the works of Ingo Swann. Basically they get positives, but reach a limit and the thing is not accurate and confiable enough, after a while, the project changes its researchers and the declassified info just seems a bunch of guess and school grade redactions about the esoteric tendency of the moment to just keep grabing papa state money. So, one answer may be, yes, you can prove your skill to someone that shares some true grade of that skill, but that of course can also apply to any pure suggestive, even false beliefs and dogmatic practices, so... the correct anwer will always be, that true knowledge trascends dogma and can cause real phenomena. This is another example of crappy powers: I do think, and know, that if you practice energy/spiritual thingys, you will gain acces to energy/spiritual things, so, naturally, you can trow hadoukens... crappy fart ones if you are a noob like me, and real ones if you are a living Buda. I also belive that, if you attain such level, it may not be even possible to remain in this fake reality, and real people that have achieved such things, are very few in history. Because... let's be real...Jesus and Siddarta Gautama miracles are pretty meh... one died presumably of a meat intoxication, and the other was frikking crucified alive... yeah.. for our sins... wathever... (I DO think that both Jesus and Buda where exceptional indidivuals that have attained a form of trascendance, but apparently that don't allow them to be Son Goku... just saints on stereoids) I also belive that the hability to fly depicted in inmortals of ancient China, refers more to spiritual fly. But... yes, a true practicioner must be capable of show at least some crappy powers.

Yep, one time when I toss a coin to a bum, I didn't like it... plus I have one coin minus, so I have never done it again.

The story of Ricky A ''so bad it's good'' cult classic, the protagonist practices qi gong, the prison is a reflex of society itself... This is how I always imagined a expert of Qi battle would look like:

I was asked to remove that too.