Patrick Brown

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  1. Get it? Fuck me you're hardwork: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7c-qv2Op2c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7c-qv2Op2c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7c-qv2Op2c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
  2. For those of you still chasing "abilities"

    Now you're being silly. Ions chasing rainbows when toy are one? A trap within a trap within a trap... What did I say, ah yes: Total rubbish? Now get naked bitch!!!!
  3. For those of you still chasing "abilities"

    Total rubbish.
  4. Keep it clean please

    Yes in more ways than you might realise!
  5. The Max Christensen Facts Not Fiction Thread.

    That is true but it's more a case of realising you always have been there and letting go of the blinkers. All the fancy mystical practices are worthless in the face of 'here and now' but who is not taken from that eternal moment of conception? I think being a bum and being real is the way and most, if not all, of the other stuff is simply the trappings of ego driven desire. You can't hold onto it Chris you can only move towards it. The eternal return is letting go and if you can't let go you can't return. This is my worry also as not many understand the Lion as the 'good shepherd' and even less understand the sacrifice of the Snow Lion.
  6. The Max Christensen Facts Not Fiction Thread.

    Good grief Chris you're losing it mate! Just one question: 1. How do you Know I'm not enlightened?
  7. The Max Christensen Facts Not Fiction Thread.

    Thanx wudangquan, all very interesting and yes I'm aware most people use a kind of NLP. I just want to stick with Derren for a little while longer. I love Derren as he's waking people up to so much stuff that I doubt they knew was going on. Now this is pretty amazing stuff: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
  8. Keep it clean please

    Yes I'm aware that some people find my behaviour somewhat unacceptable at times but it's just my way of breaking the Kunlun mantra or whatever monotone is being spun into a frenzied stench. I was banned a couple of months back for saying Max was a conman! I've since refrained from making such comments about the guru although the whole situation is annoying as people keep hyping Max yet can't provide any facts. Hey I'm getting bored of talking about Max although the constant guru worship is rather pathetic.
  9. The Max Christensen Facts Not Fiction Thread.

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZroxXmFovc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZroxXmFovc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZroxXmFovc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> OK I think I figured out how he did the end bit. The only person that saw what was written on the board was the girl writing down the peoples predictions. So Derren simply turns the board over and there is a series of numbers on the reverse which he had written down himself earlier and of course he knew they would add up to 136. How he 'mind-jobbed' the women into selecting 136 I don't now as we didn't see and hear what was going on as they all walked up to the jar of candy to make their predictions. Of course if the women hadn't selected 136 he could have just skipped that part of the trick. We also have to consider that he may have done this several times on different groups of people so the probability that he would select the correct person would be increased. EDIT: That clip is 6.31 making it 136
  10. Keep it clean please

    Yoda, I have a special place in my heart for people like you and it's not a black hole!
  11. The Max Christensen Facts Not Fiction Thread.

    Hmm well whether people believe my good intentions when starting this thread is up to them but as always Max and Kunlun remain unsubstantiated. I might further add that physical sensations, inexplicable experiences and the invoking of emotional states has nothing to do with enlightenment or spiritual progress but everything to do with 'mind-jobbing'. There's always someone more clever so drop being clever: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZroxXmFovc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZroxXmFovc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZroxXmFovc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> And just to really annoy you Derren is gay!
  12. New teachings from my guru

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  13. Keep it clean please

    I really haven't got a clue what you're talking about. Perhaps you're simply approaching your own awakening? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
  14. The Max Christensen Facts Not Fiction Thread.

    We have a winner!
  15. Love

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  16. Love

    Yes that scene was really funny.
  17. For those of you still chasing "abilities"

    Hmm there's only one question here: 1. How do you tell if someone's enlightened? I have stated before that there are two enlightenments, the first is the realisation and then there is the ever unfolding practice of perfecting bliss. For some it's a gradual awakening over a period of a couple of years for others it's a sudden realisation.