Mouster! LOL I'm sure that's what the interviewer said!
But seriously, let's ask a few questions:
Ordained Tantric Lama?
Hmm is this accepted as true and if so what are the credentials of Max's Tantric teacher?
5 Levels of Bliss?
Really? I mean why are there always levels involved in this kinda stuff? As far as I'm aware in Tibetan Buddhism the bliss just gets higher and higher depending on the frequency of ones practice/s.
Err, 99 levels of perception?
Again levels and yes I know that Tibetan Buddhism often does this but it is pointless and just creates confusion. Perhaps all these 99 levels of perception have a name? Beginning to sound like Scientology!
Diamond vision?
Oh my! Let's just make some cool sounding terms up as they're all good marketing tools!
Energy created by the mind?
Of course this is complete hokum as we all know about food, digestion and free electrons taken from air as we breath etc.
Abilities?
Again always good for marketing!
Immortality?
We're all going to die no matter how long we live. Spiritual immortality is a different kettle-o-fish.
Miraculous healings attributed to Kunlun?
Evidence please other than hearsay.
Sleep less eat less?
Of course with increased energy levels, especially if the body isn't digesting much food, you will sleep less. Just need to be careful that pineal secretions don't start leaking while you're awake as this will make you psychotic. Of course this is all part of the plan to help the student experience their true selves! Yeah right!
Eating meat?
Well Tibetan Monks do eat meat probably to keep their energy down. Of course eating too much meat is a waste of energy especially when you pass the age of forty.
50$ off seminar, is this interview just an advertisement?
Obviously this is an incentive i.e. Marketing!
It can only be used for positive things?
Really? I doubt the validity of this statement as time and time again it has been proved that people will misuse power.
"my hope is to open little places everywhere"?
The empire of Max? Of course this "hope" has nothing to do with money only Bodhisattva Max's good intentions!!
Commercialising keys to esoteric bliss?
OK so Max has come across a few tricks / methods to instil ecstatic states but does he really know what he's doing? Of course only Max's school will be licensed to teach Kunlun and you really do need to get that transmission from an approved teacher!! What balls!
Why doesn't Max just get a Job?
You know a simple little cleaning job a few days a week or perhaps some work in a book shop at weekends? Nah! Let's make some money!
