Lol, reminds me of back in the good ole Manifest Destiny days when the "good cop" missionaries were also "trying to do good social work" by converting and "civilizing" (obedience training) the natives...in preparation for their new imperialistic, "bad cop" masters.  And with such an effective 1-2 combo of soft and hard power, indigenous cultures, land, men, women, and kids...were all soon LIBERATED!
So heartwarming to see the colonial stepchildren of this great heritage loyally preserving and continuing their hallowed traditions even today!  Their legacy lives on!!! *slow clap*