Puts me in mind of Monty Python.
Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.(Under his breath) Stupid git!!
Point taken. This is the wrong forum for insults.
I need forum twelve just down the corridor.
To stretch the point a bit and be an arse. Whats getting affected by being insulted?
Oh, dear. I've only just got here and I'm starting an argument. better get my coat and leave.
I'm such an embarrassment, I can't take myself anywhere.