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  1. Posted

    Y'all act like you never seen a Taoist person before

    Jaws all on the floor like ChiDragon to an ox threw it through your window

    and started teaching about technical things, some stuff, and some more

    you first were ignoring, then throwing the furniture (Ahh!)

    It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

    he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

    And Lao Tsu said... nothing you idiots!

    Lao Tsu's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

    Taoist women love Sinfest

    [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]

    "Sinfest is so awesome, him look at him,

    Walkin around quoting his you-know-what

    Replying the you-know-who," "Yeah, and he's so cute lol!"

    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

    But no worse, than when you forget to do the horse stance

    Sometimes, I wanna get on forum and just let loose, but won't

    cuz aftertaste would make me feel like a dead goose

    "The Tao is like this, The Tao is like this

    And if you're lucky, you might just give it a little squeeze"

    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

    And expect them to know what Te in Tao Te Ching is

    Of course they gonna know what meditation is

    By the time they hit fourth grade

    They re-watched the ATLA don't they?

    "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

    who cut other people open like cantaloupes

    But if we can meditate with better thoughts on pillow folds

    then there's no reason that the men and women can't evolve

    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

    Horse stance I like most, nei gong thing that burns and crawls

     

    [Chorus: (repeat 2X)]

     

    'Cause I'm the Real Taoist, yes I'm the Real Taoist

    All you other Real Taoists are just imitating

    So won't the real Tao-ist please stand up,

    please stand up, please stand up?

     

    *Bleep* doesn't wanna do horse stance and write in the journal;

    well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

    You think I give a damn about credibility of F.Hands?

    Half of you people don't even care, or do they?

    "But Sin, what if he's not real, wouldn't it be weird?"

    Who cares! It's not even a rap anymore,

    So you can, go write a thread about fascism

    Shit, Mythmaker better switch me chairs

    so I can sit next to Immortal and Vmarco

    and hear 'em argue over who loves Christianity more

    I don't know what to put in this line, well gee

    "Yeah, he's cool, but I'm not sure about his lineage, hee-hee!"

    I should update my journal or just let it be

    and explain why I don't have a lineage and you're like me [AHHH!]

    I'm sick of you changing your oppinions, all you do is annoy me

    so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]

    And there's a million of us just like me

    who horse stance like me; who just wu wei like me

    wear blue like me; mud walk, talk and bark like me

    and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

     

    [Chorus 4x]

    'Cause I'm the Real Taoist, yes I'm the Real Taoist

    All you other Real Taoists are just imitating

    So won't the real Tao-ist please stand up,

    please stand up, please stand up?

     

    Ha ha

    Guess there's a Weird Al in all of us

    Fuck it, let's all do horse stance

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  3. Posted · Edited by Sinfest

    How about another comic no one ever heard about

    http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/

    THIS ONE

     

    Bobwhite is a comic by Magnolia Porter

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    And

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    This one one of these complete comics that no one is going to mention ever again

    When I first found it I didn't even try finishing it because it starts off slow

    But I kept seeing it and one day decided to finally read it and it was great

    It has a lot of great situational stuff and characters are different from the usual suspects

     

    Something I should have mentioned in the first posts if I cared enough back then

    A great way to reread a webcomic is to read blog posts at the bottom on the strips

    This one doesn't have oh so many blog posts but there's one big at the final page

    Finding out about the artist is one of funnest parts of reading webcomics

    So go ahead and start reading http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20080728

     

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    Protip: Hover your mouse over strips to read notes like at xkcd

     

    Fun fact: There's a comic a billion times worse then Questionable Content but I'm not going to mention it ever ever because I'm still trying to get over it

  5. Posted · Edited by Sinfest

    *lights a pipe and sits down*

    hm yes, the anime club is a great satire on the geeky anime culture

    there is always a Mort who is not happy and Mark with whom Mort argues with

    there is always some elitist anime club somewhere

    and there's always someone talking about Naruto

    many memorable moments are in there and reading the thing is... completely not life changing

     

    As Clyde said once, "She took... all these horses"

  6. Posted

    I kinda don't like list of top comics place

     

    In theory when people vote it would be easier to find good comics buuuuut that doesn't work for me

    For example, one thing that doesn't work is that you can't find comics that are already completed

    Today Nothing Happened was on that site's list and very high up that you even saw the banner, but now it's not there because Shazzbaa stopped asking people to vote for her comic

    Oh, and I also hate all that sexy stuff and it usually get's very high on these lists

     

    THE ONLY EXCEPTION TO THE SEXY RULE IS THIS

    http://leth.smackjeeves.com/comics/

    OK, there might be more, like oglaf because it's funny

     

    The comic is made by this person http://lowroad75.deviantart.com/

    I started following his stuff since I found the Lowroad comic

    He stopped making that one and put all the comics in one file and uploaded then somewhere, it's a good read, too

     

    His current comic, Leth Hate, is supposedly about this dude who hates everything who is also dead

    But no one cares about him because all the interesting stuff happens to this geeky succubus he lives with

    Nothing uber sexy happens so it's just a tease most of the time, it's also very funny

     

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    Fun fact: I think questionable content is boring and it sucks

  10. Posted

    Joy and sorrow are also parts of the ego but I don't hear about people suffering from happiness

    What you want always run away

    and what you don't, wants to stay

    WHOO A RHYME

    So that's why master stays behind to stay ahead

     

    On behavior thing I always stay extra conscious whenever something happens

    When something unexpected happens, time seems to slow down and I think what to do

    When something I wanted to do happens, I feel the same way since I usually stay in a state of mind where I feel neither

    Both are surprises to me

     

    Hey manitou, straggling doesn't always make things better, if you feel angry then just get angrier and then forget about it

    Make the anger get tired before it makes you do something you don't want to do :lol:

  11. Posted

    I wanted to write these things down as they were happening but I wanted to things to calm down first, but then I got confused

    According to legend, The Last Airbender had three seasons with Legend of Korra being kind of a fourth season with the Air element thing

    The peoples all over the universe liked the first season of Korra and then it was decided to make one more season

    Then the fandom yelled something about something else

    Then I got confused about the number of seasons ordered

    Then the unimaginable happened,

    The show got more seasons and more episodes planed for it, with the episodes aired it's going to have 52 episodes in total

     

    The creators heard about the show not being spiritual enough and so the second season is going to be called Spirits and is going to have 14 episodes... in 2013

     

    HEY LOOK, A PREVIEW THINGY

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W62gTP0mEKg

     

    Showcasing one of these evil spirit thingies

     

    THIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!

  13. Posted

    When I meditate outside bugs don't bother me

    At school I would meditate on a bench outside and there was a trash can right next to it

    So many buuuuuugs, they would stop bothering me when I would start meditating

    That part of the school had an area that looked kinda like a park and so neighbors would walk their dogs there, everything would ignore me as long as I was keeping to myself

    I got up once and at a distance decided to touch one of the dogs, and it looked back at me :lol:

    So watch out for them dogs and cats and don't project outwards at them

  17. Posted

    No, I did not set an opinion on billions of people from interacting with just one of them

    I don't think I will get to know these billions even a little bit from interacting with millions of them

    It would be easier if I could come to a conclusion that all women are the same but I can't do that since it goes against the very first line of tao te ching, excluding the title

    I can't even be sure about all the people I label as crazy since I try not to judge

    People try to be better then themselves and better then others by removing what makes themselves and the others worse, but Taoists are different

    Try not to hurt anyone or get angry at anyone

    People who have killed or stole something are judges as wrong, standing above them by not killing or stealing makes everyone else better

    Not wanting to be a bad person keeps people from doing bad things

    It's too late for people who already made a mistake

    No telling if they will make a mistake again so they are pushed away

    They loose the chance to change when they are labeled and judged

    Who knows what will happen if you give someone a chance

    Who knows what kind of person is standing before you

    Half of that gets decided by the one who judges things as they see fit

    Everything else depends on the person being judged