
Protector
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First the fish
AND THEN THE MEAT
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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http://www.thetaobums.com/index.php?/topic/22893-meat-eating-thread/
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I think the best way to get wu wei is through meditation
So I don't like all the endless threads about how to wu wei right
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GO BLUE SQUIRE!!!!!!!!!!
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So yeah, this one is by Allan Wood
The Comic is called Allan
Because that's who it's about
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It's an auto bio comic about this Allan person, I've read it a few times
He started his adventure in High Schooooooooooooooool
At first he didn't know what to comic about but then stuff started to happen
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This comic is funny to me on a different level
In this comic is seems like owning a webcomic is some sort of important plot point
It even created some drama because he didn't tell anyone that he's making a comic about his life
(and his friend's lives)
A lot of stuff was going on when he was in his first high school days
Then he moved and stuff got a little more boring
BUT THERE IS STILL SOME ACTION CUZ HE'S IN COLLEGE... that's fun
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Fun Fact: I'm 21, and I'm kewl
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Congrats, you finally lost it
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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But anyway, some of my dreams have plot lines and they only make sense years after they happened
It's kinda funny like that in my case
You might get another dream before you figure out what that one meant
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Mystery song!
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Wont know what it is until you click the link
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It'd better be ten hours long!
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THE MORE I SEE THE LESS I KNOW THE MORE I'D LIKE TO LET IT GO heyyy ooooh
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Pillars? I'm looking at mine and I have no idea what's going on
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I can't copy them so:
Time Zone UTC+3 Further-eastern European Time
Longitude 28
March 20, 1991, around 3 pm-ish
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Will I survive the 2012?
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Know what else is a popular song?
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And now for an extra lame one
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What direction does a Buddhist turn when driving?
Right!
OH HOHOHOHOHO
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A battle hardened warrior comes home late one night and produces a knife
"Where did you get that?"
"Some guy was holding it"
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oh noes... so one spot is open, eh?
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HELLO
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That guy is White Eyebrow, there's a kung fu style named after him
My friend was practicing it but I don't know where he went now
Also, I've been using that exact picture on my profile page for a while
UNTIL I FOUND THESE AWESOME HORSE STANCE THINGS
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HELLO
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Uncle Iroh: You're looking at the rare white dragon bush. Its leaves make a tea so delicious it's *heartbreaking!* That, or it's the white jade bush, which is poisonous.
Prince Zuko: We need food, not tea. I'm going fishing.
[exits]
Uncle Iroh: Hmm... Delectable tea, or deadly poison?
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Uncle Iroh: Zuko, remember that plant that I thought might be tea?
Prince Zuko: You didn't.
Uncle Iroh: I did... and it wasn't.
[turns revealing his red, swollen face]
Prince Zuko: Yah!
Uncle Iroh: When the rash spreads to my throat I will stop breathing. But look what I found!
[holds up a branch of berries]
Uncle Iroh: These are pakui berries, known to cure the poison of the white jade plant. That, or makaola berries that cause blindness.
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Don't bring any attention to it or the magic is gone!
oops
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There are two ways of looking for a master,
One way is looking for a master because of really need one
Another way is you looking for a master because you feel like you need a master since everyone else has a master, or something, the second way is ego driven and not from necessity
You get quality masters only from the first one
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Tornado kick
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My spirit animal
in General Discussion
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Can you give a link to that test, I want to know mine
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For a very long time I had dreams about giant wolf dogs attacking me
It started when I had a nightmare about a crazy guy torturing me and my classmates in a weird wooden house that didn't have walls on one side
Instead of being scared into waking up, I somehow time traveled to the beginning of the dream
Dream was taking place at night and to avoid the house I went to a garden that was behind it
In the dark I saw some eyes running towards me and when they got me, I woke up
The description matched one of these nightmare dogs from folklore
For the longest time since then I had nightmares about these dogs, it stopped when in one dream I saw one of these dogs chained to a house, like a guard dog
I usually had some other kids who were also scared of the dog with me and they were talking about that dog there
For some reason I decided to come over and pet it, kids started freaking out
But I petted the dog anyway and then woke up just fine
Since then dogs were kinda helpful and I didn't have that many dreams
When they would show up again they would talk sometimes
One time there was a super scary dog who was bark-saying something
I subdued it and it turned into a person, and he said, "OK you win..."
Then with the nightmarish dog voice said "BUT WAKE UP, IT'S MORNING ALREADY"
Latest dog dream was about a super scary looking dog chasing some children
It had some puppies with it and when it saw me, it just looked at me
I wish I could draw better so I could just show how creepy and scary it was
It ignored me then and went along
And so after some time I solved the mystery, I think
When I was a baby my family used to spend a lot of time at my grandma's place
The setting for the first nightmare looked like my grandma's place but the house without a wall was different from grandma's, the garden was the same tho
And at that time... my grandma had a puppy... a little black puppy that liked to chase me...
I was told that I was so scared of it that I even climbed on the couch somehow
The puppy lived with my grandma for a long time but he's dead now
Being chased by dogs in the dreams was a learning experience... lol
It kinda changed how I dealt with conflicts since I petted that dog
For example, when I was in school around 6th grade we had permanent classes
Like, one group of kids would go to same classes together and so we had a separate room for us and teachers would come to our room to teach
Next to us was this insane group of children who some of my classmates hated
On a spring break, or something I forgot, school organized a vacation thing where who wanted to go on a vacation with their classmates had to pay some money and they would send a part of the school to Poland on vacation, yay
The most crazies went and from my class only one other girl went
I just befriended them on vacation and there was no fighting since none of my classmates were there
What sucked was, when I came back they went into an argument again and both sides wanted me to resolve it, I couldn't do anything
I just became friends with these guys, and on the side of my class were mostly girls
They had to think themselves who should stop throwing oranges first
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AND THAT'S MY NIGHTMARE DOG STORY!!!
eh, it's so good to just ramble