Biff

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  1. Female healers

    According to Master ChunYi Lin of spring Forrest Qi Gong... EVERYONE is born a healer. EVERYONE can learn to heal very quickly with just a short amount of practice. In my experience any ways... Women are the best/most powerful healers. I would tend to agree. If you listen to ChunYi Lins recent radio interview he talks about how we are all healers and the key is opening the heart and learning to love as love, is the most powerful force is in the universe! (at least within duality).
  2. Black Magic & Lunacy In Thailand

    The main woman in this is smoking hot. Yummy. It's fake for sure... But I would still poon that woman.
  3. Semen Retention & Modern Day Society

    I'm talking no sex no ejaculations. Your knob will def shrink unless you are doing Jiu Jiu Shen Gong or something like male deer etc. Well retention does not mean practicing Chia's shit. Some people whack off and suck the energy into the bones etc. That is asking for trouble unless you are doing proper practice and I still advise a teacher. Then there is true retention/celibacy. That will shrink your cock into a little maggot. It's mentioned in a few texts including Taoist Yoga: Alchemy & Immortality by Charles Luk. Speaking from experience I have done long periods of retention (back in the day). Two weeks is one cycle and should be enough for a young person to get quite a foundation. If you are doing shit right after 100 (or even before) there will be a change that you cannot revert back from. But it's not needed trust me. Retention is not needed unless you are fairly old. With prolonged practice the first thing you loose is the morning wood. Eventually the desire and then you will notice changes physically and emotionally. If you are not practicing right you will have serious issues. Really it's like the difference between a forced and spontaneous practice. You can have great results with forced energy practice but you can also have dire results and it really needs a teacher. With a spontaneous practice things happen more naturally and in there own time (depends on the persons mind state though). The problem is most people approach these things with the wrong mindset and no knowledge. I might add some more to this later but I don't have time right now.... I will say that my knob may not be that long.... but it's pop can thick.... and that's what counts most women hate it when you bang their cervix anyways... -dX3sOWE2xQ
  4. I've seen some Fa Jin, but this?

    Agree with Mouse also.. for shizzle.
  5. Semen Retention & Modern Day Society

    It's quite easy as were swimming in it. Not semen.. well some people might be but I meant Qi. The 'need' for retention depends on many things including age, type of practice, goal etc. Most people read about it in a thread and think they must do it. What a load of steaming shit. The correct and natural approach would be to have balance. That means don't do it to much and don't do it to little. Many Qi Gong masters even sate that too much joy/laughter is not good. Now there may be a time for retention practice but certainly not when learnt from a book or a forum post. If anyone has to ask the question in a forum then if things turn bad who will be guiding/supporting you? the anonymous people in the forum? Just and FYI. Serious retention practice will make your penis shrink back up inside you. It will also mess with your hormone levels and you become more feminine. Believe it or not, there are some transgender people that practice this to make themselves more female. There is also a possibility of developing gyno and you will probably turn into a fat bubble. After some time you many not even be able to see it any more over your belly and to others it will look like a midgets thumb poking through a bush. All that can be offset with the correct training but then what are you trying to achieve? if it's just cultivating Qi then there is no need at all unless you are grandpa Simpson. To answer the question of practicing retention in modern society.. of course it is possible. There are many sacrifices when walking a path that requires some level of dedication. Some sacrifices are necessary and some are not. It is a matter of self control and common sense. For example, do you go out and get pissed every night? I hope not. What would make it easier not to, would be to associate with like minded. If retention is serious to a person and they want to have a relashionship then perhaps finding a partner that understands might help. It's really not such a big deal. This topic has really been done so many times..... Look at it like fasting... short periods might be great but longer you could do some damage. In some cases and usually with guidance you might reach stage like bigu. But then it should happen naturally and is something that should not be forced or considered essential.
  6. Not to be the 100th guy.

    If you won't even listen to a woman then perhaps you should try men. Just carry on being negative then you will get your name with an e on the end.
  7. Not to be the 100th guy.

    Just about every post of yours in this thread is you admitting defeat. Negative feel sorry for me shit. If you want a girl go and get one. If she says no then there is always her sister. Women like someone who is self confident and you seem to be oozing the opposite. The best way to move forward is to grow some balls and step out of your comfort zone. If you don't you will always be sitting in your room wanking while some probably less deserving male is getting his meat smoked by a some drunk cheerleaders. If your goal is to hide the sausage and you have been having no luck then why not bag a few cougars? nothing wrong with a cougar and you might learn a thing or two. Who knows, she may even have a daughter After you have got your knob wet a few times you'll get a little more confidence and it won't be so foreign. Scott is right 100% about talking down to yourself. Don't do it. Watch you language and thought patterns. Change them. Be positive because you really do manifest your own shit. Learn to love yourself. By all means have a wank. Get a fleshlight and sick it between your mattress and bed-frame (and if you can't afford that you could always microwave a melon with a hole in it). When you have learned to love and accept yourself, gained some ejaculatory control and ploughed ever cougar in sight then move onto new turf. Shit try some BDSM. Remember you may not be the only one on the night that is nervous. If you pay her compliments you will probably get them back so a win win. Saying things like "ok I really need a good f@!k but your face isn't really up to par.. do you mind... wearing a bag?" just isn't on. Witch is right, you got loads of time on your side. If you sit on your ass though you will be 75 and wanking over school girls before you know it. Step out of the comfort zone, it won't kill you.
  8. Heart orgasm

    OMG I'm in love. Me and my wife would totally hit that. Then me an her would give my wife a seeing too. I'll clean the front and she can clean the back (we'd meet in the middle of course and make oral exchanges). Then they could both pretty much own me. A good drilling for them both and perhaps a triangle of love before some intimacy and energy exchange. To be surrounded by goddesses is quite humbling. Even my foul ego gets bitch slapped around that much shakti. Then a nice cup of tea. Drew can stay in his bedroom in full lotus until his mom calls him down for dinner. I would stay away from that stuff myself as it totally unnecessary. I am however quite interested to hear your results as there have been some interesting studies like this one; http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=ca...Lg-QOW3eB6huCSQ
  9. Spiritual jobs?

    A fluffer is probably not bad pay. But It's mostly a women in that profession isn't it?
  10. Reverse MCO and Little Orbit

    Great stuff. TCM actually shows both and there is nothing wrong with running the orbits either way. Flows both ways anyway. Actually, most men that try running the yin orbit find easier then the yang and the reverse for ladies.
  11. What is the point

    Yes please. The language of all nature or understanding the signs in nature I think. From the Shamans of the Amazon right? Those guys are something else. Just how did they know what plants to combine and use for all there different purposes? they communicated with them! I know nothing about it really, would love to know more.
  12. Chi in Nature / Mak Tin Si

    You have a pure heart and dedication. Your a good man.
  13. What is so "special" about full lotus?

    Christ almighty that gif is even better then your avatar. I could sit in full lotus for 10 hours If I had that swinging in my face all day. FYI Pak John does not reply on FL. It is taught and yeas you will progress quicker but you can do the training without it and get the same results. FL is powerful for sure. But once you are open you don't 'need' it. If fact you don't need it at all. That is Biff's beef here... you do not NEED it. You can achieve everything without ever sitting in it. I just want to eat and drink that. My god. I'll have the clam chowder and I also eat that chocolate donut. You can open the Kua with simple stretching with no pain at all. Also the leg channels can easily be opened with stretching and tapping.
  14. Why do masters keep secrets?

    Marketing. Control.
  15. Chi in Nature / Mak Tin Si

    Yoda is a nice guy and definitely the authority on Mak Tin Si around here it seems. From what I understand, to progress you need serious $$. You could drop $1000 just to get basic stuff. There seems to be some kind of festival or event on a regular basis that requires a 'donation' of some sort. From everything I have read, Mak Tin Si seems to think everything but his lineage and method is evil. There is no Qi Gong type training and it's all spiritual/based on entities (deities same thing). You would learn mantras and live by certain restrictions such as not eating beef. That part is common to right hand Taoism. The higher your morals (according to their standards) then more 'FAAT' you receive. FAAT is really linage/universal energy. That is how they are able to control and put conditions on it. It works exactly the same way as Tenaga Dalam\Batin etc. A beginner might learn a mantra or poem. Then they might set up an altar. Setting up an altar provides connection to the lineage and you might also invite spirits/entities or 'deities' to the altar. Of they might say that what you are inviting is the real deity... that is were faith comes in I guess. So offerings are made daily and sometimes opening an altar can be a big deal and serious $$. There is a cheaper option for learning this stuff then Mak Tin Si at Taoist Secret (.com I think). You can learn about FU/Talisman and Taoist magick. Wilson is a nice guy. Try Mak Tin Si out of your rich. One interesting thing though.... you might spend $3000 on a broomstick from Mak and it it does not work then it's because of your bad karma. Better buy some more FU to help with that. I went to the site to have a look at his pic but it seems you have to sign up to see the site now. One thing I would love to know if how much it costs Yoda to get to his level, what the benefits are, and what he has had to give up. I would not trust anyone else's experiences and Yoda is a long time TB. Ever hear of Taoist Yoga? Taoist Yoga: Alchemy & Immortality by Charles Luk. Nice book.
  16. Heart orgasm

    What Shakti device was that? sounds interesting.
  17. Heart orgasm

    Just came (no pun intended) across this vid... the lady seems a little whacked but then is that the kettle calling the pot black? So she claims this is an exercise for men to connect their genitals to their heart center.... uMdOZslqyUI Is that what you do while in full lotus then Drew? You say you shoot stuff out of your eye? well I'm not at all surprised.
  18. Heart orgasm

    Not really a heart orgasm but hey.... LTpEEIWGIOU I got this DVD for my lady a while back now as she digs the ladies too. Not really an instructional, more of a bunch of women yakking about yoni and dancing about like hippies. As I remember is does go over the emotional release and healing of gSpotting.
  19. Heart orgasm

    Perhaps there is no good and bad... there just is.. eye of the beholder and all that.
  20. Heart orgasm

    Nice, I was waiting for someone to say that. That is the key really to transmute it. Saying that there is no harm in giving :-) It all depends what a person wants.
  21. Heart orgasm

    You could say the same about standing in horse stance but it's not a requirement. All it might verify is that the person is a master at standing in horse stance. And then there is the definition of 'master'. Master of what?
  22. Heart orgasm

    That's bullshit.
  23. Heart orgasm

    Now there is truth.
  24. Heart orgasm

    A man does not have to stick stuff up his ass to have a heart orgasm. Opening the heart chakra helps :-) in fact it's something quite amazing to do so and some have said that is the holy grail itself. The heat voice is the 'still small voice within' or the inner guru. The MCO runs both ways and is show to do so in TCM. Just not in most written alchemical texts on energy work. The orbit coming up the front is the Yin orbit and up the back is Yang. I have actually been the recipient of what you are describing from a tantrika. We circled our orbits up and out the heart... holy shit it was great. Not just the 'orgasms' but the continuous orgasm everywhere! I can do this on my own and in fact where ever I send the surge to will generate and orgasm. I have never tried Drews full lotus as it's not in my method but perhaps I should. Definitely not 'required' though to transmute or share. I can and have shot energy from the 3rd eye and had the same feedback he describes. Never do lotus. On the MCO, just wanted to mention that some great teachers have shown me many variations. You can go from tailbone straight to DT. If we limit 'What is right' to Taoism then we are limited. It's great to follow the heart. The heart is actually the bridge between heaven and earth. I love your posts. Funny enough I'm actually sitting here with your book in hand. I do actually have an Aneros but so far have only used it once. I got the top of the line one (can't remember the name) and when it arrive I got a shock as it was kinda big. Nevertheless I stuck it in my manbox and lay in bed. I should have waited to do this as I was tired and fell asleep. It was up there for hours! and my ass did not feel the same for at least a week. I'll try again at some point but I can have prostate orgasms already so I'm not in a rush.
  25. Retention and Neediness

    I can still do great even with every day pounding. But then I spend minimum 3 hours practice daily. If you know how to breath you can practice 24/7. We don't do it every day though I guess. Sometimes I just please her and practice some self control cuz I like it. She loves some good oral and when I'm massaging her clit and painting her ass crack with my tongue she wakes up the neighbours. Even though she loves that she tells me nothing beats penetration. I'm ok with that and I won't deny her of a good pummeling if she needs it. I never bother wanking to porn Jesus what a waste of time when I can just stick it in a fleshburger. As vulgar as I might sound, it's the intention I think that makes a difference as well as 'connection' basically already explained by FET. When I'm pumping like a jackhammer I'm not just thinking about putting cream on the the pie. I'm fully focused on GIVING and sharing. I want to share my energy and she wants to share hers. Not just the friction and fluids either but her friends too (just kidding). Orgasms are not just in my soldier any more though it's a whole body wild ride one after the other sometimes. After a session I feel like superman and my wood is like a freaking iron bar. I could break a stack of bricks with that shit. I will say that I do feel a loss of energy when she sucks the pole if she goes till I pop. Especially if she sticks her pinky up my ass. I think that may be because I'm not focusing on sharing and pleasuring back. Who knows... I don't horde but I don't regularly allow millions of potential babies to get burned up in her stomach acid to often though. One thing of note... most people who are retention crazy have nothing but problems and develop nothing but an attitude of hording. There is more then enough energy everywhere! focus on the basics first. Unless you know how to transmute or are in dedicated daily practice then forget it. The only type of loss I would say needs to be stopped is just aimlessly wanking into the sink or making all your socks and t shirts crusty. The best advice here can be summed up.. 1) Get a teacher 2) Don't do this shit from a book 3) Chia is a wank stain and lots of people have been fucked up by his shit. I got to go.