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  1. Mak_Tin_Si

    It's useless. A lot of people allready had told him the same thing for a few weeks now and nothing happened. Seems like Mak_Tin_Si belongs to a taoist branch where they totally lack modesty and common sense and their only goal is to spread their dogma even if that means dissrespecting everybody else who has a different point of view. He has been offered / suggested many times to post in a separate thread and to keep things simple - like you would think a taoist representative would normally do, but I guess that is not the case I am starting to think that there's no difference between taoists and Jehovah's witnesses with the exception of their fancy little hats that stores incredible amounts of energy.
  2. Abstaining from masturbation

    Sorry mate, but your joke was totally uncalled-for...
  3. You are great!

    Sir ! You Are Amazing!
  4. Things a Taoist do not eat

    cricketty!!! --- u with your animated gif almost made me ruin my laptop's screen. I was tired and didn't even think that it's a drawing and was conviced that some evil little bug got under the surface of the LCD screen so I kept poking my screen like a dumbass trying to get out the poor out. When my wife realised what was going on she almost wet her pants of laughter......
  5. My Meeting with Mak Tin Si

    Thank you for the effort of keeping your review as unbiased and as objective as possible. I agree he does seem to have a problem with unnecessary talking ....
  6. Santi, I do the excercise that you gave me everyday and I like a lot . I can also say that I have improved my ability to focus 'cause in the beginning the mind is running wild - now It's a little bit more simple and clear. I also know that Chi is not bull, but people who can harness it are very few in the world because it takes a certain knowledge and a lot of effort. It seems like a general psychological issue here - a lot of people are afraid to accept that they don't have any abilities. Maybe it takes balls to do it, I don't know... Maybe we should organise smth like AAA meetings for people that are addicted to their own false self- image . And then we meet a few times a week and we repeat to ourselves smth like: "My name is Joe Blow and I am addicted to my own retarded self-image, also I am not special at all!!!"
  7. He is HIGH on smth that's for sure. It's the same BS with all these masters just like yellow bamboo people and the Kunluners etc and all these taichi/aikido guys let themselves get sucked into this psychological trick. They get used to the master's "Ability/Charisma" which all looks exactly the same, smells the same etc. All these abilities they are shown on his own people only - never on outsiders I wanna see him make a stranger fly like that or a cow or smth. I bet you he cannot even make a feather move without touching it - and he is claiming that he can make people move !!! Go ahead and spent your money on this crap. It usually takes a few years for some people to realise that they wasted their time.
  8. verdesi turtle video

    Hey Seth - r u also Seth on http://ariom.ru/ - forum by any chance ?
  9. Martials Arts videos

    WOW The prison video - best illustration of human nature - these are our brothers and sisters. And keep in mind they are not only in prison. They are everywhere! Hell on earth !
  10. Funny Youtube clips!

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  11. Tuesday Lobsang Rampa

    Yep. If you want to understand Lobsang Rampa's trip you oughta read his books together with Mme. Blavatsky's Secret Doctrine - a multivolume work - and you will understand where all his ideas come from. Mme. Blavatsky is considered " "one of most accomplished, ingenious, and interesting impostors in history." However both Blavatsky and Lobsang Rampa created incredibly elaborate works so "we should not assume that just because Mr. Hoskin was a fraud that he did not sometimes have good advice. After all, even a broken clock is correct twice a day." Personally, although I I salute their ability to make money by publishing pure horseshit for ignorants - from a pathological point of view I would place both of them on the thin border line between imagination and schizophrenia - Unfortunately there are millions of people who prefer the pseudo or fake spirituality. here's Lobsang before and after " the soul of a tibetan lama transmigrated into his body" - a theory which in itself is highly in contradiction with buddhist teachings. And Blavatsky Keep it real guys - be present - learn to distinguish between imagination and reality with every breath that you take. Skepticism is an excelent tool if not taken to the extremes.
  12. Kimbo Slice down

    Kimbo lost !
  13. AA

    Or even better you must decapitate her at once and drive a wooden stake through her heart, but first find out if she has any relatives!!! God Bless
  14. KAP London Workshop

    What kind of tea u got ?
  15. verdesi turtle video

    You know santi, I was actually thinking while I was watching that your method is the closest to what he is describing. Also he referes a lot to the concept of "element" like in bagua - and he says that this is the control over the fire element.
  16. verdesi turtle video

    There's the rest of the translation after watching the rest of the video. It's a very casual conversation a lot of words used so I got really bored after a while but here it is. And I am quite sure that he is for real and there's no "laser or infrared" involved. Also I've said this before and I will say it again although I am very prejudice of the russian comunists I cannot deny that russians have a lot of good stuff when it comes to esoteric knowledge and it's quite powerfull, also without the usual extra layer of bs that the chinese/indian methods have, but rather very practical. They have a lot of asian culture within their own country - so they don't even have to go far to find these old methods. The guy in the video doesn't say that he is practicing systema - at least not in this video - but he does say several times that he is and martial art practitioner. He also uses the concept " astral side of karate" - > frankly this is the first time I've heard anybody use these words - but anyway..... I translated the following without trying to put it in a correct gramatical or literary form (first person, third person all combined) so excuse my french ladies and gentlemen...... ============================================================ .....Quite often he gets tired already and cannot finish the whole experiment. He also stops the length of the energy wave to the desired distance. Also the The finger is more intense then the whole opened hand or the fist. Also when he places the cups behind a door he is just trying to show that he can go through and object and influence the object on the other side of the door. The same he could do with an object that is place behind a person. "This is not my power at all." He has a mental image also that he keeps and as long as he keeps it together with the sound and the hand positions Also this is a self defense technique and is the lowest level of the energy control. His feeling of the human body when in concentration is totally energetic. Also certain foods open certain channels and prepare the person. For 6 months its a very rough diet and practice and he teaches it. After 6 months usually you could retake your normal diet. However he explains and insists on the importance of the vegeterian diet. He also praises and recognises qigong. Also he is talking about certain techniques which work only on a real attacker. If the person is not attacking then those techniques cannot be used for anything else. He says - that it belongs to a method called golden dragon - but he insists it's not qigong as it's not thought - action - but rather a spirit that helps you. He also used a Somehow the spirit is activated by the mantra. He tried it without the mantra but the effect is very weak almost insignificant. It's a family style. There was a master that tought him because he saved the master's son's life. The entire initiation lasted only 4 days. There are very specific instructions that were explained very thoroughly and intesely You have to understand the mantra - which is very specific. Also for different people - specific diferences. There's also some visualization involved - and a energy ball is created and goes through the body. But they are not touching their heart and the sexual organs as there could be some complications Training is everyday - but nothing too intense but rather to keep practice. Also while rotating his eyes look straight but don't lay on any object and that movement opens certains chakra. He makes a certain number of rotations per day. There are a few steps. First level is the belly. Second belly is the third eye..... First feeling - would be like a ball of air in your muscles that starts mooving. The size of a ping-pong ball. As soon as you start feeling then you are ready to use it. The master can create that ball a lot faster. A beginner has to use the mantra every time he needs to use the energy. A master can say the mantra once and then the energy - stays for a lot longer - could be hours. Mantra is a specific sound for a specific spirit. The spirit is somewhere around but with the mantra it enters the body and he can use it. He also calls it the "fire spirit". Also one of his buddies - has students and all the students can burn paper on their own hands without getting burned at all. However he cannot do that technique - he just doesn't understand it yet. He also has some funny stories - It's just too much translation to do ......... and I gotta go to bed !!! bye bye ==============================================================
  17. Tummo?

    There's sum tummo for ya.... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2105952/long...ce_breath_held/
  18. verdesi turtle video

    This is a rough translation I was typing while watching the video and didn't even finish the whole video - gotta run to work but hopefully it helps.... ===================================== The title of the video is "The Fire Mantra" he is asking to remove the metal from the hands including watches with metal components I will show only the most harmless things He says that there's actually an energy ball that he is transfering from himself to another person and the effect is different then when just using his finger which has a very sharp feeling kinda like poking with a needle. He also says that because before the video he already showed his abilities to many people he is tired so he needs about 30 min to fully recover and when he melts down the cup he says that he is extremely tired and he needs to take a 5 min break. He also asks the people in the crowd if anybody has the ability to see the energy. And somebody says that he could see something comming in at the level of his head. He doesn't do demostrations to more the 4 people at a time. After melting the cup the second experiment from the distance he is saying that although he is getting very tired - it's not his own energy ("clearly indicating - that some spiritual energy is involved") People estimate that the distance between him and the cups is about 8 meters. He also says that he doesn't care if you bring him your own cups or things - he could still influence them. Another thing is that he can act in different ways also can control where.
  19. verdesi turtle video

    I don't have time to check it now, but this should be a link to one of Verdessi's videos http://wumingdao.ru/upload/File/XingShenZh...d%20Verdesy.avi
  20. A Gathering of Immortals

    I would say that the first thing would be to establish a sort of committee - a group of people that are going to do it for sure and make the decisions. Once you have that you can come up with ideas and people can debate - vote for them etc.
  21. A Warning

    Not usually as our aim is to take ALL your money, only then you will be truly free of your ALL your identifications, but in your case since you are a true Taobum! I suppose we could work something out.
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