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  1. vegan & being full.

    Oh, here I replied in the other thread assuming you were a hardcore vegan! Oh well. Maybe hardcore vegans can benefit. If you aren't, by all means take regular fish oil--it's much cheaper!
  2. Witch's "Orgasmic Diet"

    The less I know about the erections of a seventeen-year-old guy, the better! A general "improved" or "not improved" would be the sort of feedback I'd like to hear. Have pity on a very horny old goat lady. That said, I assume you are steadfast about the vegan thing. Because of course if you are willing to wiggle on fish and eggs, you can eat seafood and free-range eggs (high in EPA and DHA) and be ahead of most meat-eaters. But for a strict vegan diet it is possible. Expensive and difficult, but possible. Assuming you weigh about 180 (and check with your doctor and see the medical disclaimers in my thread in the introduction section about drug interactions, etc.) you should aim for at least 2000 mg of DHA per day. I'm not really sure about dosage for vegans, I haven't gotten enough feedback to know for sure. You might need to go up to 3000 mg of DHA. That will be pretty expensive with the Omega-Zen stuff. Make sure and get protein at every meal. I guess you are stuck with beans. Actually I just found out there are a type of beans that raise dopamine--fava beans, also known as broadbeans. Cook them with the pod. Get young beans and cook them with plenty of oil Don't be on a lowfat diet. Eat high fat I suppose butter and cheese are out of the question? Be careful with oils. Do not eat corn oil or soybean oil or any polyunsaturated vegetable oil. Olive oil, coconut oil, nuts, canola oil, peanut oil, don't skimp! Eat lots of these good oils! Don't eat any transfats. And of course other beans are fine--lentils, kidney beans, chickpeas, etc. Try to get most of your carbs from beans and fruits and vegetables rather than wheat or rice. Avoid caffeine, take a good multivitamin, and take the RDA of calcium/magnesium/zinc. Drink orange juice. That should prime the pump!
  3. Witch's "Orgasmic Diet"

    The Internet won't crash if couples take fish oil together. Men on the diet are delicate flowers compared to women on the diet. Trust me on that one. I used to smoke and would periodically get cravings. They have stopped since I've been on the diet, although I do sometimes get cravings for starchy foods or caffeine to bring up my serotonin and balance the dopamine. And of course sometimes I take them deliberately. Or you could just jerk off more. Or whatever it is taoists do!
  4. Witch's "Orgasmic Diet"

    Probably the ultimate celibacy food is the doughnut, at least the fast food kind fried in transfats. Although they will also ruin your health!
  5. Anyone tried Colonblow?

    I would agree that your diet is the ultimate healthy diet (except for the coffee part). Particularly if your meat is free-range--if not just add some good quality fish oil and you'd be just fine. I don't have the discipline or the shopping time to eat like you, but if I were very wealthy I'd hire someone to cook for me like that! Yoda--keep taking high-dose fish oil and you certainly aren't going to need a colonic to keep you regular!
  6. How to Pick Up Girls

    Thank you! I wasn't expressing myself very well. That's what I was trying to say.
  7. How to Pick Up Girls

    Hookers cost less than dinner for two with drinks at a nice restaurant and a movie. At least here in Boston. Don't get me wrong, one-night stands are fun. They're just trivial, in my opinion. For a woman to have the free testosterone of an even an elderly man is VERY unusual, and because of the differences in male and female physiology leads to a woman having extremely high libido. During individual sexual encounters I can have hundreds of orgasms, and often I go less than five hours between having orgasms when I am awake (I have a dildo in my desk drawer at work that I sneak into the bathroom).
  8. Witch's "Orgasmic Diet"

    Both of those articles are erroneous and misleading. The first, for example, equating the benefit of eating EPA and DHA with only avoidance of heart disease and then saying that vegans have good cholesterol levels. EPA and DHA are important for more than just that. The conversion ratio for ALA to EPA and DHA is known, and it's quite high, like 60 to 1. Comparing omega-3 fatty acid concentrations in vegetarian sources and fish oil is also odd, as vegetarian sources are ALA. What I recommend is taking a helluva lot of algae DHA supplements if one is vegetarian (along with a good multivitamin).
  9. Yes, I posted my diet on the Aneros board some years back. Glad it's getting to be common knowledge! As for the G-spot, uterus thing, I believe you might be wrong about that. I've read lots of accounts of men having prostate orgasms, what it feels like, and it sounds exactly like the sort of orgasms I have from flexing my PC muscles. Not a cul de sac orgasm, if that's what you mean by uterine orgasm. Or do you mean uterine orgasm to denote the deep uterine contractions like when a woman breastfeeds? I don't consider those particularly sexual, wouldn't call them orgasms. On the other hand, I don't have a prostate, so what do I know?
  10. Witch's "Orgasmic Diet"

    You understand me. The body does need some omega-6, of course, so I don't see too much harm in eating regular meat (although I do shop at Whole Foods). It sounds like agharta is truly eating a healthy caveman diet, but in this day and age most people would find his approach extremely difficult, expensive and unpalatable. Mine is the lazy woman's approach. Mantis, flax seed oil is ALA, so while you need some, it is not the same as EPA and DHA that are in fish oil. And yes there are algae DHA supplements, but I've never come across a vegetarian who was taking enough of them for his body weight, not even close. Usually just a tiny fraction of what is necessary. DHA is the body's currency. A pregnant woman is stripped of it, and breastmilk and semen are full of it. Our bodies consider it extremely important.
  11. How to Pick Up Girls

    My physiology changed first, and then my religion. When you have so many orgasms a day and start having chakra orgasms, it changes you. I am trying very hard to get the word out to women, and yes I do meet with incredible hostility from women, particularly older women. I have been called a slut, a quack, a shyster, a freak, a sex addict and a crazy person. That's how I'm making a public ass out of myself. For example, http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_an...icle1747426.ece I should clarify I have the free testosterone of a very elderly man, and also my total testosterone is perfectly normal, middle of the normal range.
  12. How to Pick Up Girls

    You make a lot of assumptions and talk a lot. My diet gives a woman the free testosterone of a man, I have the free testosterone of a man. My libido is much higher than yours, because when a woman has that much testosterone there is not the release that there is with a man. I went for years married to a husband who denied me sex. With my libido, he denied me sex. And I was faithful. So I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. And that is why I am making such an ass of myself publicly, so men don't have to suffer they way they have anymore. However, the sort of low sex you are talking about is trivial, because most places it's very easily gotten even by men. Hookers don't cost all that much.
  13. OH! So then I simply have good instincts, preferring sixth chakra orgasms over crown chakra orgasms?
  14. I don't want to spam your board with my thing, but I've found that some men are more easily able to have prostate orgasms going on my diet. Although I asked over at the Aneros forum and the men who tried it over there didn't see much of a change. You might want to try it yourself or have people you know try it, see if it helps. If it does, feel free to use it--just mention my book in passing.
  15. Sexual Energy

    I don't buy it. I have no doubt women can orgasm from throating. I certainly can. But it's like having an orgasm with nipple stimulation alone. I wouldn't call that a heart chakra orgasm! It's just a regular orgasm triggered by stimulation in an odd place. Maybe I'm wrong though.
  16. Sexual Energy

    I was hoping someone else would answer this. I've never had any masters, so I am quite ignorant outside of what I have experienced personally and from what I've heard other people experience. Of course I have base chakra orgasms all the time; that's how I build up my energy. I have never had a third or fifth chakra orgasm, in fact even storing the energy there doesn't feel sexual. Which comes in handy! Sometimes if having a high libido is inconvenient I will more the energy to my third chakra. I should probably do that more, I'm just not really interested in that chakra. I believe moving energy to that chakra is a very strong focus of most martial arts training--it gives real world physical power.
  17. Knowing ignorance is strength

    I'm so tired of typing out the same stuff! Which would be medical warnings about drug interactions, etc. and dosing information. So see this thread: http://www.thetaobums.com/index.php?showtopic=2552&st=20 Do not take cod liver oil in high doses. At the dosages of EPA and DHA I recommend you would be getting too much Vitamin A and D. At the dosages I recommend you should see a marked improvement within several weeks, at least from my experience with other people with arthritis who started up on my diet.
  18. How to Pick Up Girls

    My two cents? In a way I think women reach enlightenment through a process of endarkenment, sort of upside-down what men do. And I think for that a woman needs to be physically awakened, with a lot of sexual stimulation and high libido. I am sure this will be a very unpopular opinion on this board, but that's what I think might be true. I'll tell you, menopause isn't all that far off for me either--if I can afford it I'm going with cycled bioidentical hormone treatment. Suzanne Somers has written a couple good books on it for more info.
  19. Knowing ignorance is strength

    I sure do know how to fix low sexual energy! I think I have already posted my entire diet online here someplace. Here are studies on using fish oil in treating arthritis http://www.oilofpisces.com/rheumatoidarthritis.html wait but that's rheumatoid arthritis. I don't know about your kind. Here's one study: http://www.informaworld.com/smpp/content~c...ll~jumptype=rss
  20. How to Pick Up Girls

    Younger women are like me! It takes younger women a little longer, a little more practice to develop vaginal orgasm ability, but my diet is purely physiological. Women's bodies respond, no matter the age. I also have women in their seventies on it. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?c...pt=AbstractPlus From the British Journal of Addiction: "Essentially, addiction designates a process whereby a behavior, that can function both to produce pleasure and to provide escape from internal discomfort, is employed in a pattern characterized by (1) recurrent failure to control the behaviour (powerlessness) and (2) continuation of the behaviour despite significant negative consequences (unmanageability)." I am neither powerless to stop it, unless you consider drinking a cup of tea out of the ordinary, nor does it cause any negative consequences, quite the opposite. Posting on messageboards, on the other hand...
  21. How to Pick Up Girls

    I am quite certain that it is your eating habits and avoidance of hormonal birth control that have allowed your body to reach the full range of its natural sexual abilities. I also do not have PMS or period pain. And both my labors were so unusually pain-free that the doctors didn't believe I was in labor. The second birth they had me get on a scale, pee in a cup, etc. while the baby was crowning. I also love being this way and feel it is very natural and work hard to stay this way. Also it seems to make men so happy just knowing that women like me exist; I am working so very hard to tell women about this so they can try it if they like. I stopped with the myspace page both because of my book, not wanting to sound too freaky to newbies, and also because of some of the negative feedback I was receiving.
  22. How to Pick Up Girls

    Fortunately what it means to you has very little to do with the actual definition! I understand your confusion as to goals and whatnot. I'm not a taoist, I'm a witch. Much of what you posted sounds completely silly to me. I'm quite insulted that you think I've been forced by circumstances to be celibate. I am female, it is a very simple thing for me to have any number of sex partners, at any time. It is not a religious choice, but a choice to avoid hurting men. I have found that men have trouble having casual sex with me, perhaps because I am so unusual, so I had been waiting to find a man who was a good fit, who I would be interested in having a relationship with. That was the sort of celibacy I had been practicing. On healthy days I deliberately steer my thoughts to sex, at appropriate times during the day, like during my commute or after the children are asleep. Occasionally when I don't want to be troubled with thoughts of sex I drink some tea and it immediately disrupts the delicate neurotransmitter balance I deliberately cultivate and my high libido drops to "normal." A similar effect can be produced by eating a meal consisting only of starch, like a bowl of rice or spaghetti. Both raise serotonin in the brain. I have also experimented with myself by taking 5-htp and it will absolutely kill my libido rather than simply dropping it down to normal American female levels. As for your peculiar definition of addiction, I'm not sure what you mean. I am spontaneously orgasmic, so if I am fantasizing and get really aroused, my body has an orgasm on its own. It doesn't interfere with my life in any way. I am deliberately trying to be this way, I do everything I can to increase my libido. Just because men ask me to have sex doesn't mean I have sex with them. The last thing on earth I want to be is dispassionate. The funny thing, though, is that with the amount of sexual energy I have and the number of orgasms, I easily have heart chakra orgasms, I am having the occasional sixth chakra orgasm, and I even had a crown chakra orgasm. The latter seems to be the goal of many taoists, so here I am to learn more about that.
  23. How to Pick Up Girls

    You may naturally have high dopamine, moderate serotonin and healthy hormone levels. In the U.S. it's more rare because the way we raise our beef and poultry changes the fatty acids from omega-3's to omega-6's so it's unusual to find a woman here who can do this. I also had relatively painless labors, which is also unusual in the U.S. but common in other countries. If you eat free-range meat and/or a lot of seafood, you can get sufficient omega-3 fatty acids from food. I don't tell women to do that because here free-range meat is very expensive and eating too much seafood is dangerous because of the mercury (which is filtered out of the fish oil). If you avoid sugars, starches, junk food and are not on hormonal birth control, your SHBG is probably pretty low. And of course some people are genetically lucky. American women, less than half are even able to have a vaginal orgasm at all and I am considered a freak, or as mentioned above, a sex addict. When really I am just telling women to return to the diet we evolved eating (except for the chocolate of course! ) and I believe the way I am is a woman's natural state.
  24. How to Pick Up Girls

    You are quite mistaken. I am certainly not a sex addict! I have very high sexual abilities, so I can have a vaginal orgasm in a matter of seconds, five thrusts or less from a penis or dildo. I spend about fifteen minutes a day most days masturbating, and have additional orgasms while driving, from the stimulation of the car. I'd say I spend less time than most women masturbating (who have a decent drive). This isn't "true confessions" for me, I am having to go public about my unusual sexual abilities in the process of promoting my book. And I am not unique--other women who have gone on my diet have gained these same abilities, like one woman who said she went to the gym and had an orgasm on every ab crunch while watching the scenery. And I'm hardly a swinger! I don't have anything against it, and I've certainly done it, but I've also had long recent stretches of celibacy. I'm a 41-year-old suburban divorced mother of two who works as a programmer, I am not leading a bohemian lifestyle. But I forgot to answer your question. Yes, I often go a day without sexual thoughts. If I am coming down with a cold, or for the two days after I ovulate my libido drops considerably, my spontaneous orgasm ability goes away and I don't masturbate. It's hard for me not to have sexual thoughts, technically, because I give people sex advice every day so I think about sex, but on those days I don't think about sex erotically.
  25. How to Pick Up Girls

    New research into why young women have sex: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070801/ap_on_...mkEidDTUKkE1vAI