RON JEREMY

YA EVIL SEED O SATTAN, YA MAGOT INFESTED TAMPON O BABALON, YA EMBODIMENT O PRECCAMBRIAN FURNICCATIONS, YA TALMUDDICAL RESIDUE O INFECTIOUS CIRCUMCISIONS, YA CONCOTION O WITCHES SABBATH, YA TRAMP O BALZEBBUUB,

WHY ARE YA EX-CLUDDIN ME FROM DA POLL???

Ok, excluding RJ..the self proclaimed mastah of Taoist bonk toking and big draws...how many of the TB's smoke weed?

 

I started smoking week as a troubled teeneager..I think I was like 13,14 the first time. It was an amazing and frightning experience. I felt that I was awake in a dream but that life itself was the dream. I kept saying over and over "It's all a dream...it's all a dream."

 

So it was kind of tough to go back to whatever I thought was cool in middle school or high school after that.

 

I would say I basically wasted my high school years on weed and playing video games. I sort of got my act together but then became a near daily pot smoker when I started college.

 

the funny thing I got into meditation, qigong etc. along the way but I still had these weed smoking friends who came around.

 

The last time I smoked was a little over 2 years ago. It was some really good shit. I went outside and looked up at the stars and they were all flying around. In Az you go out and night and you can just see everything.

 

I remember looking at the sky thinking how all the stars are no longer statinary..they can now fly..and maybe the earth is going tos tart flying around to another part of the universe all of a sudden..gravity is no more!

 

So that was it..I know prefer to deal in reality.

 

But maybe some of you have a different opnion of the stuff? I have written posts on the HT board over the years about my experiences wth different drugs. I would say mushrooms(Pscylocibin) would be the one I would deem most spiritual. It was really out of body for me.

 

but I wouldn't ever recommend weed/shrooms to anyone for any genuine spiritual insight. It's insanely fun/dangerous entertainment at best.

 

So what's the general opnion..more or less a waste of time? Fun on occasion..

 

I am not talking about health here. Health wise it's all crap .I mean in terms of life in general..your outlook and shit..

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The energy rush from cold immersions is from an adrenaline release. It is very rough on the adrenals. Some sick people in Russia have tried using it to heal themselves and ended up dead (they used them often). One mother tried cold immersions to help her sick baby and killed her.

 

Most people have poor adrenals to begin with from chronic stress and stimulants like coffee. Using cold immersions once in awhile won’t kill you but the refreshing feeling generated by it is a false sense of well being. The colder the water the greater the adrenal response so if you want to use a cool immersion once in a while I don’t see the harm in that. If you feel drained in the morning and need caffeine to get going, cold immersions are doing you any favors.

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I PARTLY DIS-AGGREE WITH YA ON THIS MITCH. AS I SAID YA GOTTA GO GRADUAL BECCAUSE DONE IN EXTREME WAYS CAN BE DANGERROUS, BUT I DONT THINK IT BE JUST A METER O ADDRENNALIN RUSH, IN FACT, I GAINED LONG TERM BENNIFITS FROM THAT PRACTICE IN TERMS ALSO O BIGGER FULLER HUEVOS N RELSSILIENCE TO COLD TEMPERRATURES.

YA GOTTA TRY IT TO BELLEIVE, REMMEMBER TRY DA HALF-BODY COLD BATH FOR A FEW DAYS OR WEEKS N THEN TELL ME HOW YA FEEL. I THINK ONE O DA EFECTS OCCUR BECCAUSE DA BLOOD RUSH BACK N FORTH WITH A FLUSHIN EFECT ON DA ORGANS, LIKE A MASAGE.

SO I DONT THINK IT BE JUST AN ADDRENNALIN RUSH. REMMEMBER ALSO THAT DA HUEVOS INCREASE SPERM PRODDUCTION WITH LOWER TEMPRATURES, YER HUEVOS WILL BE HAPY IN DA ICE COLD WATER FOR A FEW MINNUTES, BEFFORE SLAPIN A PINK PEACH.

RJ

A FEW QUOTTES FOR DA CONNISSOIRS:

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work, and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth

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- An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the fools in his life.

Ernest Hemingway

- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Paul Hornung

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

H.L. Mencken

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

George Bernard Shaw

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.

W.C. Fields

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Beer: helping white guys dance, since 1632.

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support group. Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

.as if you needed to rationalize beer-drinking!

Hey Ron or anyone else,

 

Just wondering if you ever heard of beer allergies? I noticed that when I drink bud or miller my nose gets all stuff up.  When I drink guinness or pale ale it doesn't.  It is pretty bothersome and uncomfortable. 

 

Matt

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LOOK BUDWEISER BE POISONOUS, DONT DRINK IT.

GEMRAN BEERS BE MUCH BETER, TRY WARSTEINER THAT BE ONE O DA BEST, OR GO PILSNER URQUELL FROM DA CZEK REPUBLIC. BELLIEVE ME ON THIS.

RJ

Cool practice!  Why below the heart?

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DA MOST BENNIFITS ARRISE WHEN YA COOL WHAT BE SUPOSED TO BE COOL. DA HEART BE *NOT* SUPOSED TO BE COLD, NOR DA HEAD BE SUPOSED TO BE COLD.

BUT DA HUEVOS, LIVVER, ETC, THEY MOST BENNIFIT FROM ICE-COLD WATTER.

SEE WHAT HAPENS WHEN YA TAKE A COLD BATH BE A REACTION EFECT WHERREBY DA BLOOD FIRST RUN AWWAY FROM DA AREA N THEN DA BLOOD RUSH BACK TO DA ARREA, WHICH BE MOST BENNIFICIAL FOR LIVVER N HUEVOS, HOW-EVVER, YA DONT WANT DA BLOOD TO RUSH OUTTA DA HEART NOR OUTTA DA HEAD, BELLEIVE ME ON THIS.

OF COURSE IF YA WANNA CUM-DITION YERSELF FOR FUKL IMERSION DO IT BUT DO IT GRADUALY OR YA MAY RISK BIG TIME.

NOW I DONT ASK YA TO BELLEIVE ME BLIND-LY: FIND OUT FOR YERSELF, TAKE AN

ICE-COLD BATH N TAKE IT FULY IMERSED UP TO YER NOSE N SEE HOW YA FEEL, THEN TAKE DA SAME BATH ONLY IMERSED TO DA BELYBUTON N SEE HOW YA FEEL,

OR IF YA BE SMART JUST BELLEIVE ME N AVVOID FUL IMERSION UNLES YA BE PLANNIN DA ESCAPPE FROM ALCATTRAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT COLD BATH BE GOOD FOR DA HUEVVOS!!!

RJ

actually I'm not going to iraq... at least not for a couple of years...

SO I guess you have a crush on me now? Im sorry brother my shagg'n is for the ladies only, ok? 

 

you know did I mention my roommate is gay? haha is that funny... I am on his computer right now, there are actually gay-porn sites on the favorites...  he could get kicked out of the army if I brought this to somebody.

 

you know maybe all my yin is rubbing off on you ronnie, so if you want a good gay porn site I can post the links, brother... but I suggest you stick with the ladies you know? the whole dual cultivation thing, I dont know if it works with other men, eh? 

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NO NO. NO LOOK YA MESTAKKE ME FOR SHIEKKY DA DRAG QUEEN OR EITTHER SHIEKKY OR I'D SAY, SPYRROLLEX DA DONKEY RAPPIST, YEA IT MUST BE SPYRROLES DA MULE SHAGER, YEA YA MESTOOK ME FOR HIM MAN.

LOOK I DID A PSYCCHOLOGICAL PROFFILE O YER PER-SOONNALLITY WHEN YA WHERE STIL IN HI-SCHOOL N S YA KNOW I HOLD A DEGGREE IN REICHIAN PSYCCHOLIGY, N MINE RESSULTS BE, THAT YA BE GAY AT HEART. SO AS SOON AS I CALL YA BRO INSTEAD O RECCIPROCATTIN DA FRIENDSHIP DA FIRST THANG THAT CROS YER FAGGY MIND BE TO MAKE HOMO REFFERENCES, WHICH ALL BUT CUM-FIRM MY SLICK DIAG-NOSSIS O YER FAGGINESS. LOOK REPPENT YE CUZ DA KINGDOM O HEAVVEN BE AT HAND, FORSAKE DA FAGGINESS N BECCOME A STRAIGHT MAN!!!!!!!!!!

RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM RINPOCHE AL-SALAMI KONG YU MING TSUTSU

YA FORGOT TO TELL HER THAT!!!

HAPY BIRTHDAY TO DA TAO BUM QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RONNIETSU

I've spent hours making love, but usually only half an hour or less in actual coitous(to be honest 5 to 15 minutes usually).  I don't particularly think the penis is the ideal tool for getting woman to orgasm.  There's thrusting techniques and changes in rhythm, but its still lacks the sensitivity and flexibility for bringing out the best in female orgasm IMHO.

 

By the time I 'insert' my lover/wife is usually at or near orgasm.  An exception being when I do yin/yan technique like 'Praying monk holds butterfly'.  Where you shift from usual missionary w/ man on top to seiza kneeling position(helps to have sobakawa pillow strategically placed).  I find it the ideal position for long term coitous.  The penile position is more stimulating for woman then the man, and the man has the ideal position for massaging the womans clitorous w/ his wet thumbs.

 

Peace

 

Michael

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THIS BE HOW I WANNA HEAR YA TALKIN BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP MASSAGIN DAT CLITTOROUS WITH YER WET THUMBS MICCHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron, et all...

 

Funny that the other day on the morning radio, a station was conducting a poll similar to this.  The poll initially was how long men wanted women to "last".

 

Guys were calling in with in general 8 minutes, and the minority were pushing further.  I was like, what the fuck? the truth is that most american men are into quick sex.  And have not even a clue about their ignorance (women suffer from this as well).  Then a women called in and said how long she would like her man to last! so they opened it up to that but I had to get outta the car and into work but the jist was it was a lot longer than the men!

 

Anyway, my take is that most Americans have an unhealthy viewpoint / practice of sex.  I can last as long as I want.  I see sex as SO much more than sex... anyway, great poll!

 

Full body O's to all,

 

Matt

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YEA LOOK DA QUICKIE MENTALLITY BE IN MINE VIEW DA NUMBER ON EREASON FOR MARIAGE BRAKE DOWNS. IT ALL CUM DOWN FROM IGNORRANCE O DA ALCHEMMICAL PRINCIPALS,

ESEENTIALY THAT MAN N WOMMAN IN SEX BE AKIN TO FIRE N WATTER, N THERREFORE DA WATER YA NEED TO WARM UP FOR A LONG TIME BEFFORE YA CEN GET IT TO BOIL (BUT THEN IT STAY HOT FOR A LONG TIME AS WELL) WHILE DA FIRE YA NEED TO KEEP AT LOW FLAME TO DO GOOD, ELSE YER HOLE HOUSE WILL BURN TO ASHES. THOSE BE BASSIC CUM-CEPTS THAT REFFLECT DA SYMBOLLIC NATURE O DA WORLD, BUT NOW-ADAYS, PEOPLE IGNORE THAT, SO DA MEN BURN OUT QUICK N DA WOMMAN STAY COLD. THAT BE ALL WRONG.

RJ

YO TRIPPLEDOTTIE WASSUP DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN I CANT BELLEIVE YA JOINED DA MILLI-TTARY, SHAME ON YA, YA SHOULD'VE JOINNED DA MONTANA MILLITIA INSTEAD!!! HOPE YA DONT GET SHIPED TO IRRAQ OR WORSE MY MAN!!!

LOOK IN GERMANY YA SHOULD MAKE A POINT O PRACTICIN RETTENTION OTTHERWISE DA GERMAN WOMEN WILL DRY YA UP, SHOW EM DA MASTER CHIA'S SCHOOL MAN!! DRINK LESS BEER N SMOKE MORE POT, IT BE HEALTHIER FOR YA.

KEEP IN TOUCH BUDDY!!!

FRATER RONNIETSU

Well,

 

it is too bad for those men that are fearful of getting in touch with their other side.  This hits to the essence of alchemy, tantra, and complete integration.  The fact is that the male G-Spot is the Prostate Gland! Stimulating this area is a fundamental part of many legit practices.  I feel for ya Ron (and anyone else) that you are so phobic that you can't get over it!  I am totally straight and I can only say that this area is the most awesome extension of my big black dick! lol

 

Seriously, there are men that can reach very high spiritual states with the aneros products.  If one really understood the jing, chi , shen process, one would endorse these products full force!

 

Inner Peace,

 

Matt

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MATT LOOK IF A CHICK FEEL LIKE STICKIN HER TONGUE OR HER FINGER UP DA MAHALINGAM BUNGA-HOWL, THAT BE NO PROBLEM WITH ME, BUT ON OTTHER HAND, DONT MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THERE BE ANNY THANG SPIRRITUAL IN TAKIN IT UP DA ARSE FOR A GUY.

I AM NOT SAYIN THAT FROM A MORRAL STAND-POINT BUT FROM A TECHNICAL STAND POIN. SEXUAL KUNG FU FOR A MAN INVOLVE ESENTIALLY DEVVELOPPIN CONTROL. NOW TAKIN IT UP DA ARSE LEAD TO DA OPOSITE IN MINE VIEW. I DONT SEE HOW I CAN MANNAGE TO PERFORM HEAVEN-EARTH ALCHEMMY WITH A WOMMAN IF I BE TAKIN IT UP DA ARSE. DO DA EVER-LASTIN HEAVEN TAKE IT UP DA ANUS??? WTF!!!

OF COURSE, IF THIS BE NOT OBVIOUS TO YA, I WONT WASTE YER TIME INSISTIN ON IT. ALL I AM GONNA SAY BE, SEX BE NOT JUST ABOUT IDDLE PLEASURIN ONESELF. SUMTIMES, YA EITHER GET DA MAGIC AT DA EXPENSES O PLEASURIN, OR YA GET IDDLE PLEASURIN AT A EXPENSES O MAGIC.THOSE TIMES, I CHOOSE DA MAGIC.

PLUS, I DONT WANNA BE KNOW AS DA IMMORTAL WITH A SCHLONGER UP DA ASS, THANK YA. AAARRGGHHHH

BTW, DO ANYONE KNOW HOW TO PLAY *GO*??

PIETTRO SAID THAT GO VS CHESS BE LIKE LAO TSU VS. KONG FU TSU AKA CUM-FUCIUS. SO I WENT OVER DA INTER-NET N LOOKE FOR A GO GAME SERVER TO INSTAL IN DA WEB SITE, N I FOUND THIS:

http://nngs.cosmic.org/src/

HOW-EVVER, I THINK IT TAKE ROOT PRIVVILEDGES TO INSTAL IT SO I COULDNT. PERRHAPS I AM GONA INSTAL IT ON MINE HOME CUM-PUTTER. DO ANYONE KNOW HOW TO PLAY GO? I THINK CHESS BE *WAY* BETER!

And Yoda, you've got one from me too!

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YO TRIPPS WHENEVER YA FEEL LIKEY WE GO AT IT AGGAIN OK???

Warriors, come out and play!

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YEA YA NEED TO CREATE AN ACOUNT FIRST, WHY DONT YA DO THAT N SHOW ME HOW GOOD YA BE AT CHESS, ALSO, YODA NEED TO ANSWER MINE INVITTATION TO PLAY, IT BE THERE WAITIN FOR YA TO ANSWER>

from

 

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33785

 

7 days a week!!!

 

-Yoda

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ILL GO FOR DA DAILLY RUN, PLUS SPARIN 3-4 TIMES WEEK. MORE THAN THAT WOULD CUT INTO DA PUSY EATIN, WINE DRINKIN, GRAS SMOKIN TIME, NO NO NO.

http://chineseculturesecrets.com/

 

any thoughts?

 

Harry

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THIS MIND-SET O PEOPLE LIKE MATT FURREY WHO TRY TO MAKE MONEY OUTTA PRACTICES THAT, REALY, BE SUPOSED TO BE TOOLS IN SPIRRITUAL ACCHIEVEMENT, WELL, BE JUST *WRONG*.

ACTUALY NO, THEY BE NOT WRONG, THEY BE JUST DEAD-ENDS.

MATTERIAL SUCESS AS A GOAL IN LIFE BE JUST A TRAP. LIFE BE MUCH BIGER THAN THAT.

DO YA HEAR ME, PLATTO?

IN TRUTH, I TELL YA, IF YA JUST WANT TO PRACTICE CHING RETTENTION FOR SUCCESS PURPOSES, YA *WILL* FAIL EVVENTUALY. IT BE LIKE TRYIN TO LIFT YERSELF BY YER OWN HAIR. LIKE DA BARON VON MUNCHHAUSEN STORRY,

XBESIDES, MATT FURREY BE TRYIN TO CHARGE YA 100'S FOR WHAT MASTER CHIA USED TO SELL FOR $12, WHICH BE NOW AVVAILABLE FOR FREE OVER DA INTER-NET.

BUT DA *WILL*, THAT YA CANT BUY.

RJ

I didn't do the keysound out loud in front of Mrs Yoda--that's fucking mortifying.  There's nothing quite as unsexy as the keysound.  It's up there with thinking about dead puppies to back paddle from the edge. 

 

Mentally with the breath.

 

Got a great idea:  instead of greasing up for daily keysound practice while the little Yodsters are kicking at my door--I'll just do the funny sound while checking out free porn on the Internet.  A bit more portable of a practice that way.  Where's the best site? 

 

I'm into barely legal Asians.

 

-Yoda

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YODAMAN THEN YER KIDS WILL FIND YA WHILE SPANKIN DA BABOON IN FRONT O SITES LIKE THIS: link deleted WHILE HUMMIN DA SOUNDS, AARRGGHH, N THEYLL TELL DA TEACHER IN SCHOOL AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!

HUMMIN SOUNDS LEND ITSELF WELL WHEN EATTIN DA WIFE'S PEACH, WHICH BE ALSO DA RIGHT TIME TO DO DA BIG DRAW BTW.

JUST MINE 2 EUROS

RJ

Ron, be honest, did you vote "more than 12"?

 

FYI - I'm 3-6. And probably just once and because I was coked up. Just kidding.

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HEY THIS BE SUPOSED TO BE ANNONYMOUS POLL!!!!

DA FINGER LOCK TECHNIQUE BE *NOT* SUPOSED TO BE USED AS A ROUTTINE YA DINGEBERRIES!!! IT BE DA TAO BUM'S *PANNIC BUTTON* DO YA GET IT???

LOOK YA DONT *HAVE* TO SHOVE OBJECTS UP YER BUNGA-HOWL TO PRACTICE CHING CULTIVVATION.

OF COURSE NOBODY'S GONNA PREVVENT YA FROM RIPPIN YER ANUS IF YA SO WISH, BUT DONT MAKE ITSOUND LIKE IT BE NECCISSARY.

ALL YA NEED TO DO BE DA POWER LOCK N SQUEEZE N DA REGGULAR CIRCULLATION N DA HUEVOS BREATH.

DA ONLY MOFO THAT NOTTORIOUSLY BE ADICTED TO ANUS RIPPIN BE SHIEKKY, HERE BE SHIEKKY EASY CHAIR (HE SELL EM USED OR TRADE EM FOR RUGS):

AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK BE HONNEST, THIS BE ANNONYMOUS POLL SO NO NEED TO MAKE UP STUF.

DA SEX ACT CAN EITTHER BE DUAL CULTIVVATION (SHAG) OR SOLO CULTIVVATION (SPANKIN DA MONKEY, POKIN DA PEACH).

BYE NOW, THANK YA, THANK YA AGGAIN, TOO KIND O YA, MINE PLEASURE, BYE NOW, BYE

Pietro, Ron, Plato, Max, Harry Pain, and Tripp have set up shop at taobum.com.  It's great to still have access to their thoughts and there have been some great posts already. 

 

I'm still patiently waiting for the Tao de Pietro.  I thought that eating lots of eggs plus sungazing would allow me to bend the rules.  While they help, the path of non-retention hasn't panned out for me.  If there's a secret ingredient, let me know, but it looks like our hero will need to hold his sperm for eternity.

 

-Yoda

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LOOK TAOBUM.COM BE JUST TO POST SCAT PR0N N TO PLAY CHESS NT O BADMOUTH SHIEKKY, SPYRROLLEX N MICCHALE WIMP DA ARCH-EVIL ONE, DONT BOTHER CUMMIN THERE UNLESS YA LIKE SCAT CUZ PIETTRO N PLATTO THATS ALL THEY WANNA POST.

BTW CARE TO PLAY CHESS??

http://www.taobum.com/ronnietsu/webchess/

SURE DA 7 CHAKKRAS CO-RESPOND TO DA 7 PLANNETS N DA 7 METTALS.

DA SOUL ASCEND THRU DA 7 SPHERES O INFLUENCE O DA 7 POWERS, IN AN EFORT TO ACCHIEVE FREEDOM FROM DA INFLUENCES O DA 7 POWERS N TO REACH STABILITY.

DA 8TH CHAKKRA BE DA SPHERE O DA FIXED STARS WHEN DA SOUL ACCHIEVE FREEDOM FROM DA INFLUENCES O DA 7 METTALLIC POWERS, N FINNALLY DA EVVER CHANGIN SAMSARA FREEZE INTO STILL-NESS.

THAT BE WHAT DA 8TH CHAKKRA BE ABOUT.

GOOD OMEN YA DREAM IT.

BYE NOW

LOOK DA HOLE ISUE O CELLLIBACCY BE JUST A RELLATIVE METER, DA WAY TO SEE IT BE,

IT AINT NOT LIKE, OH, I AM GONNA *NEVER* FUCK.

NO NO. IT BE LIKE,

OH, I *FOR DA TIME BEIN* GIVE UP DA LOWER FORMS O FUCKABILLITY *IN ORDER* TO FUCK DA HIGHER REALLITIES.

YA SEE, DA POINT BE, YA LOOK FOR SUM-THANG. YA LOOK FOR AN ULTIMMATE POSESION N REALLITY, WELL, WHAT-EVER THAT BE, CALL IT *MINE LOVER*.

SO EG., IF YA BE A BUDDHA GUY, CALL NIRVANA *DA PUSY*.

SO DA WAY I SEE IT, IN MINE VIEW TO ME DA ULTIMMATE REALLITY BE LIKE DA MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMMAN ARROUND, SO I CAN TEMPORRARRILY GIVE UOP SHAGIN IN ORDER TO EVVENTUALY POSES DA ULTIMMATE PUSY, AKA, *DA TAO*.

SO IN MINE VIEW ALL CULTIVVATION BE SEXUAL IN NATURE N ALL SPIRRITUALLITY BE SEXUAL N ULTIMMATELY THERE MUST BE A POSESION O DA *OTHER* COUNTER-PART IN A SUPPER-MEGA-ARCH-ULTRA-MAXI-HUMMONGOUS METTAPHYSSICAL *FUCK* WITH AN EXPLOSSION O LUST N ORGASM N TOTTAL ACCHIEVEMENT N TOTTAL STATTISFACTION N TOTTAL FEELIN LIKE, *OH YEA I FINNALLY AM FUKIN MINE UNNIVERSAL WOMMAN*

OOHHHHH YEYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DAMN!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!

SHIT!!

GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RONNIETSU

[by the way, I was wonder what all of you Tao Bums do for a living??? I am thinking about dropping out of college and starting a career in Qi Gong, with certification from the HT.

 

  My family is one of the largest importers of rugs from China and India in this country. actually, Europe too. If you plug my last name into any search engine you will probably see a bunch of ads for Rugs. I run a chain of stores here in sunny Arizona . Most of my family is on the East coast, NY and Atlanta. My Unlcles do a ton of traveling to China. When I finally get my MBA I wouldn't mind taking off for a few months and seeing all these beautiful spots.

 

So basically..I am in business.

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YA CAPPITTALLIST GUY!!! WHY DONT YA PLOW DA LAND FOR A LIVIN!!! FLY ON YER RUG TONITE IN YER DREAMS, GO TO SAMMARKANDA N SMOKE SUM HASHISH YA TRAITTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!