RON JEREMY

i'm sorry you feel that way.  i love having you on the forum.  i think all the moderstors do, but they can speak for themselves. 

 

btw, i agree with your assessment on marriage with one modification. i would say two SOULS become one not two egos.  the ego is what imprisons the soul and stifles its true expression. 

 

and the alchemical marriage requires give and take.  much like on this forum we need to give and take.  some participants don't like pornographic or otherwise disturbing material and those of us who enjoy it need to compromise with them in order to allow their productive and useful presence here.

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HEY IF YA FEEL SORY THE STOP DELLETIN MINE COOL LINKS MOFO!!!!!

LOOK, MINE PATTIENCE BE OVER!!! IF PEOPLE GET OFENDED BY A SALAMI OR BY A PUZY, WELL LET EM KNOW THAT THEY *DONT* BELLONG TO TAO YOGA BUT BELLONG TO THEM LOCOL CHURCH OR SYNGOGUE OR MOSQUE, SO THEY BETER FUK OFF N GO THERE!!!OR ESLE LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THIS ONE FORRUM BE A CHIRCH OR SYNNAGOGUE KINDA SHIT.

WE HAVE DA FUKIN GOVTS SPRAYIN POISSONOUS CHEMN IN OUR AIR, WE HAVE FUKIN BUSH DOIN A COUP D'ETAT, WE HAVE FUKIN BERLUSCONNE SUKIN BLAIR'S DIK IN UROPE, WE HAVE FUKIN CHINA CUMMUNISTS KILLIN TAO MONKS, BUT NOBODY GET OFENDED BY THAT SHIT, NO, BUT THEY GET OFENDED BY A SALAMI OR BY A PEACH.

WELL, ALL I CAN SAY BE, *FUK THAT*!!!!!!! DO YA HEAR ME???

FUK DAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE MASTER MILARASPA SAID, WHY DO MINE SALAMI OFEND YA? I WAS BORN LIKE THAT. BUT YER BOOBS, YA *GREW* EM AFTER BIRTH, SO YER BOOBS BE MORE OFENSIVE TO NATTURE THAN MINE SALAMI.

DO YA UNDERSTAND DAT???????????????????

AARRGGHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHI SHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REPPOST FROM A FREIND:

http://taobum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=997#997

THERE BE 3 TYPES O MARIEGE, VIZ.,

1) LOVE MARIEGE

2)CUM-VENIENCE MARIEGE

3)ALCHEMMICAL MARIEGE

THESE LAST DAYS O DA KALI-YUGA MOST PEOPLE KNOW ONLY #2

BASICALLY, # 1 BE HOPELESS N TRAGIC SINCE IT ALL GONNA END.

# 2 BE LOWLY N FILTHY

# 3 BE DIVIDED INTO 2 PHASES, VIZ.,

i) TO BECOME ONE FROM TWO

ii) TO BECOME ONE IMMORTAL FROM ONE MORTAL

BUT BECAUSE O DA DEGENNERATED SPIRRITUAL CUM-DITIONS NOW-A-DAYS # 3 MARIEGE BE ALMOST UNHEARD OF.

IT BE DA FUSION O TWO (2) EGOS INTO ONE (1) EGO N THERREEAFTER DA CULTIVATION O IMMORTALITY O DA SINGLE FUSED EGO, SO IT BE MORE CUM-PLICATED THAT DA CULTIVATION O IMMORTALITY BY A SINGLE PERSON.

BUT STIL,IT BE A POSIBLE WAY.

BYE NOW

RJ

PS: BTW, FUK DA MODDERATOR WHOS BEEN DELLETIN ALL O MINE COOL EROTIC LINKS, MAY DA THOUGHT POLICE FROM HELL IN DA CUMMIN AMERICAN DICTETOR-SHIP BE LIKE-WISE DELLETIN YA L WHILE LEAVIM ME IN PEACE MUTHAFUKA!!!

I don't have a penis.  That makes two of us!! Yar har har!!

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PRINCES YA BE RIGHT AS ALWAYS, IN FACT MINE BE NOT A PENIS BUT A SALAMI.

Don't call me ma'am, I know who my parents are.

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SORY, *ME* DINT SUSPECT *YA* HAD A *PENIS*.

AARRGGHH!!

Hi Yoda,

 

Muslim men and women usually shave there pubes - and underarms.

 

It is a 'Sunnah' (practice) of our Prophet.

 

from a hygenic view point i think you can stay cleaner more easily without all the hair.

 

after shaving its a good idea to use some baby oil or moisturizer though. 

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I WANT AN ARRAB WOMMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIMME YER BROWN PEACH FATTIMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.tcbmed.com/Store/details/tribulus_terrestris.htm

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THANK YA MA'AM, THEY SAY TRIBBULUS BE A TESTOSTERRONE ENHANCER GOOD BOTH FOR MEN N WOMMEN FOR ADED ORGASM N LUST N STRENGHT, BUT I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF ANYONE TRIED IT WHAT HAPENED.

HAVE BEEN RUNNIN LIKE A RABIT AS-O-RECENTLY, WEL, I BUILT UP MINE MILEAGE UP TWO 2 HOURS O MOUNTAIN RUNNIN UP N DOWN GRIFITH PARK N THANGS, HOW-EVER, I FIND THAT TOO MUCH RUNNIN BE DEPPLETIN TOO MUCH.

WHAT HAPEN BE, I LOSE WEIGHT N I GET TOO STIF TO DO THAI BOXE N THANGS.

DA POSITIVE THANG BE, MINE STAMMINA SKY-ROCKET N I NOW DONT RUN OUTTA BREATH EVEN WITH A FEW PRO BOXERS AT DA GYM.

BUT MINE LEGS BE REAL STIF, PLUS I GOT SO SKINY THAT PEOPL THINK ME BE IN MINE 20'S WHICH BE UNTRUE. OF COURSE MINE SALAMI BE STIL REAL BULKY PLUS I BOUGHT MINESELF A NEW link deleted SO NO WORIES.

ALSO RUNNIN UP DA MOUNTAIN I HAVE A SLIGHT INFLAMATION O DA TIBIALIS ANTERIOR TENDON SHEAT SO NOW AM GONA TAKE A WEEK BRAKE N CUT DOWN DA MILEAGE TIL DA TENDON HEAL, ALSO HELP MASAGIN IT WITH CASTOR OIL N CLAY PLASTERS.

ALSO WHILE RUNIN MAKE SURE YA KEEP AWATE O YER HOLE BODY NOT JUST A BODY PART, ALSO MAKE SURE YA FIX ZYER EYESITE ON DA DISTANT SPOT WHERE YA BE AIMMIN AT, DONT LET YER EYESITE WANDER AIM-LESS-LY.

PLUS DO ALSO MACCROCOSMIC. ANNOTHER GREAT ADITION BE DOIN SHADDOW-BOXIN WHILE RUNNIN, BUT THEN YALL GO MORE SLOWER.

BYE NOW

MAKE SURE YA SHAVE YER WIFE'S PEACH AS WELL FOR MAXIMMUM EFECT!!!

THEN IT BE *OK* TO POST DA PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOWNLOAD DA DUCCUMENTARY ASAP!!!

http://www.archive.org/details/MartialLaw911

A BUDY O MINE IN DA BOXIN GYM SWEAR BY DA TRIBULUS PLANT, DID ANYONE TRIED IT, ME BE IN GENNERAL AGGAINST USIN SUPLEMENTS, BUT THIS GUY SAY IT HELPED HIM, ANYONE???

I RATHHER SMOKE SUM GRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anybody know what it means when someone says, "Don't call me sir, I know who my parents are."? Is this some military colliqualism I'm missing?

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IT MEAN SHE WAS A WOMMAN N YA CALLED HER SIR, HOW RUDE.

We have to be careful about what we chose to believe in.

 

If the world is a dream we all are dreaming together.. then Ronny,  are you doing something beneficial or harmful to this dream? Let's not meditate chemtrails into exsistence please.

 

Just my 2 metaphysical cents.

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GUY WHAT YA JUST SAY BE SO STOOPID I MESELF COUNDNT SAY SUMTHANG THAT STOOPID MESELF NOT EVEN ON-PURPOSE. SO IF SUM-ONE APROACH YA N START PUNCHIN YA STRAIGHT IN DA MOUTH N BLOOD GUSH OUT N TEETH FALL TO DA FLOOR N EYES POP OUTTA YER ORBITTS N BRAIN METER SQUIRT OUTTA YER SKUL, N THEN *ME* WALK BY N GO, 'OH, DUSTY, WHY DONT YA BE TRYIN TO DREAM SUMTHANG MO POSSITIVE INTO EXISTANCE? LETS NOT MEDDITATE SUMTHANG THAT BLOODY SHALL WE?' N THEN WALK AWAY, WHAT 'D YA THINK???

ARSCH-HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALLELUJAH:

http://uploadhut.com/view.php/173311.wmv

BULSHIT!!!]

 

I disagree. Certainly watching porn and ejaculating is worse than watching it and not ejaculating. But looking at it, whatever other practices you do, is, I believe, ultimately depleting -- in a very big way. The very act of looking --- oogling, slathering -- over it pulls energy away from you.

 

All you have to do is compare the porn experience to the love making experience, or even the porn experience to non-porn single cultivation and you can feel the difference.

 

Also, you didn't address the other issue I brought up, which is the drug like addictive nature of porn. Anything addictive depletes you. In very subtle but powerful and long term ways. Try to go a month without porn and see how well you handle it. I bet you can drop alcohol and pot easier than you can live without porn. In my experience porn is akin to cigarettes in its addictiveness (and in it's ubiquity -- it's everywhere and virtually unavoidable, a very tough drug to quit).

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HOW DARE YA POLE SMOKER CUM-TRADICT *DA NOTTORIOUS*???

ONCE MORE YA MAKE POOR DISPLAY O YERSELF, YA FELCHER!!!

YER REASONIN SHOW A TOTTAL LACK O PRINCIPPALS, YA DOTTARD!!

ALL THAT EXIST MUST HAVE SUM DEGGREE O YANG IN IT. BECCAUSE IN ORDER TO BECCOME IMMORTAL ONE MUST DISTILL PURE YANG, THEN YA CAN EXTRACT PURE YANG IN PRINCIPLE FROM ANNYTHANG THAT EXIST. PURE YIN CANNOT EXIST IN DA MANNIFESTED WORLD. BUT YA BE TRYIN TO SAY THAT NATTURAL ENTITTIES LIKE PR0N OR DOPE BE PURE YIN. BUT THAT BE *IMPOSIBLE* BECCAUSE THEY WOULD *NOT* MANNIFEST TO YER SENSES IF THEY WERE SUCH.

SO THEY ARE A MIX O YIN N YANG. SO IF YA BE SKILLED YA CAN EXTRACT DA PURE YANG DA SAME WAY YA EXTRACT DA SCENT FROM A FLOWER WITHOUT HAVIN TO RIP DA FLOWER OFF DA PLANT. BUT IF YA BE UNSKILED ANIMAL , THEN YA HAVE NO APRECIATION FOR DA SCeNT BUT YA RIP OFF DA FLOWER FROM DA PLANT N A GUSH O POISON STRIKE YA IN DA SALLAMI N TURN YA INTO A GOAT SHAGIN CATTAMITE.

THAT WHICH LURE IN PR0N AS WELL AS IN DA FEMALE SHAPES N PUSY ETC BE A BAIT. BUT WHAT EVER BE A BAIT? A BAIT BE SUMTHANG GOOD N TASTY. SO A BAIT STILL CUMTAIN SUMTHANG O VALUE, WHICH IF YA BE SKILLED YA CAN STEAL FROM DA FISHERMAN. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO EVVER BE DA TARGET O DA BAIT?

NOW NOW, THAT BE YER OWN CHI. SO DA PR0N BE A BAIT FOR YER CHING CHI. SO FINE, IF YA BE FASTER THAN DA FISHERMAN, AS SOON AS YER CHING CHI GET STIRED TOWARD DA BAIT, YA SEIZE IT LIGHTNING FAST N BEND DA BAIT TO *YER* OWN PURPOSE, THERREAFTER, YA ALSO STEAL DA BAIT ITSELF N STICK A FAT TURD ONTO DA FISHERMAN'S HOOK N FLIP HIM DA BIRD.

SO IF YA KNOW WHAT YA BE DOIN YA CAN DISTILL GOLD FROM SHIT, BUT IF YA DONT, YALL TURN GOLD ITSELF INTO SHIT, POLE SMOKER.

RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM

BULSHIT!!!

DA BAD THANG BE EJACCULLATION. IF YA DONT SPRAY YER JUICE NO REAL PERMANNENT HARM CAN DERRIVE FROM WATCHIN ANYTHANG. OF COURSE YA CAN LOSE ENNERGY FROMSIMPLY WATCHIN TOO MUCH BUT THAT BE A TINNY FRACTION NOT ONLY, BUT AN INFINNITELY LESS FUNDAMMENTAL KINDA ENNERGY, CUM-PARRED TO WHAT YA LOSE WHEN YA EJACCULLATTE.

DA WAY TO USE PR0N BE FOR LIMMIETED-TIME-WATCHED AMMOUNTS O TIME IN ORDER TO DO SOLO CULTIVVATION. THEN YA HAVE TO DEVVOTE TIME TO CIRCULATE DA RAW CHING SO AWAKKENED ELSE IT'LL TRY TO RUNAWAY.

DA NEGGATIVE PSYCCHILOGGICAL EFECTS O PR0N BE ONLY TEMPORRARRY PROVVIDED YA DONT EJACCULLATTE. THAT BE AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

DA EXCEPTION TO DA ABOVE BE WACHIN GAY PR0N LIKE SHIEKKY DO. NOW THAT BE DEAD WRONG IN *ANNY* CASE.

BYE NOW.

RJ

there is a lot of film footage of japanese soldiers killing their own civilians because the refused to commit suicide in the face of advancing american forces.  i havet o wonder how many civilians would have been slaughtered wholesale by the japanese army if japan had been invaded and their civilian population preferred surrender to death.

 

of course, i always find it interesting how people love to pick on the nuking of nagasaki and hirosima as some horrible, evil or unnecessary act and therefore paint the US as some villain in WWII.  faults of the US Gov't aside, the fact remains that the japanese killed over 15 million people in that conflict, committing atrocities in the process that rivalled or even exceeded the nazis.  the japanese suffered only 2 million casualties themselves, military and civilian. 

 

if you wanna know what the japanese war record is, come to china and get their perspective.  living here has been a very eye-opening experience.  the rape of nanjing in 1937 is the centerpiece of japanese atrocities in china.  the army spent 6 weeks raping, torturing and killing over 20,000 chinese women aged 11-76, while slaughtering a total of 3-400,00 civilians over the same 6 weeks.  what a horrifying bath of blood and terror that had to be.  yet they revelled in it.

 

if a country does shit like that has a nuke dropped on them, i really dont feel very sorry for them.  they call it upon themselves.  karma.  where's your compassion for the 15 million people the japanese tortured and killed?  their own people among them?

 

sorry, dude.  i know all the sides of the story and all the goddamned intrigue and scheming on all sides.  so don't tell me about roosevelt knowing about the attack, and blah, blah, blah.  that doesn't exonerate japan for attacking pearl harbor and casting the first stone or the atrocities they wrought on humanity that began years, YEARS before pearl harbor.

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ITS DA SAME OLD BULSHIT BY WHICH, "WE HAD TO DESTRTOY DA VILAGE IN ORDER TO SAVE DA VILAGE", JUST HYPPOCRACY. WHAT YA BE SAYIN, SINCE *THEY* WERE COMITIN WAR ATTROCITIES, THEN *WE* COMIT A BIGER WAR ATTROCITY IN ORDER TO SAVE EM. BUT I SAY, IF YA COMIT A BIGER WAR ATTROCITY, IT MEAN THAT YA DIDNT GIVE REALY A SHIT ABOUT WAR ATTROCITIES, JUST USED EM AS AN EXCUSE.

DA ATTOMIC BOBMBS PULVERRIZED HOLE CITIES, CIVILAINS N ALL, NOW THAT WAS A HUGE WAR CRIME NO METER WHAT *THEY* HAD DONE.

ALSO, NO METEER HOW BLOODY DA JAPS WERE, THEY HAD A CODE O WAR ETTHICS AFTER ALL. THEY WOULD KILL YA SURE BUT THEY WOULD TAKE 100% PERSONNAL RISK IN DOIN SO. YA CAN CALL EM ALL BUT COWARDS. BUT DROPPIN A BOMB FROM AN AIRPLANE AT 0% PERSONNAL RISK, I CALL *THAT* COWARDLY. BUT I DOUBT YA CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT ME BE TALKIN ABOUT SINCE YA BE A BAKSTABER LIKE MANY OTTHER COKSUKERS IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS DA CHINESE WERENT ANY LESS BLOODY THEMSELVES, ONLY WHEN THEY GET THEM ASES KIKED THEY WHINE ABOUT IT BUT THEY TOO HAVE KILED THEIR OWN, IN FACT THEY KILL THEM OWN BABIES N EAT EM.

RONNIETSU MISHIMA GAKKAI

it was done to save lives, not win the war.  read it again.

 

i know this will piss off you antinuke types, but the only time they were ever used tactically in all of world history, nuclear weapons were a tool of comapssion.

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MAN, GIMME A FUKIN BRAKE!!! AMMONG ALL DA ATTRIBUTES YA COULD CUM UPWITH,CALLIN NUKESATOOL OCUM-PASION REALY GO BEYOND DA SIGN.

REALY.

AMMONG OTHER THANGS, ROOSEVELT *KNEW* ABOUT DA IMPENDIN PEARL HARBOR ATAK BUT DID JACK-SHIT CUZ HE NEED DA EXCUSE TO START WAR. EXACTLY DA SAME TECHNIQUE WAS USED ON 911 TO START DA IRAQ WAR, THEY KNEW IT WAS CUMMIN TO SAY DA LEAST. THEN THEY BLOW UP 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES OUTTA CUM-PASSION...MINE SALAMI!!!

GET OUTTA HERE MAN!!!!!!!!!

A KAMI-KAZE BE CALLED A TERORIST, BUT A NUKE BE CALED CUM-PASION - RIGHT OUTTA ORWELL'S LINGO MUTHAFUKA!!!!!!!!!!!

AM DONE WITH YA COKSUKER!!!!!!!!!!

ARGHATTARUKKATTA MERGHATU RRRAAAKK WROOTTTAKKKATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh heh, too late now. I didn't know anyone had such microscopic medicine balls. I had to get out the really tiny knives. hahaha

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YA WISH YA COULD BE ANYWHERE NEAR MINE LOVE SNAKE. MAYBE A DREAM?

Ron,

 

It is "Duetschland uber alles" thank you.

 

Sean,

 

SF Chinatown is really good.  Never been to the Oakland one.  BTW, junkies never lose hair.  They always have a ton of it.  Someone else (another junkie) explained it to me once.

 

Everyone,

 

I talked to some old folks yesterday and they asked me if my barber uses "thinning shear" and I said "yes."  They told me not to allow this anymore and that thinning shears will eventually thin your hair to nothing.

 

This makes sense because there is no receeding hairline nor bald spots and I drink a lot of He Shou Wu and use shampoo with herbs and my hair is never in the sink nor bathtub, yet there seems less and less of it.

 

Use this as a reminder to talk to old folks--they have wisdom!

 

Incidentally, Master Nan confirmed that Huang Jing is a super herb in line with He Shou Wu and that it re-grows hair.

 

I take them both now.  I got a box of He Shou Wu from the mountains in China and next I will be looking for mountain Huang Jing. 

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YA CANT EVEN SPELL GERMAN CORECTLY MUTHAFUKA!!! IF YER MUM SEE HOW YA WRITE DA FATTHER-LAND SHE WHIP YER ARSCH YA ARSCH-FICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT BEAT ROUND DA BUSH, DA ONLY REMMEDY FOR YER THINNIN AIR BE A CONCOTION O OLD PISS N SULPHUR N POTTATOES RUBED INTO YER SCALP, STINK N ALL. CANT YA SEE WHAT A LUSCIOUS AIR DO STREED BUMS HAVE? YA KNOW WHY? CUZ THEY ROLL THEMSELVES IN PISS N FECCES IN SLEEP IN PUBLIC TOILLETS!!! SO JUST LEARN FROM DA BUMS MOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AARRGGHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heh heh heh, sorry, gotta test out my knives on something, and your medicine balls are just RIGHT THERE... lol

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NO NO NO, DA KNIVVES BE TO PEEL APLES N TO CUT DA POTTATOES, MINE MEDDICINE BALLS BE USED FOR *LINGUAL GONGFU* THOU, THEY BE NICE N BIG N HEAVY N SHAVVED N YA JUST DART YER TONGUE TO EXERCISE DA MUSCLES THAST BE *SOO* IMPORTANT FOR DA MICCROCOSMIC.

ALSO MINE SALAMI BE NOT MEANT TO BE SLICCED BUT YA EAT IT HOLE N JUST GULP IT ALL.

DAMN YA DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT TAO BUM YOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BYE NOW

THERE BE PLENTY O EVVIDENCE THAT SHOW THAT DA MOSAD HAD FORE-KNOWLEDGE O DA ATAK, OF COURSE IF YA SAY SO THEY LABEL YA ANTISEMMETIC, FORGETIN THAT DA ARRABS BE SEMMITE AS WEL, WHILE DA ASHKENAZIM JEWS BE NOT. BUT DA TRUTH BE CUMMIN OUT, FUKIN BUSH N CHENEY N DA NEOCONS SHOULD BE TRIED FOR HI TREASON ASAP MUTHA FUKAS.

What are the best remedies for thinning hair?  I use He Shou Wu internally and externally.  Anybody got results with anything else?

 

My hair doesn't seem like it is falling out nor receding anymore, yet I tend to see more of my scalp in general and it irks me.

 

-Plato

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FROM DA ARTICLE ON PISS THERRAPY FROM MASTER CHIAS SITE:

Human urine has strengthening and curative characteristics concerning many deficiencies. A mixture of potato and sulphur powder, mixed with heated, old urine helps against hair loss. One should rub this mixture into the scalp; this slows down loss of hair.

OR BETER, SHAVE YER HEAD N BECOME DA NAZI SKINHEAD YA'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN YER HEART. DEUTCHELAND UBER ALES OR HOW DA FUK YA WRITE THAT.

And I've got a bunch of really sharp knives. 

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NO NO NO, SORY, DA USAGE BE DIFERENT:

MINE MEDDICINE BALLS BE MEANTT TO BE HELD ONE IN EACH HAND, OK,

THEN AS IF YA WERE WEIGHIN THEM DENSITTY, OK, LIKE TO DECCIDE WHICH

ONE BE HEAVIER, THEN YA EXERCISE YER

HAND CO-ORDINNATION WITH EM SO THAT BE GOOD FOR YER MERRIDIENS,

THEN ENTER DA SALAMI BUT ILL TELL YA LATTER ABOUT THAT.

BYE NOW.

RJ