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  1. Posted

    I thought it was a really good example of what happens when you get taken to the ground. Most karate schools will say "don't get on the ground." Not a very strategic defense.

     

    On the other hand, you want to factor if you are dealing with multiple people or armed before going on the ground... J

     

    ust read on another forum a story about an MMA guy who was sparring a guy who does I believe arnis. MMA guy took the arnis guy to the ground, mounted him and attempted a submission hold. The arnis guy took his training blade and stabbed him repeatedly...

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    IF YA GRAPLE ME TO DA FLOOR I'LL PULL MINE SALAMI OUT, THEN LETS SEE WHO S DA HAPIER!!!

     

    AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Posted

    Interesting that carbs come up.  Mrs Yoda has had good luck with a low carb diet and is on it now.  But then again, if it's causing problems maybe she needs to switch gears.

     

    Ron, you've switched from a low carb to a high carb diet when you stepped up your running... how have you liked it?

     

    When I lived in Jamaica, I ate brown rice, beans, with thyme on them as the staple and I enjoyed it.  Cheap too.  I've been doing fairly low carb myself, but all the running books advocate high carb.  Also, all the stud runners are high carb.  I can't deal with refined flour and sugar, but maybe we'll check out the more whole grain approach.

     

    -Yoda

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    ME BE AGGAINST NO CARB HI PROTTEIN DIETS, THEY FUK UP YER KIDNEYS IN DA LONG RUN AMMONG OTHER THANGS.

     

    SURE PROTTEINS BE IMPORTANT TO BUILD LEAN MASS BUT REMMEMBER, MUSCLE *FUEL* CUMS FROM GLYCCOGEN WHICH CUMS FROM CARBS. SO IN ORDER TO RUN LONG DISTENCES ONE SNEED TO DO CARBO-LOADIN WHICH BE, EAT UP TO 70-80% BY FOOD VOLUME IN CARBS.

    THAT MEAN GOOD CARBS, NOT SUGAR BUT WHOLE GRAINS, GOOD ITTALIAN PASTA LIKE BARRILLA OR DECHECKO, GOOD WHOLE BREAZD ETC.

     

    ALSO, CARBS MEKE YA HAPIER. SEE HOW YA FEEL AFTER A GOOD BOWL O ITTALIAN SPAGHETI AS OPITSITE TO HOW YA FEEL AFTER A STEAK.

     

    WHO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A LITL TUMMY, AAS LONG AS DA SALAMI BE LONG N FAT.

     

    RJ

  3. Posted

    Mrs Yoda has had bad heartburn for several months and is taking prilosec otc which works fine, but I'm wondering if there's anything else less hardcore that she should try for a long term solution.

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    JUST PUT HER ON A BROWN RICE N BEANS DIET, NO AMMERICAN DIET, NO COCACOLA, NO MCDONNALD.

     

    CHEW A MOUTHFUL O BOILED BROWN RICE TILL IT LIQUUIFIES IN HER MOUTH, ALSO GIVE UP AMMERICAN COFFEE N DRINK ITTALIAN ESPRESSO ONLY OR JUST GIVE UP COFFEE. ALSO CAROT JUICE. A SHORT CAROT JUICE FAST WOULD HEAL IT.

     

    RJ

  4. Posted

    ANOTHER IMPORTANT POINT WHICH BE ALL-THOUG-OFTEN OVVER-LOOOKED BE, IN OUR ALCHEMMICAL SCHOOL WE USE NOT SPERM BUT SEMEN, WHICH BE TO SSAY, SPREM + SEMINAL FLUID FROM DA PROSTETE GLAND.

     

    NOW NOW, IN ORDER TO OBTAIN DA SEMEN, YA NEED TO MIX DA SPERM FROM DA HUEVOS WITH DA SEMMIINAL FLUID FROM DA PROSTITE, IN ORDER TO GET DA SEMEN, WHICH THERRE FORE BE A MIX O WATER N FIRE SO-TO-SPEAK, OR MORE CORECTLY, MILK N WATTER,M DA MILK BEIN DA BULLS' MILK FROM DA HUEVOS, DA WATER BEIN FROM DA PROSTITE. BUE IF YA CUT OFF YER VAS DUCTS, YA WONT BE ABLE TO MIX DA INGREDDIENTS SO AYA WONT BE ABLE TO OPERATE THIS TYPE O ALCHEMMY BUT YALL HAVE TO USE A DIFERENT NON-SEXUAL APROACH.

     

     

    RJ

  5. Posted

    RJ,

     

    Testosterone is still produced.  It is just the path out of the body that is interrupted.  Interesting though that one of the desirable spiritual aspects of taking Reishi by the Taoists was in effect to reduce testosterone production.

     

    Anyway, hope your running is going well?!?!

     

    Matt

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    LOOK, DA JUICE MUST GO SUMWHERE, IN FACT, IT BE WELL-KNOWN THAT DA HUEVOS CAN PRUDUCE BUT *NOT* STORE LARGE AMMOUNTS O CHING.

     

    SO IF THEY CANOT STORE IT, YA NEED TO HAVE OPEN CHANELS WHEREBY DA HUEVOS CHING CAN CIRCULLATE IN ORDER TO BE STORED ELSE-WHERE.

     

    NOW NOW, YA MAY ASK, WHERE???

    WELL, FIRST IN DA BRAIN, SECCUNDLY IN DA BONE-MAROW, THIRDLY IN A CHI PATROL THAT CUIRCULLATES THRU DA ORDINANRY N EXTRA-ORDINNARY CHANELS.

     

    BUT IF DA PATHWAY OUTTA DA HUEVOS BE BLOKED, THEN DA HUEVOS SINCE THEY CANOT STORE TOOMUCH CHING, WILL BE FORCED TO STOP PRODDUCIN IT.

     

    AS FOR DA TAOISTS' STOPIN TESTOSTERONE PRODUCTION, POOR ME BELLIEVE THAT BE INCORECT. LEMME SHOW YA WHY. WHEN YA SAY TESTOSTERONE, YA USUALY THINK ABOUT DA *EFECTS* O TESTOSTERONE SUCH AS RESTLES-NES, AGRESIVE-NES, N *DA-LIKE*. HOW-EVER, ONCE YA *TRANSFORM* DA TESTOSTERONE, YA AT DA SAME TIME TRANSFORM THOSE FEATTURES OR EFECTS INTO OTHER FEATTURES SUCH AS, LUCID DREAMIN, SPIRRITUAL WILL POWER, ECT.

    BUT THAT DONT MEAN YA STOPED PRUDICIN TESTOSTERONE, THAT RATHER MEAN YA *TRANFORMED* IT, SO YA ALSO TRANFORMED DA VISIBLE EFECTS O TESTOSTERONE. DA KEY BE TRANSFORMATION, THAT BE, REAL TRUE ALCHEMMY. IN FACT, UNLESS ONE TRANS-FORM IT, PLAIN RETTENTION WILL ACHIEVE SIMMILAR EFECTS O LOWERED PRODUCTION SINCE DA HUEVOS SENSE DA TESTOSTERONE LEVEN IN DA BLOOD N STOP WORKIN AS-WELL.

    SO TRANS-FORMATION BE DA KEY-WORD, WHICH IN DA TAO SCHOOL BE ACCHIEVED THRU DA CIRCULLATION THRU DA BRAIN. DA BRAIN TURNS DA BLIND CHING INTO INTELECYTUAL LIGHT, THERREAFTER ONE CIRCULLATE DA LIGHT RATHER THAN DA BLIND CHING.

     

    SO DA FORMULA BE:

    RETTENTION + CIRCULLATION + BANG YER WIFE IN DA BUNGAHOWL = MAXIMUM RESSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Yeah and get incontinent later... sorry man. NOT the way to go...

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    HEY WHAT BE YA TALKIN ABOUT?

    ARE YA A WOMAN??

    IF SO, I CAN SHOW YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (IF YA BE *NOT* A WOMAN, TRY SHIEKKY FOR THAT).

     

    BYE

     

    RJ

  7. Posted

     

    The only thing I notice is that my balls seem different, perhaps smaller and sorta firmer or something.

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    THEY BE SHRINKIN!!! THEY BE SHRINKIN!!!

    I TOLD YA NOT TO LET EM TIE UP YER HUEVOS!!!

     

    WHAT YA DONT USE YA LOSE. DA TRICK IN ALCHEMMY BE TO KEEP

    PRODDUCIN HORMONS *WITHOUT* USIN EM UP SO AS

    TO FIRST ACUMMULATE EM N THEN TRANSFORM EM.

     

    JUST GO BACK TO DA DOC, TELL HIM HE BETER REVVERSE DA VAS OR ELSE YALL KIKE HIM ARSE, THEN GO BANG YER WIFE IN DA ARSE-HOWL FOR BITRH CUM-TROL PURPOSSES!!! WOMMEN LOVE IT IN DA ARSE-HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

    RJ

  10. Posted

    Your memory going RJ?  You've blasted Danny in the past meaner harder nastier and more poetically then anyone else.  I like unique strange people.  You don't meet many Satanists for Christ guys every day.  I honestly don't mind that. 

     

    But lack of respect for the board and those running it, I do mind.  Repetitive gratuitous posts-bad.  Preaching on high instead of discussing-bad.  Oh yeah did I mention Repetitive gratuitous quotes? 

     

    Danny ain't cool(IMO), he's manic, you said if first, and I agreed w/ you then.  During his last incarnation on the board, he was getting into his messiahship and wondering about who would become his disciple. 

     

    As older semi-responsible board members, we should be brakes on reality checks on people.  We've seen beginners crash from doing too much energy work too soon.  And DRagon Masters go through schizoid episodes where they lost family and friends - all in the name of newly found powers. 

     

    I'd bet you dollars to donuts if he became a regular on your board you'd inevitably end up flaming him big time.  Cause of his heavy handed repetitive writing and he'd want you to become a disciple.

     

    Peace

     

    Michael

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    BRO, LOOK WE SET UP DA BOARD OVER TAOBUM.COM FOR EVVERYBODY TO POST ANNYTHANG WITHOUT ANYONE CENSORRIN IT (SHORT O SPAM N PATTENTLY ILLEGAL SHIT) N I ALSO INVITTED DANNY SEVVERAL TIMES TO CUM OVER WHICH HE DID, BUT YA SEE, BECCAUSE HE'S FREE OVER THERE, HE DONT GET DA SAME THRILL THAT HE GET IN PISSIN OFF DA SELF-RIGHTEOUS ONES OVER DA HT BOARD, SO HE WENT BAK TO DA HT BOARD BECCAUSE IT BE MORE FUN TO SHOK N HARRASS DA SELF RIGHTEOUS ONES THAN TO POST ON MINE BOARD WHERE NOBODY GIVE A SHIT.

     

    IN DA LAST ANNALYSIS, AS LONG AS THERE BE DA SELF-RIGHTEOUS ONES THERE 'LL ALWAYS BE DA BALL-BUSTERS. DA POINT BE, WHY SHOULD IT BOTHER YA??? LOOK I TOLD HIM HE'S A MANNIC-DEPPRESEIVE N FLAMMED HIM BUT I NEVER TOLD HIM TO DISAPEAR OR TO GET FLUSHED OFF DA BOARD, I LIKE GIVE-N-TAKE-FISTFIGHTS BUT I DONT LIKE TO COWARDLY NUKE MINE OPONENTS FROM ABBOVE YA KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    BYE NOW

  11. Posted

    THIS DIS-CUSION REMMIND ME WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER, SO TO PAY FOR MINE DOPE I GOT A JOB AS A SECCURITY DUDE AT A LOCAL EMMERGENCY ROOM HOSPITEL,

     

    SO I USED TO SMOKE DOPE IN DA DOC'S ROOM N THEN PAS OUT ON A CHAIR WHILE EARNIN A FEW BUX IKE THAST.

     

    WELL, THERE WAS THIS NEIGHBORHOOD BITCH N SHE WAS HOOKED UOP ON FREEBASIN, BAK THEN THERE WAS NO CRAK, IT WAS CALED FREEBASIN, SO SHE USED TO FREEBASE SHIT N THEN SHE WHOULD DRINK LIKE A 6 PAK O BEER TO CUM DOWN N THEN EVVERY OTHER NITE SHE WOULD SHOW UP AT DA EMMERGENCY ROOM WHININ N BITCHIN N CUM-PLANINI ABOUT CHEST PAIN N SHE WOULD DISTURB MINE ADDOLECENTIAL MEDDITATIONS, SO

     

    ONE NITE I GOT IRITATED, SO I HAD THIS TEAR GAS BOTLE FROM DA SECCURITY CUMPANNY I WAQS WORKIN FOR, SO I FIGGURED DA BITTCH AFTRE DRINKIN ALL DAT BEER WOULD ALWAY DEMMAND DA REST-RROOM KEY TO TAKE A PISSL, SO WHEN I SAW DA BITCH CUMMIN ME RUN ITNO DA WOMENS REST-TROOM N SPRAYED DA TEAR GAS SHIT ON DA TOILLEET PAPPER, I SWEAR ME EMPIETED DA HOLE FUKIN BOTLE ON DAT TOILET PAPER, THEN I CARRELESSLY CUM OUT N DA BICH SHOW UP GRINDIN HER TEETH N CALLIN POOR ME NAMES LIKE, ASS-HOWL, DOG, N ALSO, MORRAN, DEN SHE DEMMANDED DA KEY TO DA WOMENS ROOM, SO ME SMILE AT HER BICTH N GO, SURE THANG, MA'AM, COUNT ON ME FOR ANYTHANG YA MAY NEED TO-NNITE, SO SHE GRAB DA KEE WHILE DA PISS START DRIPIN OUTTA HER SICK CUNT, SO SHE RUSH INTO DA REST-ROOM, SO I COUNT TIL 30 N THEN I HEAR AN *ORIFIC*

    SEQQUENCE O EXTREMMELY SCARRY SHRIEKS, THEN DA BITCH RUN OUTTA DA REST-ROOM WITH HER PUSY EX-POUSSED N HER HANDS ON HER PUSY N SHE RAN OUTTA DA HOSPITEL INTO DA NITGHT.AARRGGHH!!

    RJ

  13. Posted

    *Relaxation*

    releasing tensions, stress, short tight muscles give sway to strengthen weak long ones, this will open the door to ...

    *Concentration*

    being aware of your movements without dwelling on them, it is mental as well as physical trainging, in a kinaesthetic sense you get connected to your body-so that you know where you are in space and what you are doing with every part of your body. This becomes harder as automacy threatens its toll, so be careful not to be so keen to reach the destination that you've missed the journey completely.

    *Alignment*

    Muscle, bone, and tissue have their place in and around you-if anything is held out of its natural alignment and you practice without due attention to its correct position, then the mechanics of them are altered and there will be unwanted stress and discomfort leading all the way to pain and trauma. Just pay attention to your own self/body-mind, it has many ways of telling you...

    *Breathing*

    this works the muscles between the ribs, facilitating their expansion and making the upper body more fluid and mobile. Practicing different methods and patterns will strengthen all aspects mentioned here and offers greater core stability.

    *Centring*

    My work has come from tucking in my pelvis (which creates a north-tilt) and putting more weight on one side of my body than the other (which weakens the core-dignity) and that meant that other muscles - the rectus abdominis and the hip flexors - are being cheated and doing the work instead of the tranversus and the internal obliques.

    I like using this with beforementioned CC and weapon focus:

    *Breathe in to prepare for a movement.

    *Breathe out, strong center to spine, and move.

    *Breathe in to recover.

    *Co-ordination*

    while stimulating the two way communication between the brain and the muscles, you get a real good mind-body exercise. The more you vary it, the more you retrain your muscle recruitment. which brings us to...

    *Flowing Movements*

    this gives you the opportunity to check your alignment and to focus on using the right muscles to do the job.

    *Stamina*

    when you reach a moderate level of this, you will no longer be wasting energy holding on to unnecessary tension or moving inefficiently.

    *Retention*

    It's pointless to start on a path of building skill, effiency and experience if you are not planning on using what you've learned on a continual basis.

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    O PRINCES, ARE YA SUM KINDA BODY-WORKER O SORTS, SAY?

    YER MASTER-SHIP O ANATOMICAL NOMMENCLATURE BETTRAY A FORE0-KNOWLEDGE THERREOF.

     

    LOOK *DA NOTTORIOUS* BE AN AMMATUER TRIGER-POINT THERRAPY PRAQCTITIONER (BESIDES BEIN A REICHIAN PSYCCOTHERAPPIST, A PR0N ACTOR, A CHEF EXTRAORDINAIRE, A LOVER SUPPREME, A LINGUIST, A PATTRIOT, N FINNALY AN HUMLE TAO BUM PRACTITIONER.

     

    AARRGHH I NEED A MASAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    CHEK OUT JOHANN GEORG GICHTEL, HE WAS A CHRISTIAN MYSTIC WHO KNEW ABOUT DA CHAKRAS:

     

    http://www.ways-of-christ.net/images/gichtel.htm

     

    AS FAR AS PURE BUDHISM, IT AINT GOT NOTHANG TO DO WITH ALCHEMMY, IN FACT, ALCHEMMICAL PRACTICES BE EXPLICITELY FORBIDEN BY DA HINNAYANA MONKS (DA MAHAYANA BE A DIFERENT PAIR O HUEVOS THOU).

     

    MINE VIEW BE THAT ALCHEMMY BE *MORE* PRIMMORDIAL THAN BUDHISM. ALSO, DA TAOIST CANON SAY THAT DA CHINAMEN LEARNED ALCHEMY FROM DA WHITE FOLKS FROM DA SKY.

     

    CHEK OUT LEVITY.COM AS WEL.

     

    BYE NOW

     

    RJ

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    Are there any excercises to counter the effects of sleep deprivation?

     

    I mean, knowing that getting sleep is the ideal... but what would you use if you couldn't get any sleep?

     

    I am experimenting with warrior tea and with peppermint essential oil.

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    TAKE POWER NAPS. A FEW MINNUTES NAP WHILE PRACTICIN DREAM YOGA.

     

    ALTERNATTIVELY, SMOKE CRAK N/OR ICE, THEN YA CAN GO ON WITH LITLE SLEEP.

     

    BYE NOW

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    What do you guys feel are the over all best practices you have learned? Like the top 5 or top 3 list of the best of the best?  The practices that have the most benefits, are most enjoyable or perhaps not that enjoyable but just very productive.

     

    For instance, Michael Winn has said if he was banished to an island and could only do one practice it would be primordial qigong.

     

    Ken Cohen says if he only did one practice it would be standing meditation.

     

    My top 3 list would go something like..

     

    1. Zazen(cessation contemplation or empty mind) This I feel is the most important spiritual practice. It is considered the cornerstone technique for coming to self realization for many people over a long period of time. It empties the self of egotism and greed and makes you more compassionate . Ultimatly leads to unity with the Tao as has been the experience of many thousands of Buddhists and Taoists. It opens up your qi channels naturally without force and leads to Samadhi and peacfulness with the ultimate goal of enlightenment .Or in zen terms seeing the true empty nature of the self. Other people like Bill Bodri also consider it the foundation practice of changing your fortune due to the ability to empty or sacrifice the ego self and recieve the unlimited, boundless blessings of the universe.

     

    2. Water therapy. I feel this practice can literally keep one free of disease .Or atleast improve one's chances of not getting sick. Water is the most powerful cleansing agent and 72% of our bodies are water . When done daily water therapy also improves over all feelings of well being, completely cures constipation and makes you more energetic. It also has cured people of serious illnesses that medical science did not showing how important water and particulalry drinking a large amount of water first thing in the morning can be.

     

    3. The Royal Court. The 3 simple excercises that originated in India and are literally all you need to get in shape, have awesome cardio, burn fat, and can be performed anywhere, anytime with no equimpment. Also, when done in high numbers, the excercises seem to lower resting heart rate and do it quickly. Also develops a very focused mind from having to keep count in high reps that is useful in developing a focused determined mindset for achiving other goals in life.

     

    That would be my top 3 right now.

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    BUT WERENT YA SUPOSED TO HAVE STOPED ALL POSTIN YA SAUSAGE JOCKEY???

     

    HEARKEN ME YA GENNERATION O VIPERS, DA IMORTAL PRACTICE BE:

     

    *CIRCULLATIN DA RETTAINED CHING WHILE IN DA DREAM-STATE*

     

    DO YA HEAR ME?

    LEMME SAY THAT AGGAIN:

    *CIRCULLATIN DA RETTAINED CHING WHILE IN DA DREAM-STATE*

     

    HOW-EVER, BITCHES GOTTA GROW A SALAMI FIRST!!!

     

     

    AARRGGHH!!

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    LOOK DEATH BE VERY REAL, DA PERSONNALITY WILL FRAGMENT INTO A 100 PIECCES N DISOLVE UNLESS ONE HAVE PRACTICED TAO YOGA IN SUM FORM OR ANNOTHER DURIN DA LIFETIME, OR UNLESS ONE BE ABLE TO EVVOKKE DA CLEAR LIGHT AT DEATH TIME EITHER THRU DEATH ON DA BATTLEFIELD OR THROU DEATH IN A STATE O MEDDITATION OR PRAYER. FOR DA REST, DA PERSONNALITY BE SMASHED INTO PIECES N EVETUALLY EACH PIECE WILL GO BACK TO DA ORRIGINAL ELLEMENT TI WAS CUMMIN FROM. IN THIS SENSE, REINCARNATION BE A BUL-SHIT CUMCET THAT ONLY POLESMOKERZ KLIKE SPYRROLEX N SHIEKKY CAN BELLEIVE IN.

     

     

    RJ MAHALINGAM

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    simply ask the water....

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    CHEK OUT: "THE WATER WIZARD" BY VIKTOR SCHAUBERGER

     

    HE WAS AN AUSTRIAN GENIUS, DA BOOK BE HEAVY TECHNICAL READIN BUT ENLIGHTENIN AS WELL. HE EVEN WORKED ON GERMAN FLYIN SAUCER TECHNOLLIGY.

     

    HOW-EVER, DA BEST WATER BE DA ONE YA ADD HOPS N BARLEY N LET FERMENT FOR A MONTH OR SO, THEY CALL IT BEER BTW.