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  1. Posted

    A less sensitive "salami" as you call it might be beneficial for the pleasing of the women if used with proper intention. By the way: it has been shown that circumcision is a major protective factor with regard to certain sexual diseases INCLUDING AIDS. The viruses or whatever do not have a proper place for staying...

     

    Don't worry man. I am not circumcised...

     

    Harry

     

    YO MY MAN, WHO CARES ABOUT PLEASIN WOMEN ANYWAY IF THAT HAS TO OCCUR AT DA EXPENSES O MY POOR SALAMI. BUT BESIDES, WOMEN BE NOT PLEASED BY A SLICED OFF PRICK, BUT RATTHER BY A:

    1) LONG -LASTIN SALAMI, N

    2)A *HUGE* SALAMI

     

    SO THRU SEMEN RETTENTION N MICROCOSMIC CIRCULATION, *ANY* MAN CAN LAST FOR DAYS.

    THEN THRU GOOD GENNETICS SUCH AS MINE PLUS SAYIN *NO* TO CIRCUMCISION, ONE CAN ALSO BE GIFTED WITH A HUGE SALAMI.

     

    ALSO I RECOMMEND DA USE O*COCK PUMPS*

     

    NOW NOW, WHAT'S DA *REAL* MEANIN O CIRCUM-CISION???

     

    DO YA KNOW THAT ONLY AMERICANS, JEWS N MUSLIMS GET ROUTTINELY CIRCUM-CIZED??

    NOW WHAT FOR? DA USUAL MEDICAL EXCUSE IS PURE SCHEISSDRECK AKA BULSHIT. DA REAL REASON IS A RITUAL SHIT.

     

    AS YA KNOW, IN ANCIENT EGYPT THERE WAS THIS FREAKIN GOD CALLED OSSIRIS.

    WELL, WHAT HAPENED TO OSSIRIS? HE WAS KILLED BY HIS MOFO BROTHER SET, BACK IN DA GOOD OLE DAYS. HIS SALAMI WAS THEREAFTER THROWN IN DA RIVER NILE. NOW, HIS WIFE ISIS WAS A VERY HORNY BITCH INDEED, N WHEN SHE LEARNED HIS HUSBAND WAS NOT ONLY DEAD BUT WAS ALSO SALAMI-LESS, WELL SHE GOT PISSED N RIGHTLY SO, NOW WITH DA ASSISTANCE O TOTH SHE REASSEMBLED DA CADDAVER O OSIRIS BUT SHE COULDNT FIND OSSIRIS' SALAMI, SO THEY HAD TO SHAPE A FAKE ONE N SHE FINNALLY GOT PREGNANT N BORE HORUS, DA CHILD.

     

    AS YA CAN SEE, WE HAVE HER A PRIMMORDIAL FORM O ARTIFFICIAL INSEMMINATION, NOW DA JEWS HAVIN BEEN THRU ALL KINDA ADVENTURE SINCE DA SUMMERIANS' TIMES, HAVE PIKED UP DA STORY N HAVE STOOPPIDLY ADOPTED DA RITTUAL O SLICIN OFF THEIR CHILDRENS SALAMIS TO REMMEMBER DA FABLE O OSSIRIS. THEN, DA MUSLIMS BEIN THEMSELVES SEMMITIC CONTINUED DA PRACCTICE. THEN DA JEWS MOVIN TO AMERICA SO TO SPEAK JUDAIZED DA COUNTRY N INTRODDUCED CIRCUM-CISION FOR EVVERYBODY.

     

    BUT AS A TAOIST, I SAY STOP MESSIN WITH NATURE N SLICIN OFF DA PEOPLE'S SALAMIS. FUCK THIS SHIT. A SALAMI BE A COMPLETE ENTITTY IN ITSELF, ENDOWED WITH LIFE N INTELLIGENCE. A SALAMI BE DA ARCH-TOOL. ALL HUMAN TOOLS BE DERIVED FROM DA SALAMI. NOTHANG BE MORRE PERFECT N PURPOSEFUL THAN DA SALAMI. SO I RONNIETSU SAY, STOP MESSIN WITH DA SALAMI, STOP SLICIN OFF DA PEOPLES' SALAMIS.

     

    I HOPE DA JEWS WILL GIVE UP THIS STOOPID PRACTICE, FUCK OSSIRIS N DA BITCH ISIS STORY.

     

    AUF VIEDDERZEEN NOW

     

    RJ

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    YO KEITH SAY, WHAT BLOOMS IN FEBRUARY IN SO .CALIFFORNIA?

    EVVERY FEBRUARY I CUM DONW WITH ALERGY FRO 2-4 WEEKS IN FEBRUARRY. WHICH PLANT IS THAT?

    BTW, I'VE BEEN DRINKIN PISS ALL DAY N DA ALERGY 'S TOTTALLY GONE. AMMAZING WHAT PISS CAN DO TO YA.

     

     

    RONNIETSU

  5. Posted

    MY MAN CIRCUMCISION BE BAD EVEN IF NO RABBI SUCK YER SALAMI.

     

    THEN IF DA RABBI SUCK YER SALAMI, CIRCUMCISION BE WORSE.

     

    BUT LOOK, LOSS O DA FORESKIN IMPAIRS DA SALAMI POWER. YA MAY ASK, WHY? WELL, LET ME SAY, DA FORESKIN AT FIRST LOOK SUPPERFLUOUS UNTIL YA UNDERSTAND DA CONCEPT O BALLOONIN. JUST READ DR LIN SITE FOR THAT. WHAT THAT MEANS IS, DA SALAMI AKA PENIS, AFTER A COUPLE HOURS O BANGIN DA CHICK, START EXPANDIN TO UNHEARD OF SIZE. THAT'S CALLED BALLOONIN. SO WHEN DA SALAMI BALLOONS, DA FORESKIN ALLOWS THAT EXTRA STRETCH. WHEN DA RABBIS OR DA FUKIN AMERICAN DOCTORS OR DA MUSLIMS SLICE OFF DA FORESKIN, DA SALAMI SKIN GETS TOO TIGHT N SHORT TO ALLOW DA BALOONIN EFFECT N DA SALAMI CANNOT ELONGATE TO SUPERHUMAN LENGHT NO MORE.

     

    BESIDES, THER BE ALSO LOSS O FEELIN BECAUSE DA SALAMI HEAD BE NO LONGER PROTECTED BY DA FORESKIN N GET ROUGHED UP BY DA PANTS N LOSES DA FEELIN, SO THAT FOR A CIRCUMSIZED SALAMI DA INNER WALLS O DA LOVE PEACH DONT FEEL LIKE MUCH NO MO BECAUSE O SUCH LOSS O SENSITIVITY, SO THAT DA CIRCUMSIZED SALAMI MAY SEEK FOR A HAIRY ANAL CAVITY IN ORDER TO GET MORE FEELIN, SO THAT MAY LEAD TO INCREASED FAGGOT LIKE BEHAVIOR, WHICH ACCORDIN TO DA TAO TEACHIN BE NOT-SO-GOOD.

     

    YA SEE, CIRCUMCISION BE DA ROOT O LOTS O EVIL.

     

     

    BYE NOW

     

     

    RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM

  10. Posted

    YEA BRO, FIRST THANG IS, THAT ARTICLE BE NOT BY DICKE BUT BY SUM BITCH OUT THERE. DA SUBLIMMINALS IN ADVERTISIN PORTRAIN CHEMTRAILS IN EG CAR ADS, EVERYONE CAN SEE BY THEMSELVES.

     

    SECOND THANG, I TRUST YER DISCRIMMINATIN POWER TO TELL TRUTH FROM BULSHIT. MANY A TIME DA TRUTH N DA BULSHIT BE INTERMIXED WITH SUCH A GRANNULARITY (IF YA FORGIVE ME DA TERM) THAT ONE'S DISCRIMMINATION MUST WORK HARD.

     

    I THINK D.ICKE GIVES A GREAT PANNORAMIC VIEW O DA WORLD. I HAVE READ ALL O HIS BOOKS N EVEN THOUGH I DONT AGGREE WITH A LOT O HIOS INTERPRETTATIONS, CONCLUSIONS, N PROPPOSED SOLLUTIONS, I MUST SAY IT'S STILL A VERY WORTHY READ.

     

    AS FOR DA REPTILIAN SHIT, WELLL DA ONLY WAY TO BELIEVE SUCH A STATEMENT IS TO SEE ONE. SINCE I HAVE NEVER SEEN A REPTILIAN IN FLESH (BUT I HAVE SEEN PLENTY O CRAZIER SHIT IN DREAMLAND) SO I AM SKEPTIC.

     

    I TELL YA MORE: I AM 110% SURE THER BE INDEED A CONSPIRACY IN DA WORLD. THATS OUTTA DA QUESTION IN *MY MIND*. THANGS LIKE CHEMTRAILS BE DA DIRECT PROOF.

    HOW-EVER, THERE'S DA REAL POSIBILITY THAT DA CONSPORATORS BE JUST A HUMAN GROUP SUCH AS SOME QABALISTIC ENTITTY, BUT IN ORDER TO DIVERT ATTENTION THEY MANUFACTURE SCIENCE FICTION SHIT SUCH AS DA REPTILIAN STORY. SO THAT PEOPLE WILL DISMISS DA CONSPIRACY FACT ALONG WITH DA REPTILIAN INVENTIONS. YA SEE WHAT I MEAN?

     

    STILL LET'S ALWAYS KEEP AN OPPEN MIND, IT IS INDEED POSSIBLE THAT A DIFFERENT RACE EXIST N BE FUKIN UP DA WORLD O HUMANS. JUST *ALWAYS* USE YER THINKIN POWERS N YALL BE OK?

     

    BTW I WANTED TO ASK SINCE YA MENTIONNED, WHAT DO YA TEACH?

     

    BYE NOW

     

    YER

    RJ

  12. Posted

    her ass is too round... it looks fake. i think it has been enhanced.

    i edit photos like these for a living.

     

    time for a bath and bed.

    HELLO EVERYONE AND GOODNIGHT!

     

    NO VIDA'S CULO IS 100% NATURAL, GUARRANTEED BY RJ.

    HOWEVER, HER TETAS BE INFLATED, YES.

     

    BYE NOW

     

    RJ

     

    PS: HEY WHY TO BED SO EARLY?????????????

     

    BYE NOW

    HAPY CARNIVAL!!!

  19. Posted

    YA SAID THAT 95% O DA ATTACHEMMENTS MUST BE TAO RELLATED, BUT THEN YA USED UP DA NON TAO RELLATED 5% QUOTA RIGHT AWWAY NAMELY THAT SKINY MENSTRUATIN CHICK RAGGIN BLOOD ALL OVER. NOW THAT AINT NO TAO RELLATED, SO NOW I CANNOT POST MY SELF FELLATIO CLIPS NO MO'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    PS: ALSO I TRIED TO POST A FUNY PIC BUT IT DIDNT WORK.

     

    PPS: DA TRUTH BE, EVVERYTHANG IS TAO RELATED.

     

    PPPS: BYE NOW.

     

    RJ

  20. Posted

    http://www.davidicke.net/mindcontrol/expos.../ex041604a.html

     

    One of the first steps in guarding or protecting our thinking against adverse influences is to identify the subliminal tactics and methods of mind control which are currently so pervasive in our society. If we are alert to the lies and subtleties of "evil", then we can refuse to accept them into our conciousness.

     

    This article will be a bit different in that we will not be speaking of physical mind control defenses , such as copper shielding from electromagnetic frequencies or other similar gadgets or protective devices. Later I will be bringing up some spiritual aspects which, I believe ,constitute our real protection. Many are beginning to conclude that in order to heal the deeper causes of world strife, we need to address the fundamental issues in lieu of false or temporary bandaid solutions.

     

    I am going to list several methods of mind control but for a deeper understanding of the deceptive techniques which are used to control and manipulate, I would highly recommend visiting http://congregator.net .

     

    A. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES in all forms of media, advertising, art, etc. : One of my favorite examples of visual subliminal messages has to do with the covert jet aerosol program. Many know of this phenomonon as "chemtrails". The exact purpose behind this secret program is not fully understood. Some explanations for the secrecy behind the intentional clouding of our skies are.....climate modification, weather modification, military communications, potential mind control ( possibly in conjunction with HAARP ) and solar shielding.

     

    It is becoming very obvious that subliminal images are being used to condition the public into believing that these spreading jet contrails, along with changing abnormal weather patterns, are normal. Game shows, car commercials, weather programs, children's cartoons and news programs are all presenting with these subliminal messages. When you are tuned into these shows I would encourage you to watch for anything with a blue background. Much of the time these blue backgrounds have smeary cloud like formations. Several game shows have blue squares behind the contestants.

     

    These blue areas are almost always filled with white streaks or smears. Car commercials and cartoons often have actual contrails/chemtrails. When I tell others about this conditioning tactic, I am often told that there are so many contrails now in the skies, that how could the cameras avoid them. I was assured by a person who has experience working with commercials, that absolutely everything included in commercials is intentionally there. Nothing is there by accident. Everything conveys a message.

     

    Last night I was watching the Connecticut ABC affiliate and on the 5:30 news, I was just flabergasted at what I saw. The blue background behind the anchor woman was deep blue with images of white parallel streaks . Each streak was of a different width, just as it is in our real skies. Some parallel streaks were sharp as if they were newly made contrails and others were wider with their edges less defined. Real chemtrails become less defined as they are spreading out and look exactly like the ABC graphics.

  23. Posted

    It is this cancerous tumor that is growing in my mind that needs full time attention and isolation for a long time. The other terminal sickness that I’ve given up looking for cure is medically known as “aging”.Metta to all,

     

    Harry Pain

     

    SO YA BE NOT PHYSICALLY ILL!

    WELL THAT'S GOOD, IT SOUNDED LIKE YA HAD CANCER OR AIDS OR SUMTHANG.

    SO YA BE SAYIN YA BE SICK IN DA HEAD.

    WELL, WE ALREADY GOT *THAT*!

     

    OK OK I KNOW, DA BIG BUDDHA DISEASE BE CALLED *CRAVIN*.

    HOW-EVER, MAYBE SUM PUSY MIGHT HELP??? JUST *WONDERIN*.

     

    SO NOW JUST SHOW UP ONCE IN A WHILE TO SAY HELLO OK? N IF YA DECIDE TO VISIT PATTAYA'S BROITHELS GIMME ABUZZ OKEY DOC??

     

    BYE NOW,

    RJ

  24. Posted

    HARRY THERE BE MANY APPROACHES TO ILLNESS N THEY SAY, "THERE ARE *NO* INCURABLE DISEASES".

     

    YA HAVE ALL OUR SUPPORT BOTH SPIRITUAL N PRACTICAL, WE GOTTA FIND A WAY TO CURE YER SITTUATION!!

     

    FIRST CHECK OUT : WWW.CUREZONE.COM

    THEN SEARCH FOR "DR. SCHULZE"

     

    DA BASIC APPROACH TO ALL SO CALLED SERIOUS DISEASES IS:

     

    1)PROLLONGED JUICE FASTIN (CARROT-RED BEET-CELERY ROOT : SEE RUDOLF BREUSS)

    2)LIVER CLEANSE

    3)KIDNEY CLEANSE

    4)REMOVAL O MERCURY DENTAL FILLINGS

    5)HERBS

    6)PARASITE CLEANSE

     

    SO LET'S MAKE A PLAN N GET YA BACK ON YER BUTT BRO!!!!

     

    KEEP IN TOUCH, DA TAO BUMS WONT FORSAKE YA EVER!!!

     

    RONNIETSU

  25. Posted

    HOW MANY MB'S O PORN QUOTA  DO I HAVE?

    I WANT TO SHARE MY SELF-FELLATIO CLIPS MAN!!!!

     

    Ron, I think we should go on a vote on this,

     

    and my suggestion is that we should install a points per picture system.

     

    In other words you have a set of points and every picture can add or delete points.

     

    Generally picture of the pussy, and femal bum wil get you more points and picture of the male dick will make you loose TONS of points.

     

    Just my point of view, and ready to defend it against the Female Tao Bums

     

    SO HOM MANY POINTS WILL YER PICTURES O YA N YODA COPPULATIONS WITH SHEEP GET YA???

     

    SAUEKNULLER!!!

    AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!

     

     

    Yoda.jpg

     

    RJ