RON JEREMY

SO NOW YA DELETE MINE POSTS. BAKSTABIN BE CUM-TAGIOUS HUH??

APPOLIGISE IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS ALL PLACE STINK LIKE PUSYBLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AARRGGHH!!!

Ron - pretty much the same things, I would imagine. Keep the area clean, keep your woman happy, and learn constructive ways of communicating.

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THEN I GUES I AM READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY I LIKE HANDJOBS BETER THAN BLOWJOBS, HOW DO YA GET MORE HANDJOBS THEN???

JUST *WONDERRIN*!!!

RJ

I POSTED YODA'S SCANS HERE:

http://www.taobum.com/ronnietsu/books/chart1.pdf

http://www.taobum.com/ronnietsu/books/chart2.pdf

TOO BAD THEY BE PDF'S N NOT GIFS OR JPGS BUT NOW I DONT HAVE MINE LINUX BOX HANDY TO CUM-VERT EM.

EVVERYBODY SAY THANKS TO DA YODAMAN!!!

Why is it that 95% of the people that post on here are guys?

 

Anyways, I am done wasting my breath with this thread. Some people will never get it.

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N YA CALL FAGS LIKE SPYRROLEX OR/N SHIEKKY, *GUYS*???

THEY BE FAGS, NOT GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK LETS BE HONNEST, DA ONLY UNDERSTANDIN BETTWEEN MEN N WOMMEN CAN OCUR IN ONLY ONE BETTWEEN TWO (2) WAYS, VIZ.:

1) EITTHER IN DA RELLATION-SHIP BETTWEEN MUM N SON,

OR (EXCLUSIVE GODDAMNIT ME HOPE!!)

2) IN A SERIOUS FUCK RELLATIONSHIP

THATS IT!!!

NO UNDERSTANDIN CAN OCUR OTTHERWISE, N I TELL YA MORE, I ADVOCATE 100% APPARTHEID BETTWEEN MEN N WOMMEN!!!

ME THINK WOMMEN SHOULD HAVE A SEPPERETE FORRUM FROM MEN!!!

WE DONT WANNA HERE ABOUT HOW GOOD YER PUSY BLOOD TASTE N YA DONT WANNA WATCH MINE COOL PR0N!!! SO LETS HAVE 2 SEPPERETE FORRUMS!!!

BUT THEN WE CAN GO OUT ON SATTURDAY NITES N BANG DA LIVIN HELL OUTTA EACH OTHER N DO SUM DUAL CULTIVVATION!!!

CANT YA SEE THAT IN DA PAST WHEN MEN N WOMMEN LIVED SEPPERETE THEY WERE A LOTTA MORE HORNEY N A LOTTA MORE RESPECT-FULL O EACH OTTHER??

N NOW-A-DAYS WHEN THEY JUST PRETTEND TO LIVE LIKE BUDIES N COMRADES, THEY PLAIN HATE EACH OTTHER N WASTE TIME IN STOOPID CUM-PETTITIONS???

DA RESSULT O THIS SO-CALED EQUALLITY HAVE BEEN ONLY DA INVASION O FAGGINESS INTO OUR LIVES N DA LOSS O SEXUAL CHI. FUK ALL THAT!!!

SEXUAL APPERTHAID NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RJ

Lozen,

 

Ron has made me laugh more in the last seven years than anyone I know. Real laughter, big laughter, tan tien laughter. And that, me thinks, is more valuable than all the highly intelligent comments posted on all these boards put together.

 

Please don't tempt us by hinting at the quality of your thought which we're missing because you self censor. Personally, I enjoy what you write, but your self censorship is just that, YOUR self censorship. Ron doesn't have that problem and you might wonder why you do.

 

I would also respectfully suggest you could seize this opportunity and learn how to ignore without resorting to "Ignore." Then you would have got something from RJ too.

 

Trip

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GET BACK TO DA *CHES GAME* MUTHAFUKA OR IT'LL EX-PIRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good for you. I have a friend who's been lurking on these forums for as long as I've been posting, who's been practicing taiji since she was a child, who has a lot to say and offer, who has  not and will not post because of people trying to have it both ways. And she's not a feminist.

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SEND DA BITCH TO http://www.taobum.com/shieky/index.php THEN AARRGGHH!!

HEY! WTF!! ENUFF WITH THESE TRY-TO-CUM-VINCE-ME GAMES!!!

ONCE THEY STEP ON DA RING THEY ALL GET TREATED DA SAME!!!

IF YA DONT LIKE THAT DONT STEP ON DA RING!!!!!!!!!!!

IT AINT ANY SIMPLER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STAY HOME N DO DA DISHES THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, FUCK SPYRROLEX N SHIEKKY AS WELL, BAKSTABIN MUTHAFUKAS, MAY DA EVVERLASTIN TAO INFEST YER ARSEHOWLS WITH TERMITES POLESMOKERS!!!!

IN FAITH,

RJ

I have another commentary, I scanned it, but my posting attempts have failed.  I'll e-mail it to whoever just send me an e-mail to kyleb@ird$en at bellsouth.net.

 

-Yoda

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YODAMAN SEND IT TO ME AT [email protected] N ILL POST IT FOR EVVERYBODY.

ALSO, HERES A GOOD REPRUDDACTION O DA ORRIGINAL:

http://www.damo-qigong.net/tu/neijing/neijing.htm

I WONDER IF PETTER FACK CAN ASK DA CHINAMEN OVER YONDER TO TRANLSLATTE DA IDDEOGRAMS???

IN FAITH,

R.J.

O.k. I know this if off-topic... but girls & guys. Next week I am going through a 5 day-exam session in medicine... THIS TIME I WANT TO PASS THE FIRST TIME...

 

so. In case you have some time to ask the universe to be of cooperative help to me that would be immensely apprecitaed.

 

We have to answer multiple-choicequestions. 1 out of 5 answers is correct and quite often 3 are quite clear so that it leaves you oscillating between two maybe-possible answers...

 

I ask the universe to lead me to choosing always the right!

 

thankx in advance. Your help is much appreciated...

 

Harry

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MAN I HOPE YA GET EM ALL RIGHT OUTTA LUCK, BUT ME ALSO HOPE YA WONT EVER BE MINE DOCTOR IN DA FUTURE CUZ YA DIDNT KNOW JAKSHIT ABOUT MEDDICINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AARRGGHH!!!!

MABBE YA SHOULD GO BAK TO GOOD OLE TAMPONS AARRGGHH!!!

http://www.mymasturbation.com/female/tampons.htm

Okay, you're back on ignore. 

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THANKS TO DA EVVERLASTIN TAO!!!

NOW KEEP IT ON!!!!

PLUS DONT BUST OUR HUEVOS WITH THIS YUKKY GUYS-GOTTA- EAT-PUSY-BLOOD ABOMMINATION NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

YA RUIN MINE APITITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N THAT AINT EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AARRGGHH!!

i have it at home.  if you pm me your address i might could copy and send it to ya.

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BRO CAN YA SCAN IT FOR ME TOO. WHICH SOURCE/BOOK DO YA HAVE??

BTW THAT LANDSCABE BE DA TAO MOFO INER BODY WITH DA 3 CAULDROINS N CINNABAR FIELDS ETC

Did I SAY I had cramps? No! Luckily there are also many alternatives to sex with Ron Jeremy if one has cramps...excercise, lobelia, cramp bark, Midol, etc.

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ONCE YA TRY DA MAHALINGAM YA WONT GO BACK TO YER POTIONS NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

AS FAR AS RAGGIN, YA BE SAYIN WHAT ME BE SAYIN IN THAT PUSY BLOOD BE A CARIER O IN-CUM-PLETE PSYCCHIC CADDAVER.

YA DONT WANNA CALL IT DIRTY?

COOL.

THEN LETS CALL IT INFECTIOUS.

THEN AS FAR AS JUDAISM BE CUM-CERNED, I CAN TELL YA THAT ISRAEL BE DA NUMBER ONE COUNTRY INVOLVED IN WHITE SLAVVERY SO-CALLED AKA EASTERN EUROPPEAN WOMEN SEMI-SLAVE PROSTITUTION RINGS, SO I GUES THAT BE A PRO-WOMAN ATITUDE HUH??

OR MABBE YA BE TALKIN ONLY ABOUT ASHKENAZI WOMMEN BUT *NOT* GOY WOMMEN???

RJ

It DOES help alleviate cramps, though.

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HERE I AM BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does menstruation have to do with sex.  I am of the opinion that it is a bad idea to have sex during menses.  It definitely goes against the energy the woman is going through at the time.  During this time I think it is an excellent time for quiet contemplation and self healing, not sex.

 

 

 

Craig

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WELL NO, FROM DA BITCHES POINTAVIEW, WHEN THEY BLEED THEY GET HORNEY AS HELL, HOW-EVER, FROM DA MOFOS POINTA VIEW, IT BE DAMN YUKKY TO STICK ONES CLEAN SALAMI INTO THAT SCAREY BLODDY MESS, NOT TO MENTION EATIN DA BITHES PUSY WHEN SHE BLEED, AARRGGHH (EXCEPT THAT FAGS LIKE SHIEKKY N SPYRROLEX LUV TO DO JUST THAT AS WELL AS EATIN SHIT), SO YA MAY ASK WHATS LEFT??

WELL LEMME TELL YA, IT BE CALLED *BUNGA-HOWL SEX*!!

EXACTOMUNDO WATSON!! YA GOT IT RIGHT!!! WHEN THEY BELLD N THEY GET HORNEY LIKE HELL N THEM PUSY ITCH LIKE A PORCUPINE, JUST BANG EM IN DA ARSE-HOWL N LET EM BEAT UP THEM CLIT WHILE YA STAY AWAY FROKM THEM MESS, ET VOILA LES JEUX SONT FAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't you recycle your energy without trying to stop menstruation? Since it is WASTE MATERIAL, why not try to stop shitting or pissing so you can recycle that energy? That makes just as little sense to me.

 

If women are interested in having better cycles, there is a lot they can do, many excercises for liver, not wearing tampons is a good idea, lots of herbs and foods are helpful.

 

I wasn't rejecting the concept of female sexual energy practice--I just wonder if stopping menstruation is really the practice or if guys just think that because they think blood is gross or (consciously or not) are intimidated by women's cycles and women's power. Why is it that so many NA tribes will not let women who are menstruating into mixed ceremonies? It isn't because they are dirty or impure.

 

Also I was hoping someone could please explain to me what does menstruation have to do with sex? In fact, many Taoists, Native American tribes and orthodox Jews *refrain* from sex during menstruation. See http://www.jewfaq.org/sex.htm#Niddah

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LOOK ME ALREADY WENT OVER THIS IN DA PAST, VIZ.,

SHIT VS. PISS:

SHIT BE *OUTSIDE* METTER THAT GO THRU DA DIGESTIVE SYSTEM N GET DEPPRIVED O USEFUL METTERIAL N GET DISCARDED, VS.

PISS BE *ONES OWN BLOOD* THAT GET DISCARDED TO ACCHIEVE SUM TEMPORRARY BLOOD BALLENCE.

SO SHIT BE USELESS OR POISONOUS (MOSTLY, EXCEPT *MINE*), WHILE PISS HAVE A LOTTA USEFUL BLOOD CUM-PONNENTS N ANTIBODIES, ENXYMMES, HORMONES ETC. INFACT ME DRINK MINE OWN PISS BIG TIME, WANNA A SIP?

IN DA LIKE MENNER, MENSYTRUAL BLOOD BE A BIG WASTE. BUT ALSO BECCAUSE DA EGG BE ACTUUALY DA METTERIAL PART O A HUMMAN BEIN, WHAT YA HAVE THERE BE A PSYCHIC RESSIDUE WHICH BE LIKE A PSYCCHIC CADDAVER. THAT BE DA REASON WHY TRADDITIONA CULTURES STAY AWWAY FROM WOMEN DURIN THOSE TIMES CUZ ONE CAN CATCH A PSYCHCIS INFECTION, ESPECIALLY MEN WHO PRACTICE ASCETISM N WHO ARE MORE SENSIBLE TO THOSE THANGS.

AS FAS AS BEIN INTIMMIDITED BY WOMMENS POWER THAT BE INCORECT, IT BE LIKE SAYIN ONE STAY AWAY FROM A WOMAN WITH DA FLU BECAUSE ONE BE AFFRAID O WOMMENS POWER, THAT BE STOOPID TO SAY THAT.

ONCE A GUY PRACTICE SEMMEN RETTENTION, ONE WONT BE VULNERABLE TO JAKSHIT SEXUALLY SO ONE NEED NOT BE AFFRAID O WOMMEN. BUT IF SUMTHANG BE HARMFUL PSYCHYLLY SUCH AS PUSY BLOOD, ONE ACCORDIN TO TRUTH SHOULD SPEAK SO.

ALSO WOMEN BE REALY NOT THAT MUCH INTO ASCETISM CUZ THEY IN DA LAST ANNALYSIS HAVE AN INVINCIBLE INSTINCT TOWARD REPRUDDUCTION N BEARIN BABIES SO IT BE UNDERSTANDIBLE THAT DA CUM-CEPT O EGG RETTENTION DONT AGGREE WITH A CHICK'S BRAIN.

BUT THAT DONT MEAN IT BE WRONG TO DO IT.

RJ KONG YU MING

I don't use tampons, I use cloth menstrual pads--reusable. I used to use the Keeper. Not all menstrual blood has psychic poison. Mine has kept plants growing. If I've had a really hard month emotionally I won't use the blood from that month.

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OK OK ALLRIGHTIE, YER PEACH BE *SPECIAL*.

BUT IF I WERE A WOMMAN I'D CUM-SIDER PRACTICIN EGG RETTENTION *UNLESS* I WANTED A BABY.

JUST MINE 2

BYE NOW

RONNIETSU

Menstruation is a really beautiful natural purification cycle which links women with the moon. A book I read described it is a natural discharge of heat-bearing blood.

 

Aspects of interior/yin surface and so one must protect from cold and damp and physical extremes and emotional extremes.

 

If anything, having sex while menstruating is what depletes energy.

 

I'm curious about refraining from orgasms building energy. I do know that when I'm not constantly having sex, I am much more creative. I always thought this was a third chakra thing, though. Except that sometimes I think they are wrong and that sex is actually root chakra,  you know, survival...

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LOOK IF YA WERE A HEN AT LEAST ONE COULD USE DA EGGS. BUT MENSTRUAL BLOOD BE A HARMFUL PSYCCHIC POISON AS ALL ANCIENT CULTURES ARROUND DA WORLD HAVE KNOWN SINCE TIME IMEMORIEL. IN FACT YA CAN USE IT FOR ALL KINDA BLACK MAGIC SHIT.

WHAT MENSTUAL BLOOD BE, IT BE ACTUELY AN IN-CUM-PLETE CADAVER. HOW MUCH BETER WOULD IT BE TO RECCYCLE THAT PSYCCHIC ENNNIRGY INSTEAD O POLLUTIN OUR SEWERS WITH YUKKY SHIT-HOLE CLOGGIN TAMPONS.

TELL YA WHAT, MAIL A BLOODY TAMPON TO SHIEKKY, HE LIKE THAT STUF N HES GONA EAT IT.

AARRGGHH!!

Actually they took him off of his vegan diet and are giving him meat and hoping the protein will help his brain heal faster...

 

But the healer I am bringing is really really good.

 

She told me not to bring him chocolate. I am baking cornbread....

 

I'm gonna see how she does and how he's doing I guess....

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NO NO IF THEY APLY THEM FUKIN MEDICAL BS THEY MEKE IT WORSE, HEALIN DONT WORK THAT WAY, DA BODY ONLY HAVE SO MUCH CHI LETS SAY, 69 UNNITS O CHI JUST FOR ARGUMMENT SEKE OK?

SO IF YA EAT HEAVVY PROTTEIN EALS, WHAT HAPEN? HUH?

HUH?

WHAT HAPEN, HUH? HUH????

WHAT HAPEN BE, DA BODY HAVE TO DO EXTRA WORK TO BREKE WDOWN DA PROTTIENS, L;ETS SAY HAVE TO USE 50 UNNITS O CHI TO DO THAT, THEN DA LIVER NKIDNIES HAVE TO DO WORK TO FILTERR OUT DA CRAP, LETS SAY ANNOTHER 15 UNNITS O CHI, SO DA BODY REPPEIR PROCES ONLY HAVE LEFT 4 UNNITS O CHI.

ON DA OTTHER HAND, IF YA GO ON A JUICE FAST OR EVEN BETER, WHICH I DIDNT FEEL LIKE MENTIONNIN, ON A PISS FAST, DA BODY HAVE NEAR 100% CHI UNNITS TO DO DA REPPEIR.

NOW NOW, YA MAY ASK, WHERE DO DA BODY GET DA METTERIEL TO DO DA REPPEIR??? HUH??

HUH???

WELL, DA METTERIAL BE ALREADY STORRED INTO DA BODY BIG TIME, THAT BE WHAT FAT BE MEANT FOR, ALLONG WITH DA CHI IN DA BONE MAROW ETC.

SO IT TEKE ONLY A LITTLE METTERIEL TO REPPEIR A FEW DAMMAGED CELLS , BUT IT BE MORE IMPORTANT TO HAVE DA CHI TO PERFORM DA WORK THAT TO HAVE EXCESS METTERIEL BUT NO CHI TO BE ABLE TO USE IT.

IF HE GO ON A PISS FAST, HELL HAVE DA BEST O BOTH WORLD BECCAUSE PISS HAVE A LOT O BLOOD METTER IN TI, SO HELL RECYCLE HIM OWN BLOOD WHILE HAVIN 100% CHI AVVAILABLE FOR REPPEIR WORK, OPLUS IF HE APLY CLAY PLASTERS THEY'LL CALL DA BLOOD TO DA DAMMAGED AREA FOR MAXIMMUM RESULT.

JUST MINE 2

DA GOVERNOR CHANEL BE DA YANG CHANEL, SO ALL FORCEFUL ACTION SHOULD OCUR THERE, LIKE FORCEFULY PULLIN UP DA CHING, DA REN MO FUNCTIONNAL CHANEL BE SUPOSED TO BE YIN SO THANGS JUST FALL EFORTLESSLY IN THERE LIKE INTO A LOOSE PUSY, HOW-EVER, IF YA BE WIRED FUNY N YA FEEL THAT THANGS TEND TO GO DA OPISITE IT BE BETER NOT TO FORCE EM DA RIGHT WAY BUT HOW-EVER, GRADUELY TRY TO BALLENCE YER FREAKKY WIERD-SNESS N YER GAY-NESS N EVVENTUALY ADOPT DA RIGHT HETTEROSEXULA WIRRIN FOR A MAN.

JUST MINE 2

good to know about that link....too bad i didn't know earlier.

 

also sean, i am interested in getting clubbells but would like to go thru some of the exerscises first either using a sledge hammer or even just a bat..... do you know of any good links with some sample exercises to try out how the movement feels and all?

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WHAT REALY CLUBBELS BE, SUM PEOPLE LIKE SHIEKKY USE EM AS ANAL PROBES,

BUT AVCTUALY, THEY BE DERRIVED FROM TRADDITIONAL KUNG FU TOOLS, FOR EXEMPLE, WHEN ME WAS SMALL, ME STUDDIED GOJU RYU KARRATE WHICH BE DA COOLEST KARRATE SCHOOL OUT THERE, N THEY USE A TOOL WHICH BASISCLY BE A FLAT ROUND CILLINDER O STONE WITH A HOWL IN-DA-MIDLE WHERE YA STICK A STICK, OR RATTHER, YA SCREW A STICK IN THERE, THEN YA GRAB DA OPISITE END O DA STICK N USE THAT OFF-BALLINCE WEIGHT TO STRENGHTEN YER WRISTS N FORREARMS. DA EASIER WAY TO MEKE IT YERSELF BE TO USE CUM-CRETE .

IT BE CALLED CHISHI N YA CAN SEE IT HERE

RJ

I know this might get moved to off-topic, but I'm going to post it here anyway. I wrote in my personal log about my friend who was needlessly and senselessly assaulted on July 23rd and was in intensive care for a week. I finally tracked down the hospital he is at and am visiting him tomorrow afternoon with a healer I really trust. He has what they say is permanent brain damage, trouble speaking coherently, memory loss, etc. They say he will never recover completely. However, I am taking a HEALER there and she is really really good. So I just wanted to ask for prayers. My friend's name is Michael Sanderson.

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1) JUICE FAST

2) COMPLETE SEMMEN RETTENTION

3) MICROCOSMIC ORBIT

4) INER SMILE TO DA BRAIN

5) BENTONNITE CLAY PLASTERS TO DA HEAD OVER INJURY

JUST MINE 2

Definitely feed your partner her vitamins, give her fresh air and sunshine so she can keep up with your lil soldier of fortune.  Mrs Yoda hits the wall at about 5 orgasms but I'm confident that we can work her up to double digit territory with practice. 

 

Also, it might be very wise to back off before a female orgasm and let the moment pass (after the first, of course, to avoid any hard feelings)  I have a friend who has sold his wife on this concept--she backs off before any orgasms on the theory that women do loose some energy on orgasms, so she stays in the game for all-day sessions.  He got her to go to a live-sex class with Margo Anand who encouraged her to try this approach.  BTW, Margo's mate was struggling to keep his sperm in front of the live audience. Let's hope he made it!

 

-Yoda

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WOMEN BE WIRRED DIFERENT, THEY ARE A CCW SPIRRAL. DA POINT BE NOT RENNOUNCIN ORGASM, DA POINT BE SAVIN DA CHING.

WELL, IN MEN DA CHING BE DA WHITE SPERM TIGER.

IN WOMMEN, DA CHING BE DA RED EGG DRAGON.

SO FOR WOMMEN DA CULTIVATION SHOULD LEAD TO ENDIN DA PERRIOD (WHICH BE COOL SINCE THAT STINK LIKE HELL N BE JUST PLAIN YUCKKY).

BUT YA SEE FOR WOMMEN BE A LOT HARDER TO SAVE THEM EGG. BUT FOR MEN BE A LOT HARDER TO HAVE AN ORGASM WHILE SAVIN THEM CHING. SO REALY, WOMMEN DONT HAVE A STRONG INCLINNATION TO INCREASE THEM CHING THROU SEXUAL ACTIVVITY BECAUSE THEM CHING BE *NOT* RELLATED TO SEXUAL ACTIVVITY SO MUCH BUT TO DA CYCLE O DA MOON N TO DA KARMIC LAWS.

BUT MEN, THEY CAN INDEFFINATELY AUGMET THEM CHI THRU SEXUAL ACTIVVITY AKA SHAGIN, SO AFTER A WHILE O BANGIN DA SAME OLE PEACH, DA TAO BUM MOFO WILL FIND HIMSEKF ENDOWED WITH AS MUCH HIGHER QUALLITY N QUANTITTY CHING AS CUM-PARRED TO HIM FEMALE MATE WHO JUST GET BANGED ALL DA SAME N ENJOY HER 10-15 ORGASMS N JUST PASS OUT OR DO DA DISHES.

SO ONCE THAT STEGE BE REACHED , EITTHER DA WOMMAN BRING FORTH AN HERROIC WARIOR LIKE DEVVOTION TO DA MAN, WHICH TURN DA PRACTICE INTO A WARIOR PRACTICE N NO LONGER A SEX PRACTICE, , OR DA MAN WILL HAVE TO MEKE A DECISION VIZ, EITTHER CUT DOWN SEXULA CHI KUNG, OR BEGIN BANGIN OTHER PEACHES IN ORDER TO GAHHER ENUFF WATTER ENNERGY.

MINE CUMCLUSION BE THAT SEXUAL CHI KUNG CANOT BE TAKEN TO ITS EXTREME WITH A SINGLE WOMMAN. AFTER A CERTEIN STEGE, ONE EITHER STOP OR ONE WILL NEED AN HARREM.

JUST MINE 2 PESETAS

RJ

YODAMAN THANK YA FOR REMMEMBERIN ME WHILE ALL DA OTHER COKSUKERS SUCH AS SHIEKKY N SUM WOMMEN BADMOUTH DA MAHALINGAM.

POOR ME BE GONNA RETTIRE IN A WINE BARREL LIKE DIOGENES DA PHILLOSIPHER EXCEPT MINE BARREL WILL STIL BE FULL WHEN I MOVE IN.

I JUST WANTED TO ADD 5 THANGS, VIZ.,

1) DO DA BIG DRAW. YA NEED TO PHYSICALLY DE-CUM-GEST DA HUEVOS N PROSTITE N DA BIG DRAW DO THAT BY ACTUALY SQUEEZIN OUT DA FLUIDS BESSIDES MOVIN DA CHING.

2) ARROUND 3 MONTHS TO 100 DAYS FROM START O RETTENTION, YALL HIT A WALL, BE PREPPARED FOR THAT.

3) EVVENTUALY, IF A KEEP SHAGIN N RETTAININ, YALL HAVE A WET DREAM N LOSE IT UNLESS YA LEARN DREAM YOGA. WHAT HAPEN BE, SUCCUBUS ENTITTIES LURE YER CHING N SUK IT UP UNLESS YA BE LUCID IN YER DREAMS.

4) KEEP OPENIN DA CHANNELS, NOT JUST DA MC BUT ALSO DA SUSHUMNA , DA MACROCOSMIC, DA BELT CHANEL N YA CAN JUST GET AN ACCUPUNTURE BOOK N OPEN AS MANY AS YA LIKE. THEN REMMEMBER TO STORE DA CHING IN YER BONE MAROW AS WELL. UNLESS YA DO ALL THIS EVVENTUALY YA OVERFLOW OR CUM-GEST YER HUEVOS N PROSTITE.

5) KEEP IN MIND THATIF YA KEEP AT IT, ONE WOMMAN WONT BE ENUFF NO MORE FOR SEXUAL SATTISFACTION, SO YA EITHER END UP SEXUALLY UNSATTISFIED OR YALL HAVE TO BANG MORE THAN ONE PEACH, OR YALL HAVE TO GIVE UP SEXUAL CHI KUNG. DA TRHANG BE, YA CAN VIRTUALY SHAG FOR DAYS AT A TIME, BUT A SINGLE WOMMAN WILL PAS OUT BEFORE THAT OR JUST GET DRAINNED N BORIN. THAT BE DA SECRET FOR DA REASON O DA ANCIENT INSTITTUTION O DA HAREM, THOSE KINGS O OD NEEDDED A BUNCHA PEACHES TO GET SUM KINDA SATTISFACTION N THEY COULD FUCK FOR DAYS AT A TIME. OF COURSE BECCAUSE THEY WERE PAST MASTER O RETTENTION.

BYE NOW

Here's Ron's instructions:

 

1.  For a kinder, gentler America, alternate between using your weiner and your tongue--stay away from max stimulation. 

 

2.  use the three finger/million dollar technique as an emergency backup.  You find the indentation between the balls and the poopy place, but closer to the poopy place.  Just experiment with it.

 

3.  practice circulating the energy or you'll blow up "in a geyser of cum."  Ron's refering to microcosmic orbit.

 

Yoda's commentary:

Ron and many others say that the million dollar point shouldn't be used as a regular practice, just as a backup.  Others say that it is fine to use as often as you like with no long term problems.  Once you figure out the exact location and the exact kind of pressure I feel that it is safe, but some have had bad experiences with it. 

 

At least at my intro level of mastery, regular running plus my recent green tea discovery seems to offer enough circulation so that there's no discomfort with retention.

 

I'd say regular exercise is more important and beneficial than sperm retention and is a prerequisite anyway, so start there.  (Tip:  exercise first thing in the morning and you are more likely to stick with it.)

 

If you are in a relationship, put your tongue into play more often.  I also find it helpful to give Mrs Yoda at least one tongue based orgasm before going in with team weiner.  It's that whole air supremacy thing.

 

If you are not in a relationship, there's much more control going solo, so you are in a good place to gain retention mastery that will serve you well as you walk the earth.

 

Making the heart sound subvocally on the exhale is a good practice, too.

 

Just experiment with these variables, and you'll definitely make progress.  Following Ron's three steps have made basic retention mastery very easy for me.

 

-Yoda

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