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LOOK DA HOLE ISUE O CELLLIBACCY BE JUST A RELLATIVE METER, DA WAY TO SEE IT BE, IT AINT NOT LIKE, OH, I AM GONNA *NEVER* FUCK. NO NO. IT BE LIKE, OH, I *FOR DA TIME BEIN* GIVE UP DA LOWER FORMS O FUCKABILLITY *IN ORDER* TO FUCK DA HIGHER REALLITIES. YA SEE, DA POINT BE, YA LOOK FOR SUM-THANG. YA LOOK FOR AN ULTIMMATE POSESION N REALLITY, WELL, WHAT-EVER THAT BE, CALL IT *MINE LOVER*. SO EG., IF YA BE A BUDDHA GUY, CALL NIRVANA *DA PUSY*. SO DA WAY I SEE IT, IN MINE VIEW TO ME DA ULTIMMATE REALLITY BE LIKE DA MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMMAN ARROUND, SO I CAN TEMPORRARRILY GIVE UOP SHAGIN IN ORDER TO EVVENTUALY POSES DA ULTIMMATE PUSY, AKA, *DA TAO*. SO IN MINE VIEW ALL CULTIVVATION BE SEXUAL IN NATURE N ALL SPIRRITUALLITY BE SEXUAL N ULTIMMATELY THERE MUST BE A POSESION O DA *OTHER* COUNTER-PART IN A SUPPER-MEGA-ARCH-ULTRA-MAXI-HUMMONGOUS METTAPHYSSICAL *FUCK* WITH AN EXPLOSSION O LUST N ORGASM N TOTTAL ACCHIEVEMENT N TOTTAL STATTISFACTION N TOTTAL FEELIN LIKE, *OH YEA I FINNALLY AM FUKIN MINE UNNIVERSAL WOMMAN* OOHHHHH YEYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh DAMN!!! FUCK!!!!!!! SHIT!! GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RONNIETSU

YA CAPPITTALLIST GUY!!! WHY DONT YA PLOW DA LAND FOR A LIVIN!!! FLY ON YER RUG TONITE IN YER DREAMS, GO TO SAMMARKANDA N SMOKE SUM HASHISH YA TRAITTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHIEKKY WTF!!! WHEN DID YA GROW A BEARD??? I DRINK PILSNER BEER, SANGIOVESI WINE, N REMY MARTIN COGNAC. I ALSO SMOKE GRAS. BYE NOW

SHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A-PLENTY O DREAM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALY ON APPRIL 15, DAMN DA TAX-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW PRINCES RONNIEBOY

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IT WAS A VIDEO WHERE A FUKIN PROGRAMER TELL HOW HE RIGED DA SOFTWARE SO BUSH WON DA FUKIN ELLECTIONS. I UPLOADED IT FOR YA IN MINE FOLDER HERE YA MAY WANT TO CHECK OUT THESE ON DA GODDAM CHEMTRAILS AS WELL: http://www.taobum.com/ronnietsu/files/Vid1.AVI http://www.workingtv.com/chemtrails.html

FUCK THIS SHIT!!! JAIL THESE FANNATICS!!! DAMMIT!!! http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6898403/ http://www.sexuallymutilatedchild.org/mohel.htm

SEMMEN TURN THICK N GOLD IN COLLOR, EVVENTUALY IT BECCOME DA GOLDEN PILL. IT TAKE A WET FLOUR SMELL N A HEAVIER WEIGHT. IT TASTE GOOD, OR SO THEY SAY. IF YA EJACULATE IT THERE BE NO-THANG TO TRANS-FORM. RJ

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LETS MEET FOR A GLASS O SANGIOVESI IN MINE DREAM BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE SURE YA BRING YER DREAM BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW PRINCESS!!! YER DEVOUT, RONNIEBOY

DA POINT BE NOT JUST TO REMMEMBER DA DREAM, DA POINT BE TO *CONTROL YER ACTIONS* IN DA DREAM. LUCID DREAMMIN BE JUST DA PRE-CUM-DITION, BUT DA BRAKE-TRHU OCUR WHEN YA CAN MAKE DICCISIONS N IMPLEMMENT EM IN YER DREAMS, EVVENTUALY YA CAN SIT N PRACTICE DA CIRCULLATION O DA LIGHT WHILE DREAMIN N THAT BE DREAM YOGA. BUT TO ACCHIEVE THAT YA GOTTA GO LIKE YER VERRY HEAD BE IN FLAMES. THAT MEAN, YA GOTTA MAKE A METTER O LIFE N DEATH OUTTA IT. BYE NOW RJ

DREAM YOGA BE YOGA PRACTICED WHILE IN LUCID DREAM STATE, SO YA NEED TO SEIZE YER DREAM MIND N GAIN CONTROL OVER YER ACTIONS N YER THOUGHTS WHILE IN DA DREAMS. YA CAN READ BOOKS ABOUT IT, BUT ESENTIALLY YA HAVE TO INVENT DA WAY, THRU BECCOMIN OBSESED WITH IT LIKE IT WAS A QUESTION O LIFE N DEATH (WHICH IN A SENSE , IT BE). RJ

WELL I HAVE ALWAYS HAD AN INTUITTION ABOUT IT AS A CHILD, I USED TO SPANK MINE BABOON FOR HOURS LOCKED INTO A CLOSET IN DA DARK. DA BREAK THRU OCUR WHEN YA TAKE OVER YER DREAM MENTAL ACTIVITY. UNLITL THEN, YA WONT GO TOO FAR BECCAUSE YA'LL END UP EJACULLTATTIN IN YER DREAMS WHEN DA FEMALE SUCCUBI LURE YA INTO SURRENDER. DA BEST MANUAL BE MASTER CHIA'S BOOK. JUST FOLOW IT TO DA LETTER WITH TWO (2) ADDITIONS, VIZ., 1) DA FINGER LOCK TECHNIQUE AINT DESCRIBBED ACURATTELY BY MASTER CHIA, IT BE *VERY* IMPORTANT TO HIT DA RIGHT SPOT WHICH BE CLOSER TO DA BUNGA-HOWL ELSE YA REDDIRRECT YER SEMEN INTO YER BLADER WITH 100% LOSS O CHING. 2) DA DREAM YOGA ASPECT BE NOT MENTIONNED AT ALL. BUT MASTER CHIA'S BOOK WILL LEAD YA FOR DA FIRST 3-6 MONTHS, AFTER WHICH YALL NEED DA DREAM YOGA BREAKTHRU USUALY. BYE NOW RJ

AYA KNOW WHAT? IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS GREAT IDDEAL O YERS ALLIVE, YA *GOTTA* PRACTICE SEMMEN RETTENTION. IF YA LOSE CHING, OVER DA COURSE O A FEW YEARS, YER SPIRRIT WILL BE VANQUISHED N YALL END INTO DA COGSA O DA MATRIX. SO YA WANNA BE A TAO BUM FOR LIFE? WELL, DONT SPRAY YER JUICE!!!! RJ

I BANG CURIOUS PEOPLE IN DA BUNGA-HOWL FOR A LIVIN ARE YA CURIOUS??? AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO HOW MANY THELERNERS BE THERE????? JUST WONDERRIN!!!!! image deleted[/color]

DA MATTERIA PRIMA IN GENNERAL WAS ACHEMMICAL JARGON FOR DA BODY. IN PARTICCULAR IT COULD REFFER TO DIFERENT ASPECTS O DA BODY, THAT WAS A PECCULOARRITY O ACHEMMICAL JARGON, THEY'D USE DA SAME TERM TO REFFER TO DIFERENT THANGS BASED UPPON CONTEXT WHICH MAKE DA READIN O OLD ALCHEMMICAL TREATIES TRICKY. SO MATTERIA PRIMA COULD BE SEMMEN, OR DA BODY IN GENNERAL, OR SPECCIFIC SUB-SETS O DA BODY, EG URRINE, OR EVEN THAT FAVORRITE O SPYRRELIX'S , VIZ., MENSTRUAL BLOOD, PLUS URRINE ALSO BE SPECCIFICCALY MENTIONED IN ALCHEMMICAL TREATIES. IT BECCOME MORE IMPORTANT AS DA ASCETTIC STOP EATIN AL-TOGGETHER. RJ

OK SHEP SHAGIN, JOCKSTRAP SNIFIN CUNTLOUSE SLURPIN HEMMORROID CHEWIN ARMPIT SNIFIN POLE SMOKIN GRANDPA RAPIN DINGLEBERRIES, *DA NOTTOROIUS* BE IN CHARGED O ANNOUNCIN ANNOTHER SHITY FORRUM OUT THERE, VIZ, SINCE ME WAS TOO LAZY TO THINK ANNOTHER NAME, WE CALED IT, LINK DELETED SO LOOK, UNLIKE SEAN'S COOL SHIT, THIS ONE BE MEANT TO BE DA CUM-TINNUATION O DA OLD GANG FROM DA OLD HEALLIN TAO DAYS, IT MEAN ALL DA OLD MOFOS BE WEL-CUM, PLUS NEW MOFOS BE WEL-CUM TOO *BUT* THEY *SHALL* UNDERGO A PROBATION PERIOD O VERBAL N MENTAL ABUSE IN ORDER TO MAKE EM TRUE TAO BUM STUF. SO DA IDEA BE, IF YA *SUPORT* DA SHIT, JUST SEND A BUCK OR JUST KISS ARSE VERBALY, YA CAN GET *YER OWN SUBDOMMAIN SPACE* N YA CAN UPLOAD *PR0N* (THAT BE WHY WE HOST IT ON A PR0N HOST), ALSO, WE SPEND TIME *BADMOUTHIN* MOFOS, SO IF YA GET OFENDED EASILY, WELL JUST *FUK OFF* N GO TO CHURCH OR SUM-TANG. SO DA SITE BE VERY SHITY N BUGY, WE BE ALL LAZY N NOT GONNA SPEND TIME POLISHIN SHIT, SO FEEL FREE TO APLY FOR A PASWR0D N HAVE YER SUB-DOMMAIN N UPLOAD SUM PR0N. HOW-EVER, DA BACKGROUND IDDEA BE ALSO DA GOOD OLE WIKKI THANG, SO EVVENTUALY WE GOTTA SET UP A TAO WIKKI FOR DA COMMON KNOWLEDGE TO BE FORMATED NICELY FOR ALL TO READ. SO THERE YA GO DINGLEBERRIES, THERE YA HAVE DA STINKIN ROSE O DA TAO SITES READY FOR YA TO POST FILTH. RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM AL-SALAAMI KONG YU MING HONG KOK FUK EFIMOVICH TSE-TSE BYE NOW RJ, OK BYE RJ OK END NOW, BYE

DA PHYSSICAL CUM-TRACTIONS BE ADDEQUATE WHEN YA DO PHYSSICALLY VIGGOROUS BANGIN ACTIVVITY. NOTE THIS: TRY THIS EXPERRIMENT: 1) MAKE LUV TO YER WIFE GENTLY (WELL JUST FOR EXPERRIMENT SAKE GODDAMIT!!!) FOR 2 HOURS 2) BANG DA HOLLY SHIT OUTTA YER WIFEY FOR 2 HOURS 3) SPANK YER NBABOON FOR 2 HOURS WATCHIN ROCKO SIFREDDI'S MOVIES. AFTER 1), YA'LL HAVE ALMOST NO CONGESTION. AFTER 2) YA'LL HAVE SUM DEGGREE O CONGESTION AFTER 3), YALL HAVE BLUE HUEVOS WHY? CUZ DA LIVIN SPERMA-TO-ZOA BE INTELLIGENT (ACTUALY,EACH SINGLE ONE BE *WAY* SMARTEN THAN SPYRRELLIX N SHIEKKY TOGETHER), SO IF YA PUSH EM LIKE YA WANNA SHOOT EM, THEY GET READY TO RAISE HELL. SO OVVER DA YEARS, YA CAN ACCHIEVE STILNESS WHILE HAVIN SEX, YA JUST SIT CROS LEGED N YER WIFE SIT HER BIG ASS ON YER WOODEN SALLAMI N *SHE* DO ALL DA MOTION, YA JUST SIT STILL N CIRCULLATE DA ENNERGY. OF COURSE IF YA WANNA BANG A YOUNG NEW CHICK, YA BE FREE TO GO BACK TO DA JOHN WAYNE SHAGIN N FUK DA HOLLY CRAP OUTTA HER MILKY PEACH. BUT THEN, YA BETER DO SUM PHYSSICAL CUM-TRACTION TO SUCK UP DA ENRAGED SPERMA-TO-SOA. BUT WHEN YA DO STILNES SHAG WITH YER WIFFEY, THERE BE NO ACCUMMULATION O FLUID, BUT TO ACHIEVE DA POWER TO KEEP YER SALAMI HARD WIHTOUT MOVIN, YA *MUST* RETTAIN DA SEED FOR AT LEAST 3-6 MONTHS DEPPENDIN ON YER AGE N GENNETICS N LIFE HISTORRY. SO PHYSICAL CUM-TRACTION? IT ALL DEPPENDS ON HOW *PHYSICALLY* YA DO DA SHAGIN, OF COURSE, OVER DA YEARS, MORRE SUBTLE MEANS BECOME APROPRIATE, BUT NEVER DESPISE DA PHYSSICAL MEANS AS LONG AS THEY WORK. BUT BY ALL MEANS DO THEM IF YA HAVENT LEARNED TO RETTAIN FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS, USE ALL PHYSSICAL MEANS POSIBLE TO BREAK DA PLATTEAU, THAT INCLUDE DUMPIN YER SALLAMI IN A BUCKET O ICE WATER IF YA FEEL YA BE CUMMIN, N DA DA INFAMMOUS FINGER LOCK AS A LAST RESSORT. DO YER BEST NOT TO USE THAT, BUT BE ALWAYS READY TO USE IT IN DIRE EMMERGENCIES. BYE NOW RONNIETSU AL-SALAAMI

MRS. COLUMBO??? WHO BE SHE??? WE DIDNT KNOW YA WERE MARIED TO THIS BUDY O MINE'S SISTER!!! LOOK IF I DONT BANG MINE WIFE FOR AT LEAST 3 HOURS SHE WONT COOK. IF I BANG HER MORE THAN 5 HOURS SHE WONT HAVE TIME TO DO DA DISHES. DR COLUMBO:

PHYSSICAL SQUEEZIN BE MORE IMPORTANT TO RELLIEVE HUEVOS CUM-GESTION, LETS SAY YA BANG YER WIFE FOR 5 HOURS, THEN YELL HUEVOS WILL FEEL CONGESTED, THEN DA PHYSSYCAL CONTRACTIONS SQUEEZE OUT DA FLUIDS FROM YER PROSTETE N HUEVOS. DA EYE ROTTATIONS BE FUNDAMMENTAL, THEY BE *NOT* INNITIAL GIMMICKS, DA EYES ROTTATE IN SYNCHRONNY WITH DA MICCROCOSMIC ROTTATION. REMMEMBER DA EYES BE YANG, DA REST O DA BODY BE YIN . DA EYES DRIVE DA MC. BYE NOW

YA PIMPLE POPPIN, ARM PIT SNIFFIN, CAMEL RAPIN, GRANDPA FONDLIN, JOCK STRAP CHEWIN, ANUS LICKIN SAUSAGE JOCKEY, YA HYPPOCRATE, YA WHITE-WASHED SEPPUCLER, YA PREACH ABBOUT CUM-PLEMMENTIN PEOPLE, BUT THEN YA INSULT N BAD-MOUTH *DA NOTTORIOUS* WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ

SO MATE HWO YER SUN-GAZIN PROCCEEDIN OVER-ALL?? HOPE YA DONT OVVER DO IT AT DA EXPENSES O CIRCULLATION THOU, AFTER ALL IT STIL BELLONG TO DA REALM O EXTERNAL PRACTICES SUCH AS PUNCHIN DA BAG 10,000 TIMES N STUF. HAVE YA EBBN ABLE TO CORCULATE DA SUN-LIGHT INTO DA MICCROCOSMIC? ALSO INTO DA OTTHER CHANELS?? BYE NOW, RONNIEBOY TSUTSU

LAOSHI, DA FIRST IMPRESION BE *EVVERYTHANG* THEN LOOK, AFTER YA BANG YER WIFE FOR 9 HOURS DA EXTREME BECCOME COMMON-PLACE. IF I DIDNT HAVE A WIFE I'D HAVE TO SPEND *A FORTUNE* IN HOOKERS. DA CHEAP ONES. AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY B DAY GIRL!!! DID YA PLAY WITH DA PINK CLUBBELL TO-DDAY??? BYE NOW RJ