soaring crane

Hello Shazan, and welcome to the forums!

 

Your membership is approved and we're happy you found your way to us. You're surely aware of the lengthy Flying Phoenix thread, and now you're free to take part in the discussions :-)

 

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fyi - a number of Infolad's posts have been split off into a new topic: 

 

http://thedaobums.com/topic/39982-the-energy-cultivators-handbook/

 

extraneous posts were carried over for the sake of continuity.

this thread was created from posts originally found in the current "mopai" thread

Hello and welcome, Andrew. I enjoyed your introduction, and I'm happy to have you here :-)

In general, not difficult to understand why G-d did a miracle. Many believe Manson devil. It explains everything.

Many believing" doesn't make a thing true. MM is a caricature.

I've posted a few threads and comments regarding my perception of a kind of Matrix made up of the microbiological world that we exist in. I see it fundamentally similar to the movie, but vastly larger as it encompasses not only human life but all life. And has been the predominant life on this planet for as long as there has been any life on this planet.

Ground, sky and all between

East, west and birds flying

The window frames the distant scene

Reflects my joy back at me

Some more lines from Emily Dickinson, read the first "or" as "whether"

 

 

Not knowing when the Dawn will come,

I open every Door,

Or has it Feathers, like a Bird,

Or Billows, like a Shore

 

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No, not at all. This thread remains unaffected. The mod message was only informative :-)

Steam

 

 

sorry, couldn't resist :-)

Moderator message:

 

This thread has been split again. Members can view the material here: 

 

http://thedaobums.com/topic/39972-mopai-splitpit-pt-2/page-2#entry660478

Moved to this forum due to the purely commercial nature of the content

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOS31j9dtoA

 

 

ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

Then I watched a movie

From Hollywood

 

I ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

(Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum

Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum)

Then I watched a movie

From Hollywood

(Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum

Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum)

 

Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me, yeah

Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see now?

The little strings on the Giant Spider?

The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?

(HA HA HA!)

The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?

(And the flaps on the side of the moon)

 

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb

They use when the slime droozle off

The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock, yeah

And the canvas of the cave is too soft

 

The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide

And too short for the scientist man

The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind, yeah

While the monster just ate Japan

 

Ladies and gentlemen,

The monster,

Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX

(Apparently a very large poodle dog)

Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant

Bullets can't stop it

Rockets can't stop it

We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

 

HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG!

BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR

SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES

LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE

KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!

WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!

SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS!

 

The National Guard has formed up at the base of the mountain

And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle towards the cave

Where they hope to destroy it with napalm

A thousand of the troopers are now lined up and are calling to the monster . . .

Here Fido

Here Fido

Here Fido

 

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

 

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

 

C'mon! Everybody! Hurry! Let's go!

Somebody get the distilled water! Get the canned goods!

Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!

 

GO TO DA SHELTER

MY BABY, MY BABY,

GO TO DA SHELTER

GO TO DA SHELTER

 

GO TO DA SHELTER

MY BABY, MY BABY,

GO TO DA SHELTER

GO TO DA SHELTER

 

Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me,

Can ya see the little string danglin' down

Makes the legs go wobble an' the mouth flop shut, yeah

An' the HORRIBLE EYE,

An' that HORRIBLE EYE,

An' that HORRIBLE EYE

Go rollin' around

 

Can y'see it at all

Can y'see it from here

Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees

If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

(Cheeper the better)

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

(Cheeper the better)

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

(Cheeper the better)

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

(Cheeper the better)

(Cheeper the better)

(Cheeper the better)

(Cheeper the better)

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis

You need a car, dude. And not one of those little Asian jobs either ;-)

 

Also, it's quite possibly those images/videos on the internet, and not your parents, that are causing your problems.

If you should question everything, then you can also question whether to question everything.

 

Perhaps some things are better left unquestioned. Perhaps there are some paradoxes and mysteries of life that we'll just never solve.

Is doubt a method for solving problems or a method for eliminating them altogether? I'm thinking like, a puzzle with no solution is no longer a puzzle.

Wow some fascinating stuff you got there infolad!

 

Gotta agree with this. Thank you, Infolad1, for the effort you put in here, it's much appreciated, and your screen name was well-chosen :-)

 

Fyi, I'm collecting your posts into a pdf.

Is there one in hell? I mean, by default ...

woot! That's a great story, keep it up :-)

Hello i was wondering if i can ask you some questions about your training i see this post was almost a year old but i hope your still on here thanks hope to get a yes lol!

 

Hi Charlie -- please note the date on posts that you're responding to when you search them on this website. The post you just "bumped" to the top of the list here was an introduction made by a new member two years ago. 

 

Also of interest is this member's post count which at the moment is 1 -- that probably means, after creating his account and writing this introduction, he never returned to the site.

 

The better strategy would be to "PM" the person to ask if he'd be interested in sharing information with you. You can do that most easily by holding your mouse cursor over his name, wait a second and a widow will pop up where you can select to message him.

 

It could be that he'll then receive an email notifying him of the private message, if he has his account set up that way.

Hello Adam, and welcome to the forums!

 

Your membership is approved, glad to have you here. Maybe you'd be willing to share a little something about your experiences or interests?

 

Please take the time to read the two posts pinned at the top of this Welcome page and take a look at the forum terms and rules. This covers all you need to know when getting started.

 

For the first week you will be restricted to ten posts per day but after that you can post as much as you like. Also, until you’ve posted fifteen times in the forums, you’ll be a “Junior Bum” with somewhat restricted access and will be allowed only two private messages per day.

 

Good luck in your pursuits and best wishes to you,

 

SC and the TDB team

The words of KenBrace describing his Neigong Forum.

 

 

"I currently run a neigong forum but it's a very tight community that is heavily moderated. We are very focused on serious discussion and don't want disruptions."

 

I do believe that this pretty well sums things up!

 

 

I'm on the fence whether I should refer to it as double standards or hypocricy. Someone help me out here. Ken?

I knocked a guy over once during a Zhanzhuang workshop. I was standing high mabu, looking straight ahead and he was pushing on my left shoulder while I was focussed on my right foot. The sifu (Lam Kam Chuen) walked by and told me to look at the guy, so I turn my head to the left, and BAMMO, he went back a good three feet. I hadn't done anything intentionally, and can't rememeber feeling anything special, but the guy said it felt like I'd jolted him hard with my shoulder.

 

BUT, like TheLearner say, there's psychology involved here. When I turned my head, I Iooked him straight in the eyes, and he was possibly ready for something to happen. That jolt probably cam from inside him, and not from me. So ... sympatico is a good word to keep in mind whenever you come across anyone demostrating these things.

Hello George, and welcome to the forums!

 

Glad you found your way to us :-)

 

Please take the time to read the two posts pinned at the top of this Welcome page and take a look at the forum terms and rules. This covers all you need to know when getting started.

 

For the first week you will be restricted to ten posts per day but after that you can post as much as you like. Also, until you’ve posted fifteen times in the forums, you’ll be a “Junior Bum” with somewhat restricted access and will be allowed only two private messages per day.

 

Good luck in your pursuits and best wishes to you,

 

SC and the TDB team

Hello Sechem, and welcome to the forums!

 

You're membership is approved, we happy to have you here. You have some pretty interesting interests there, I think you might find a few members here eager to discuss them with you :-)

 

Please take the time to read the two posts pinned at the top of this Welcome page and take a look at the forum terms and rules. This covers all you need to know when getting started.

 

For the first week you will be restricted to ten posts per day but after that you can post as much as you like. Also, until you’ve posted fifteen times in the forums, you’ll be a “Junior Bum” with somewhat restricted access and will be allowed only two private messages per day.

 

Good luck in your pursuits and best wishes to you,

 

SC and the TDB team