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Tibetn shamanic Qi Kung clips

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LOL...

 

Actually you don't need any of that.

 

For the very modest amount of everything you own, somone will teach you the secret Scandinavian Shamanic Shaking Winter Ski Gong.

 

Guaranteed to:

 

- dramatically increase the blood and chi flow into your skin and auric layers within seconds

- induce true spontaneous shaking

- bring huge amounts of blood and chi into your internal organs in minutes

- cause the cessation of wordly phenomenon in just an hour or so, depending on outside temperature

 

All training done at your own risk. No previous experience required. Students from hotter world regions prefered due to quicker results. Please send your signed and dated testament when ordering. One way trip to Lapland, Sweden not included. Traditional funeral services available.

 

*cough*

 

HG

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