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Broom is good weapon ! 

 

I teach it in my  'protect your legal rights'   component  of 'self defence' .   Here, if someone breaks into your house and you club em with your staff, thats assault . So I teach people to have a story handy ; dont say "Well, he broke into my home and tried to attack me so I clubbed him with my  bo  (or jo)  ... no no no .  You have to say;  I feared, I went into a panic, I thought he was going to kill me, I backed away and was up against the wall, my hands felt  behind me and I grabbed a broom to defend my life with ...  during his attack, the  brush part fell off the broom handle . "

 

However . some  'household objects' (or gardening objects ) need no modification .

 

'kuwa'  (hoe)  :

 

 

 

 

I suggest when training   against     the  kuwa , to be wearing steel capped shoes !   (its a fav attack - across the toes of your lead foot  ...   oooch!  )

 

 

 

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Nungali why to get martial

I ment you can be a master in

Brooming ,you and the dust

On the floor.its an art by itself

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On ‚Äé9‚Äé/‚Äé16‚Äé/‚Äé2018 at 4:17 PM, NOONE said:

Nungali why to get martial

I ment you can be a master in

Brooming ,you and the dust

On the floor.its an art by itself

A broom as a weapon was the first thought that came to me too, but I see what you're saying. That's a good way to see it too.

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Perhaps we should treat everything as a 'fu'  ?  I just finished my morning coffee  ....  and did it 'masterfully' .

 

 

and later , around lunch time ;

 

 

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On 9/16/2018 at 5:17 PM, NOONE said:

Nungali why to get martial

I ment you can be a master in

Brooming ,you and the dust

On the floor.its an art by itself

That's funny. I just told someone the other day that if they knew the joy I got from sweeping the floor, they would stop searching for things to make them happy.

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40 minutes ago, Nungali said:

Well, I got a dirty floor and a broom - come on around !

If you were a witch,

You could sit on the broom

And fly high ūüėä

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I am !     Well,  I suppose I still am ... I did my 2nd degree Wicca initiation  in Coven Kannassi  many years back , I guess that still is current  ? 

 

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Ummmm ... not sure abut that . 

 

My GF of that time did it ( Wicca, up to 2nd degree)  too.  And she would go off and do stuff with her Witchy - poo mate who had her own ( a different ) coven.  She was rad, promiscuous ,  did this and that, including ritual magic, herbalism etc .

 

Now ?  

 

She is a born again  Christian devoted to  Jesus

 

But me .... I'm still   'Daork -  sided'     :) 

 

 

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- Do not watch more than 30 seconds of the following vid - it could damage your 'receptacles'

 

 

 

Well, she is a born again Christian .

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I couldn't deal with the entire video.  Had to stop.  The lady needs to be institutionalized.

 

Born Again Christians and reformed alcoholics - not much difference between the two.

 

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8 hours ago, Marblehead said:

I couldn't deal with the entire video.  Had to stop.  The lady needs to be institutionalized.

 

Oh God Marbles !   Your not supposed to  WATCH THE WHOLE THING ! 

 

How much did you watch ?   I didnt last more than 30 secs .

 

 

8 hours ago, Marblehead said:

 

Born Again Christians and reformed alcoholics - not much difference between the two.

 

 

Oh no, this woman was never an alcoholic   ....

 

..... she had some time as a heroin addict before hand ,  if that counts ? 

 

:D 

 

 

Spoiler

Let's see ;  after I kicked her out, she got an ex-crim BF,  had a kid to him, he abused her, she got a junkie BF, he got busted, she got busted tying to take stuff to him in jail, lost all her professional credentials, and her friends  ,  no one else would have  a  bar of her  .....

 

then

 

....

 

except  Jesus .   .....  he took away all that bad stuff now    . :wub:

 

I suppose   thats   sorta  like   'psychological heroin '  ?      

 

;)   

 

 

 

 

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I don't recall how much I watched but I agree, I watched too much.

 

I need to stop here as anything more I would say would not be pretty.

 

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10 hours ago, Marblehead said:

I don't recall how much I watched but I agree, I watched too much.

 

Unfortunately, me too. :o

And I feel that this will remain in my memory for some time.

It is terrible to think that many people experience a regular overdose with similar subjects. But now

 I understand how much happier my life has become after I stopped watching TV. :D

 

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3 minutes ago, Nungali said:

Hmmm ... better add a warning up there  ^

Yes, some things should have warnings.

 

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1 hour ago, Pavel Karavaev said:

 

Unfortunately, me too. :o

And I feel that this will remain in my memory for some time.

 

 

 

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The little sidekick I have been hanging with the past few weeks made creative use of a broomstick when a neighbors pig wandered into the yard waking us when her dogs began barking at the small pig. She grabbed a broomstick and began gently sweeping the grass. She wasn't even close to the pig but the sweeping of the broom was in the direction of the pig. Somehow this broom sweeping sent the pig scurrying back to its home. Three barking dogs and a few bites from them didn't force the pig out of the yard. However, the gentle sweeping of a broom did the charm. 

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On 07.10.2018 at 12:45 AM, Wu Ming Jen said:

If anyone is interested in broom kung fu there are 10,000 steps that need some attention.

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Yes, that is right.
And the mastership comes with the practice :D

 

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In beijing we had to sweep our practice place in the winter time. 

 

 

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8 hours ago, windwalker said:

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In beijing we had to sweep our practice place in the winter time. 

 

 

 

 

Oh , the pleasure, to ne able to train in mere snow !

 

I discovered last weekend, in our local practice place , ... its bindi-eye season !   ouch!  yow!  ooooch!    <steps out to  put shoes on >

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindii

 

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