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don't get me started!

my bat chain puller might break!

I'd shrink into zilch!

 

I'd shrink into zilch,

If I only ate thin air,

Shrink, I don't exist!

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I'd shrink into zilch,

If I only ate thin air,

Shrink, I don't exist!

 

Shrink, I don't exist!

To which Sigmund Freud replied:

Don't fart on my couch.

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Shrink, I don't exist!

To which Sigmund Freud replied:

Don't fart on my couch.

 

 

Don't fart on my couch,

It may just go up in flames!

Grab the fire hose!

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Don't fart on my couch,

It may just go up in flames!

Grab the fire hose!

 

Grab the fire hose!

You won't even piss on me

When I'm combusting.

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Grab the fire hose!

You won't even piss on me

When I'm combusting.

 

 

When I'm combusting,

Chestnuts roasting in the fire,

Sunrise on fresh snow.

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When I'm combusting,

Chestnuts roasting in the fire,

Sunrise on fresh snow.

 

Sunrise on fresh snow,

Change is as good as the rest,

Nothing lasts for ever

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Sunrise on fresh snow,

Change is as good as the rest,

Nothing lasts for ever

 

 

Nothing lasts for ever,

Are not diamonds, forever?

A spy has loved me. :lol:

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Nothing lasts for ever,

Are not diamonds, forever?

A spy has loved me. :lol:

 

A spy has loved me,

Or did she? There one minute,

Gone the next, oh well.

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A spy has loved me,

Or did she? There one minute,

Gone the next, oh well.

 

Gone the next, oh well.

Lets just roll that Thunderball,

Chinaman's sharp hat.

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Gone the next, oh well.

Lets just roll that Thunderball,

Chinaman's sharp hat.

 

Chinaman's sharp hat,

Keeps the rainy thoughts outside,

Smiling face inside!

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Chinaman's sharp hat,

Keeps the rainy thoughts outside,

Smiling face inside!

 

Smiling face inside!

Closing my eyes, all I see,

A blue Cheshire Cat.

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Smiling face inside!

Closing my eyes, all I see,

A blue Cheshire Cat.

 

a blue Cheshire Cat

sitting on my head- can't see,

but I swear he's there

 

but I swear he's there

back of my eyes, grinning wide

may he see fresh snow!

Edited by Mark Foote

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a blue Cheshire Cat

sitting on my head- can't see,

but I swear he's there

 

but I swear he's there

back of my eyes, grinning wide

may he see fresh snow!

 

May he see fresh snow!

Heffalump tracks leading north,

Pooh and his hunny!

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May he see fresh snow!

Heffalump tracks leading north,

Pooh and his hunny!

 

Pooh and his hunny

scrunched like heffalump bunny

gotta get goin'

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Pooh and his hunny

scrunched like heffalump bunny

gotta get goin'

 

bouncing tiger claw

rips jagged holes in the sky

hard rain is coming

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bouncing tiger claw

rips jagged holes in the sky

hard rain is coming

 

hard rain is coming

to India for two months

return when Spring comes.

 

See you all later. Ciao!

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hard rain is coming

to India for two months

return when Spring comes.

 

See you all later. Ciao!

 

 

return when spring comes

soft rain visiting Dehli

for two days only

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return when spring comes

soft rain visiting Dehli

for two days only

 

For two days only

Special limited time sale

Buy one, be here now.

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For two days only

Special limited time sale

Buy one, be here now.

 

 

Buy one, be here now.

To buy two would be too much

The Tao needs only one.

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Buy one, be here now.

To buy two would be too much

The Tao needs only one.

 

 

The Tao needs only one.

Contained within everything

Worlds within worlds, US.

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The Tao needs only one.

Contained within everything

Worlds within worlds, US.

 

worlds within worlds, US

the edge of each world, the same

the place that we go

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worlds within worlds, US

the edge of each world, the same

the place that we go

 

 

The place that we go.

Floating islands, in the sky.

Clouds of every shape.

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The place that we go.

Floating islands, in the sky.

Clouds of every shape.

 

Clouds of every shape.

Winds in the trees rattle leaves.

Fish jumping in ponds.

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Clouds of every shape.

Winds in the trees rattle leaves.

Fish jumping in ponds.

 

Fish jumping in ponds.

Great Lord Pike who makes them jump

a shadow deep down.

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Fish jumping in ponds.

Great Lord Pike who makes them jump

a shadow deep down.

 

 

A shadow deep down,

The Lurker on the bottom,

Jaws of death await.

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