Owledge Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) *Knock, knock* - Who is it? Carr. - Carr who? Nas Carr. I need racing fuel. Quick! --------------------------------------------------- *Knock, knock* - Who is it? Ford. - Ford who? You know who! ... I want my gold! --------------------------------------------------- *Knock, knock* - Who's there? It's me. I just wanted to ask why the chicken crossed the road. Edited March 7, 2017 by Owledge 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Posted March 7, 2017 When my younger sister was little, she made up her own knock-knock joke: Knock knock Who's there? Hotdog Hotdog who? Hotdog hamburger! She thought it was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owledge Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) Hotdog hamburger! She thought it was hilarious. No one ever told her it wasn't, so now she works at McDonald's. :-| "I can't believe this is my job." - Her, absent-mindedly, at the counter xD Edited March 7, 2017 by Owledge 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astral Monk Posted March 10, 2017 This is what memes evolded from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 16, 2017 When my younger sister was little, she made up her own knock-knock joke: Knock knock Who's there? Hotdog Hotdog who? Hotdog hamburger! She thought it was hilarious. I entered this thread with apprehension .... but , yeah, thats not too bad ^ . The reason for the apprehension was this ; a friend's family had a tragedy last year. She takes the little guy to a kids party and the older kids are telling knock knock jokes , but he doesnt get it, so they explain it to him and encourage him to have a try at telling one ( I dont really think he got it ) but he tries ; " Knock knock ." "Who is there ?" " No one - my father is dead . " ( all the kids knew that had recently happened ) ... sortof put a downer on things Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 16, 2017 (edited) ..... so glad no kid went ; " Ummmmmm ..... no one , my father is dead ... who ? " Edited March 16, 2017 by Nungali 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
