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Questions to the head of Judaism.

I'm the head of Judaism. If there are interesting questions, I try to answer.

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Is tzim tzum still contracted  ? 

There Tzimtzum Aleph and Tzimtzum Bet, but without a contract

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Not a contract 

 

a contraction ... a withdrawal ... is it still withdrawn ? 

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Questions to the head of Judaism.

 

I'm the head of Judaism. If there are interesting questions, I try to answer.

 

 

Is the Pope Jewish now?

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Art thou the anti-christ which was foretold of yore?

 

G-d told me, "Christians will be punished, and the sword, and with hunger, and sorrow."

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His name is Lois, not Art, mister!

 

 

I thought the archaic form appropriate in the immediate pre-appocalyse.

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G-d told me, "Christians will be punished, and the sword, and with hunger, and sorrow."

 

Will tambourines, thick rimmed spectacles, woollen jumpers and sandals with socks be purged from our world?

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Will tambourines, thick rimmed spectacles, woollen jumpers and sandals with socks be purged from our world?

 
 
This is a joke ?

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This is a joke ?

 

 

A feeble attempt at one, yes.

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G-d told me, "Christians will be punished, and the sword, and with hunger, and sorrow."

 

 

a sword will be punished with hunger and sorrow ?   :unsure:

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G-d told me, "Christians will be ..."

First of all, oy vey.

 

Second of all, love you guy, but uh, i take what you say with grain of salt, two shots of vodka and a beer chaser.  I think your forte is probably best on esoteric mysticism and not so much as answering as head of Judaism.

 

I got nothing but respect for last two popes.  Nice for the current one to visit the local synagogue and I'm sure he was respectful.  Its always interesting how different religions (and sects) interpret the Aseret ha-Dibrot.  Lots of room for different interpretations.  As my uncle explained 'No problem, you do it your way, we'll do it G-d' :)

 

  Last two popes, were great guys, holy.  I like what they've been doing.

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Could you explain how you are the head of Judaism? Is this a mistranslation, do you mean you're knowledgeable about Judaism? If God is talking to you, do you hear him inside your mind or outside of your mind? Do you realize there are literally hundreds of sects (if not thousands) of Judaism? If this is a joke, can I just say it's a bit tasteless and possibly a bit racist as well.  

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Could you explain how you are the head of Judaism? Is this a mistranslation, do you mean you're knowledgeable about Judaism? If God is talking to you, do you hear him inside your mind or outside of your mind? Do you realize there are literally hundreds of sects (if not thousands) of Judaism? If this is a joke, can I just say it's a bit tasteless and possibly a bit racist as well.  

 
 
It makes no sense to explain it, because it knows only the Creator and I (in part). Creator has appointed me and everything!

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How is the neck of judaism?

 

I've heard from the feet of judaism that things are not that good above the nipples.

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How is the neck of judaism?

Stiff.  We are a stiff necked people. 

don't expect us to do much bowing down.

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Stiff.  We are a stiff necked people. 

don't expect us to do much bowing down.

You will recall that G-d made with the Egyptians in ancient Egypt. they also do not want to bow.

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You will recall that G-d made with the Egyptians in ancient Egypt. they also do not want to bow.

 

 

Did he - which G-d was that?

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Did he - which G-d was that?

The One That Shall Not Be N-d

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